Yeah, I know I had to do the Metallica Black Box spam but I lost the pictures and I don't want to choose them again

I'm sorry 😔

Btw I have some screenshots of those weird interviews from magazines.

And I'm gonna comment them. Especially the most relatable ones.

First of all, Jason, that's cute.

Second of all, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WORE CONTACTS I THOUGHT HE JUST NEEDED GLASSES FOR ISK READING OR SMTH LIKE THAT

So Jason, coming from someone afraid of wearing contacts but still so fucking blind, I get it. 

I once dreamt I forgot my glasses and couldn't read on the blackboard (who am I kidding, I can't read even with glasses and I'm in the front row) and the Greek teacher basically obliterated me.

Well, since literally half of my bedroom is pictures... Me too James, but the problem is that they're all around the house and I would die trying to save them.

Btw now I'm imagining '98 James (the year this was done) staring at pictures of him and his bros in the early 80s and crying.

The thing is that I'M the one crying :')

And I'm staring at pictures of a couple years ago because I'm too young.

BUT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHIT POST BOOK, SO NEXT QUESTION

SRAL STFU MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING 

I WOULD *PAY* TO VISIT AN ABANDONED HOUSE. 

And I have a ghost in my air conditioner. It's been quiet for a while now though.

Jason coming from the Midwest: 👁️👄👁️

AND WHY IS IT CALLED THE MIDWEST IF IT LITERALLY IS IN THE EAST

IT SHOULD BE CALLED THE MID EAST, LIKE MICHIGAN, INDIANA AND OHIO ARE IN THE EASTERN TIME ZONE

WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA YOU'RE BAD EVEN AT YOUR OWN GEOGRAPHY

ARE YOU EVEN REAL

I'm sorry, when it comes to geography and insulting America I'm always in the front row and I lose it

Kirk starts to have the spirit I'm looking for in these questions.

Take notes, danish dwarf

OK LARS, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T DESERVE ALL OF THIS BULLYING. 

My reaction would probably be clapping honestly. 

Ship of the millennium.

If someone doesn't write a fictional couple based on Klars, I will. This is a promise.

Oh and also, Kirk, I too have the need to look in everything that can reflect me.

I am so beautiful with my green hair

Now we got a couple of questions from a James interview

WHY does every adult think that the Teletubbies are scary? I loved them as a kid, I still know the opening by heart

Btw yes, my man Tinky Winky is very gay. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT WITH A NAME LIKE "TINKY WINKY"

I felt offended by this for some reason. 

You end up being the cringe one you know

BAHAHAHA AT LEAST THEY HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS

And that's kinda cute

(The gifts not the punch)

(I wonder if he punched him)

(Ezra Miller moment)

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

Can I join? 

*Loses followers because that's gross*

Well as usual we can pretty much close the chapter now, I don't think we can get any worse than this.

This time. 

Goodnightt