Yes, today is Lars' birthday

But I forgor

Because I was very busy eating the food we made for Christmas, changing my phone (I got a new one) and going to see Cirque du Soleil (!!!!)

Anyway, when we were coming home My Friend of Misery came up, and I remembered I had to do this chapter so here we are at 9 PM lol

Honestly I don't even know where to begin with. Why do I have this picture saved on my phone.

Lars hacked my phone????

Well thank God I changed it

These three idiots with their idiot faces and their idiot hair and their idiot clothes and their idiot band

Ok no I'm just projecting my friends on them 

Ah man that's hard, knowing what to say and not having to add fillers

Recently I've started stuttering guys I'm scared-

✨ Aesthetic wallpapers✨

Ah yes the cowboy pictures I need to put everywhere 

Also I felt evil these days

Wait 

Ok

As I was saying I was feeling evil, so have some evil memes I found as an insert

Obviously all about Cliff because for some reason the memes just pop out themselves 

(This one made me laugh out loud)

I'm sorry guys I don't know why I am this way lmao

Ok onto the Christmas section of this chapter

This is literally me (Kirk) and my bro (James) saying the most stupid and random shit, my deskmate (Lars) following our spirit and my bro's deskmate (Cliff, he also looks like him) who hates Christmas and everything that isn't political so that explains Lars' face

He stole my felt tips, but I thankfully got them back 

Anyway back to Sral

Are Posaman jokes still funny?

OH NO GUYS LARS IS STUCK IN THE BACKROOMS 

WHY HE WAS SO YOUNG AND PROMISING

Lars discovers the magic of indie music I guess

Well now I've gotta go, I think this chapter was shitposted enough

Good night and merry Christmas