Me: *Calls friend* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

Friend: What!? What's wrong!? Are your parents okay!? Is your brother okay!?

Me: What? Oh, yeah. They're fine. BUT I CAN'T FIND MY HARRY POTTER BOOK!!!!!!! 

Friend: THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU CALLED ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Me: Of course. Why else would I call YOU?

Friend: *Hangs up*