Me: OK, time to pack!

Me: *puts two outfits in tiny suitcase*

Me: That's the clothes. Now, for the books.

Me: *gets giant suitcase* Eh, I think this will be big enough.

Me: *looks at bookshelf* I shall take you, and you, but not you and you, and I must take you, but you I cannot take...

*SEVEN HOURS LATER*

Me: ...and you will stay here, but you will come. *looks at suitcase*

Giant Suitcase: *overflows with my many books*

Me: MOM, I NEED A BIGGER SUITCASE.