Ok my people

I'm here to show you some of the presents I got, because like I predicted, people bought me Metallica stuff

Since it's basically been my entire personality for like a year

(I'm moving on to 80s movies, but I'm not leaving you)

Here's the thingsss

(I haven't tried it out yet, but it's already been like two weeks, ops)

The situation is a bit more complicated than it might look

He said that he wanted to do two tshirts, one with Kurt Cobain (for me) and one with Axl Rose (for him) with "best friends forever" written on them

It was also a very sweet thing, because it was an idea we had for a long time 

But unfortunately, he could not get them on time, so he switched to...

A fucking Load t-shirt

Because, and I start to realize it now, he remembers every single thing someone tells him and takes it as gold

This, and also the fact that I basically was about to break into his house to lend him the CD

I did not

Because my dad was exploited to bring it to school and give it to him

But this happened more than a year ago

As you might have guessed, he didn't buy the Load t-shirt

He then wanted to buy something related to Motorhead, because he doesn't just want me to like them (which I already do)

He wants them to be my favourite band

Even by shaming Cliff Burton in public

So I'm going to sabotage Motorhead purely out of spite

No, that's not true. I like Motorhead, for real lmao

I tried to hint him towards the Blues Brothers soundtrack CD, but he's stupid and didn't understand

So now I have a Master of Puppets mug

See, that's the only thing he didn't remember

THE FACT THAT MY FAVOURITE ALBUM IS RIDE THE LIGHTNING

Then came this 

This. This is an S size

But the standard must be obese texan man, because at first we thought she just bought the man's size

BUT IT'S LARGE EVEN FOR MY FATHER

IT LOOKS LIKE A NIGHT VEST

So whenever I have time I'll go change it for something more wearable 

And finally, another tshirt 

THERE'S A REASON BEHIND THIS

The friend that bought it is my personal creation, I initiated her to Metallica

And she has a MOP t-shirt, so we can match

(Yes it's on reverse because it's a selfie, but it's Acillatem, so it's fine)

But the best thing about this one was the card 

I felt the sudden urge to marry her

Btw, I gotta go to the guitar practice

Byee