Hello kids! 

I hate november with all of myself

But you know what gets me through this hell of a month?

METALLICAAA

I mean, they get me through kind of everything

BUT YEAH THIS IS A WAY TO INTRODUCE THE CHAPTER

IT'S KIRK'S BIRTHDAY MY FRIENDS

(And also the aniversary of Nirvana's MTV Unplugged lol)

(Live at Paramount is still better, idc)

So yeah, let's go through my Pinterest board (it's all Jason and Cliff but we'll find a way)

You've probably seen all of these (both from this book and outside). I'm sorry, you're going to have to deal with it

So we have Kirk in Japan, which is my favourite aesthetic from now on because there are many pics of Kirk in Asia on the Internet

Kirk on a... yeah those 

Idk what's going on here, what's happening off camera that we don't know?

WHy is he so bothered

The only way I'm able to draw Kirk's face

With sunglasses

All of my abilities go into the hair and his face looks like he was run over by a car

Several times

Oh yes, welcome to basic house, would  you like a cup of tea?

Since we're already in GIF territory, let's get the painful one out of our asses shall we

This one, I kid you not, is saved as "ahah piss" on my computer

This video manages to be so cursed, funny, entertaining and interesting at the same time 

Which is funny that you can say all of this about the Load/Reload era lol

I know for sure I've already put this one, but 

I FOUND THE WHOLE PICTURE 

IF I PUT IT WATTPAD WOULD PROBABLY BAN ME (nothing is visible, this is just an exaggeration)

AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, NO, I WON'T PUT THAT PICTURE WHERE HE'S ON THE TOILET

(just like you reading this chapter I guess)

(when you finish and get out, can you open the door with All Star like in the beginning of Shrek? Pretty please?)

I'll put this GIF, which appears to be in every Metallica imagines book (WHICHITOTALLYDONTREAD)

Little spoiler for a chapter you'll probably see in eight thousand years

(it involves music videos)

Me yesterday eating all of my food after my sister told me "she didn't want any"

AND THE METALLICA MEMBERS THIS IMPLIES ARE ALL ON PURPOSE

(though technically Mazzo_Eurincio is Kirk, but I digress)

WANNA KNOW WHO I AM, ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET AND TESTS I TOOK?

#WANNA

NO NO NO NO guys I would have killed myself had i got L*rs

(listening to Justice and its cardboard drums just bring out all the hate in me, I actually really like Lars I promise)

I actually got James

I mean, are we surprised?

tbf this does really explain all of the crap with Daveina 

And her hate for Mazzo_Eurincio

Ok guys I really gotta go now, I have guitar practise

One last picture cause they're just aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Byeeee