This failed on Tumblr, thought you might appreciate it more

Serves also as a "best announcements by Irene"

LARS

"What do you mean I'm not coping with my feelings in a healthy way? I just listened to my favorite song four times in a row!"

"NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN PHIL COLLINS RECORDED THE TARZAN SOUNDTRACK IN ITALIAN, FRENCH AND SPANISH. HE DOESN'T SOUND BRITISH"

"Sometimes I remember the original version of the Unforgiven solo and I'm thankful for Bob Rock"

"(mocking James) BLACKENED IS THE END, HE FOCKING LEFT THE BAND"

*Changes his username to "theofficialtableyeah" to piss of James Hetfield*

CLIFF

"Wow, I really feel the urge to play Dungeons and Dragons now that I found this dice in a museum of Ancient Greece where we're the only visitors."

*Falls asleep after coming home**Wakes up two hours later with tons of stuff to do**Writes a post on Wattpad**Refuses to elaborate**Leaves*

"I'm having fun and I'm very surprised given the fact that this day sucks"

JAMES

"In case you were wondering, we're planning an 883 reunion for reasons that are unknown to me."

(In case you care sadly they did not answer our Instagram DMs, so no 883 reunion for you)

"Guys, if no one told you before, writing shit about your traumas is good and you should do it too."

"In order to die you have to be alive first."

"I probably shouldn't have written ANARCHYY on the black board before checking if the teacher was actually absent."

"If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom feeling like shit"

KIRK

"COME ON COME ON LET'S TALK ABOUT JESUS"

"Wait, the argonauts are just like the Avengers of Ancient Greece..."

 "Dear Lady Gaga, I'm not "born this way", I just listened to Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy and decided I wanted to be THAT"

(A random user posted this on my profile): "Kurt Cobain is beautiful"

(my answer) "You know who else is beautiful? Me."

"I'll sacrifice my last announcement for the day to tell you that Ermal Meta looks like a cheap Syd Barrett cosplayer" 

(he's an Italian/Albanian singer and he really does)

JASON 

"I miss my childhood, back when I believed that Bee Movie was a serious movie."

"My diet is composed only by bananas and chocolate nowadays."

"Don't you just hate when you lay on your bed hating yourself and wanting to cry?"

"So I made this petition, I think it's pretty self explanatory. *Change.org link with a petition to make Jason and Cliff Funko Pops*"

ROB

*Money sounds**Starts singing the bassline*"MONEY, GET AWAY"

"Watching wholesome music videos like: "where's the catch, when is one of these happy people going to die?"

"Dear Disney.DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A D TO YOU? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A COOL G!"

Hope you enjoyed it. 

Bye.