DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN CHARACTER  OR ANYTHING FROM THE MCU DESPITE MY CONSTANT TRYING NOTHINGS PROOF READ SORRY

Ok so you know how Natasha says "I'm always picking up after you boys" when she grabs cap's shield off the road as they're chasing ultron with the vision to get it before he can make a mini supercharged infinity stone ultron? Well this is where my brain went:

Nat walks into the kitchen where Bucky(another head cannon of mine he can cook really well with not a lot of food cause he basically kept Steve alive after his parents died and so they were just chillin and trying to work and keep steve off the streets and out of scraps and not sick) was cooking and making pancakes or waffles or potatoes and eggs and bacon or an irish breakfast or some toast (if you could not tell i'm really hungry rn and its almost 1 am and I need to finish a project thats due in my first period class but my brain wont shut up about nat and bucky and food) but had to leave because Steve was being a dumbass again.

(insert stupid things Steve rogers will do on a whim here e.g. see how far he can jump but from roof to roof or see how far sam can carry him using the Falcon wings before he's dropped or the wings break)

Anyway back to Nat. She walks into the kitchen and the first thing she sees is this platter loaded with big, fluffy, chocolate chip pancakes or what ever was made (again reallllyyy hungry my dudes). Then her eyes drift to the rest of the kitchen. And mind you I'm saying that ALL the avengers use the tower as a home/crash pad so this is on their personal floors. The counter is COVERED by used bowls, a shirt covered in batter, two spatulas are still on the stove, and the trash is nearly full of egg shells, milk cartons, empty bags of flour, chocolate chip bags, etc. Nat, being the great person she is, and also not wanting to have to deal with Tony walking into the kitchen and then leaving shouting "germs germs germs germs" and not leaving his lab for a week or more, cleans up the whole mess and helps herself to a couple of pancakes. 

OR

Nat's minding her own business and is in the common area, think padded out over indulged living room everything is cozy and squishy and warm and soft and just if you had an unlimited credit card and didnt have to worry about paying the bank back what would the coziest living room you could make look like think that, in the wee hours of the morn just because and sees the wreckage of a pillow fight from earlier that she'd been the ultimate victor of so obviously she didn't need to clean up the pillows but here she was just wanting to watch the sunrise but with no place to do it. She puts the couch back together and folds up the blankets, restores the unripped pillows to their places, cuddles up in a big fluffy blanket with a mug of tea and watches the sun rise over the city. Very peacefully until Clint fell from the vents.

See what I'm getting at?

The next bit goes Nat's sick of this shizzling pile of steaming shit she has to deal with and pick up, and Pepper can't do anything cause she's overworked and off dealing with the most recent murderbot or over caffeinated idea that Tony's had like the time he wanted to make self warming coffee cups and ended up exploding half the lab tabes a toilet and DUM-e (three times), and Wanda, well... she's, she's coping. So Nat's prank goes something like this: 

Whenever she finds t-shits sweatpants sweatshirts etc lying around she takes. Why? It's a tower stocked to the brim of traumatized super peoples who are trying to mind their own business thank you very much, unless its Steven "I don't need a parachute" "I can do this all day" "lets rely on pure nostalgia to bring my bestie back and not kevlar and my VIBRANIUM shield" Grant "America will never believe that the Golden Boy curses or does anything wrong" Rogers and Tony, but it's not his fault thats just the way he's built. Nat is going around the tower and taking a soft cozy WAAY too big sweatshirt that was left in the dryer along with some fuzzy gloves and a nice pair of sweats. She's swooping down on blankets and t-shirts and long sleeves and boyfriend jeans like theirs no tomorrow. She's taking every. single. thing. that might be useful to her in the future, knick knacks, soft clothes, sleep shorts, pillows, blankets, shirts, ANYTHING. She does this until they practically don't have  clothes anymore and are walking around in shorts and tank-tops in January in New York. Bruce has been reduced to his compression blanket that was in Age of Ultron a tank-top and sleep shorts, clint is hiding in the vents with cans of beans and a couple of sheets, and at some point Tony just starts living in his suit because he built in heaters and Steve has a giant weighted fluffy blanket. But disaster strikes when at some point Tony leaves his suit outside the bathroom cause the suit can only filter so much  and Steve leaves his blanket on the couch and Bucky hasn't been seen (key work SEEN remember were dealing two ex master assassins who've been rehabbed into our modern world by Tony and pepper and Clint and sam and PETER PARKER the little pranking shit <3 any who) outside his room for weeks and it turns out he and nat were conspiring with each other the whole time and they're sharing the goods and this comes out when Clint and Peter decide to take a field trip through the vents to what the flipity frick frack paddy whack fucking hell is going on

AN: ha you thought I wasn't going to curse welcome to the mind of a drunken sailor lents and gadies and all those unfortunate souls who've found their way here

So once they rest of the avengers know where their stuff is they have to devise a plan. They set up surveillance in the vents but they were dealing with Loki (just pretend they've been a part of this from the beginning cause im feeling lazy), Nat, and Bucky working together. Once the Trinity of Terror is aware that the others know what they've been doing they start setting up traps.

Tony's suit is turned into a glitter bomb

Steves shield is now a frying pan

and every piece of clothing has been dyed a different color.

AN(again): 1,115 words my dude look what i can accomplish while trying to do homework, now i will proceed to anxiety and actually do my home work bye