Mom: Hey sweetie! What'cha reading?

Me: Percy Jackson. Go away.

Mom: That looks good. *takes book out of hands*

Mom: *walks out of room reading*

Me: MOM HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?

                                             * later*

Mom: *Sits on couch reading Percy Jackson*

Me: *Sneaks up behind* *Grabs book* GOTCHA!!!!!

Me: *Sprints into room and locks door* MY PRECIOUS.......

Mom: *Knocks on door* GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

Me: YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!