Hello my loves

Today is our boy's birthday

And yesterday it was Master's

And so it is the anniversary of my father discovering that Jason is actually the same age as the others

FOR THIRTY YEARS he believed that Jason was TEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN THE OTHERS

Then all of his beliefs crumbled in front of him

BUT FATHER, TELL ME 

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD TO YOU?

And I'm not talking about Kirk, I'm talking about Jason 

I MEAN, MAYBE FOR NETFLIX OR DISNEY CHANNEL 

BUT NOT IRL

And I cannot make the joke I have in mind because in English there aren't adjectives for age 

Ok here they all look fifteen, except for James, here I could buy it

Do you think they had already given him wasabi at this point? 

Why does he have the strings for the glasses-

THIS IS A 62 YEARS OLD, NOT A TEEN 

And I'm convinced that Kirk owned *one* pair of sunglasses honestly

NOW

YOU MAY NOT APPRECIATE THE EXCESSIVE COMMENT FOR THIS PIC

HE'S SO AAAAAAAAH

But my favorite is actually this one

What's the matter with Jason's pants in '86?

He basically wore thousands of cargos. Then all of a sudden, he stopped magically. 

And you know what else disappeared but shouldn't have?

THE BANGS

I love bangs

I want bangs

But I wear glasses :(

Lars behind them being extremely jealous

Calm down Lars, I'm sure this means nothing-

*Gasps loudly*

Ok Lars, now you can start to be suspicious

Onto some other gifs!

Jason being a real man

This is the perfect plot for a soap opera, you know

A couple cheating on each other, with the same person. No one of the three involved knows this. 

But James does.