I RESCUED A PUPPY AND I NAMED HER AFTER DAVID BOWIE AND SHE'S A PIT BULL BULLDOG MIX AND SHES SO CUTE AND IDK WHY PPL DONT LIKE PITTIES IF THEYVE NEVER MET THEM BEFORE, LIKE YES THERE ARE HORROR STORIES BUT THE BREED WAS ORIGINALLY BRED FOR DOG FIGHTING, LIKE THEIR CREATION IS TRAUMATIZING AND THEN BC OF THE WAY THEY LOOK THEY GO TO THE STUPID MACHO PPL WHO ABUSE THEM BUT ALL THE ONES IVE MET EVEN THE TRAUMATIZED ONES ARE STILL SO SWEET. FOR EXAMPLE THE PUPPIES MOM ESCAPED FROM A BREEDING PROGRAM, AND NOT A REPUTABLE ONE, AND IS SCARED OF EVERYTHING. I WORE A BEANIE ONE DAY AND SHE RAN AWAY FROM ME, AND THAT WAS FIVE MINUTES AFTER SHE'D TRIED TO SIT IN MY LAP TO GET PETS. (SHES 100LBS) BUT I MEAN LOOK AT THAT FACE. ALSO SHES LIKE A MOUNTAIN GOAT. SHE TRIES TO CLIMB EVERYTHING LIKE THE WALLS AND ROCKS AND LEDGES BUT SOMEHOW STAIRS ARE A STRUGGLE FOR HER? SHES THE DUMBEST SMART PUPPY IVE EVER MET. LIKE SOME OF MY FRIENDS DOGS ARE JUST STUPID AND WE ALL KNOW BUT SOMETIMES I SWEAR THIS DOG IS THINKING THOUGHTS. BUT OTHER TIMES SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT CAUSE SHE TRIES TO CHEW ON WIRES AND ONLY WHEN THEY'RE PLUGGED INTO THE WALL, SO I HAVE TO GATE OFF MY WORK AREA WHENEVER MY COMPUTER IS PLUGGED IN, OR  A LIGHT OR AN AIR FILTER OR ANYTHING. SHE ALSO TRIED TO EAT A SILICA GELL PACKET AND WAS PULLING ME TOWARD A CHOCOLATE DISPLAY IN THIS ONE STORE IN AN OUTDOOR MALL NEAR MY HOUSE. LIKE GIRL DO U WANNA DIE? CAUSE U CANT DIE CAUSE IM EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED AND IF U DIE IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO ME. UPDATE, SHES EVIL AND SHE TRIED TO EAT A GROSS GROSS MOLES HEAD, LIKE THE ANIMAL AND SHE WOULDN'T LET IT GO SO I HAD TO TAKE IT OUT OF HER MOUTH WITH MY BARE HANDS. IF IT WASN'T SO OBVIOUSLY LIKE OLD AND DECAYING IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM BUT STILL.

holy shit she looks like dobby in this pic^

ANYWAY THIS IS THE MOM AND SHE NEEDS TO BE ADOPTED AND SHES LITERALLY THE SWEETEST THING EVER BUT WE CANT KEEP HER CAUSE MY DAD GOT HURT AT WORK AND CAN ONLY WALK THE PUPPY CAUSE SHES SMALL FOR NOW AND HE SHOULD BE OK BY THE TIME SHES GROWN AND I GO TO SCHOOL FOR MOST OF THE DAY AND DONT LIVE WITH MY DAD SO SHE'D BE CRATED FOR MOST OF THE DAY AND THAT WOULD BE SAD CAUSE SHE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF HER LIFE IN A CAGE WE THINK. HER NAME IS BISCUIT AND WE CALL HER BISSIE FOR SHORT. SHES LIKE 100LBS OF LOVE, AND I CANT EXPRESS HOW MAD IT MAKES ME THAT JUST BC SHE'S PART PITTIE AND NOT A PUPPY THAT SHE PROBABLY WONT GET ADOPTED AND BOUNCE AROUND FOSTER HOMES FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE, AND SHES ONLY ABT 4 SO THATS A LONG ASS TIME. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK. 

HAVE A LOVELY DAY. goddamn i feel like i just yelled at y'all im so sorry, do have a great day/night!