Me: *Lays in bed reading*

Mom: Time for bed sweetie!

Me: Just a little longer! *Keeps reading*    

Mom: Time to get up sweetie! *yawn*

Me: What?!

AT SCHOOL

Teacher: So, in conclusion, 47x3-12+2x9-4+5.............

Me: *Sleeps* *SNORE*

Me: *In principals office* IT WAS MY BOOK'S FAULT!!! I SWEAR!!