"So what are we doing with the kid when it comes to school?" Enid asked as she ate a potato chip.

"Uh..." (y/n) was silent for a moment. "I figured I'd just keep her here and teach the essential stuff myself"

"She's a kid" Enid replied as she crossed her arms. "She needs to socialize"

"She barely trusts me now, maybe we put off sending her to a torturous place like school until next year" (y/n) replied as he stole one of Enid's chips and ate it. "The poor girl wigs out just from being touched. She wouldn't last a day in school"

Enid frowned but nodded. "Maybe you're right. I just think she needs friends"

"Missy, sweetheart?!" (Y/n) called out before the two quickly heard the sounds of barefoot little feet running towards them. Missy quickly rounded a corner and stared at her brother. "Do you need friends?"

The young girl quickly shook her head. "Never"

"See?" (Y/n) replied with a smug smile at Enid. He quickly looked at his sister again. "How about you go get dressed? I'll take you to the toy store"

"I don't have toys" Missy replied quickly. "Daddy didn't let me"

"What about the car you had when I met you?" Enid asked the girl.

"Stupid boy didn't let me keep it" she growled angrily at the thought of Enid's boyfriend and her brother.

"Yeah I don't like the stupid boy either" (y/n) replied as he stood up. "Now let's go get you dressed, daddy may not have let you have toys but I want to go buy some and I'm gonna use you as my excuse when Wednesday finds out about this expense and asks why I went toy shopping again"

Missy quickly nodded before running off to her room.

"Wednesday is gonna kill you" Enid replied with a small laugh.

"Nah she's come to terms with my frivolous spending" (y/n) replied with a shrug. "And if she killed me I wouldn't be able to choke her anymore, she'd miss that"

Enid frowned and shook her head. "Gross. Didn't need to know that"

"Oh don't pretend. You love getting all these details. You had a whole blog about the sexual activities of students at the school"

Enid kept frowning but shrugged and nodded. "Yeah I guess so. But Wednesday is kinda like my sister, and you're like my brother. It's weird to think of you two screwing"

(Y/n) now also frowned and nodded. "Yeah when you say it like that... gross"

The two were silent for a moment before Enid spoke up again. "So... now that you've got me thinking... Wednesday, kinky?"

(Y/n) laughed and nodded. "Obviously"

"What's she into?" Enid asked as she leaned on the table. "Spill"

"Didn't you just-" Enid waved it off so the boy shrugged. "Well firstly as I said choking. She's also into many other types of pain, in bed she prefers receiving it instead of giving it luckily for me"

"Because giving it reminds her of being a kid and hurting her brother?" Enid quickly asked before receiving a nod from the boy. "Yeah that makes sense"

"She's also into-" the boy quickly shut up as the child entered the room again. "Well that was quick!" (Y/n) spoke as he quickly walked over to his sister.

"I tied!" She quickly pointed to her shoes.

"You did! Well look at you doing that yourself like a grown up!" (Y/n) said as he clapped his hands together. "I sometimes still need Wednesday's help with that. Go put your jacket on okay? It's chilly" the girl nodded before running off.

"You were joking about that right?" Enid quickly asked as she glanced at the boys shoes.

"Yeah I wish I was" he replied as Enid slowly realized that until he had started dating Wednesday the boy had always worn slip on shoes.

Within the next five minutes (y/n) and Missy were outside walking down the street. "Any idea what kind of toy you want?" (Y/n) asked his sister as she kicked a pebble a couple feet ahead, kicking it again when they got to it.

"I want a knife!" Missy replied as she smiled widely.

"I- uh" (y/n) considered that for a second. "I don't think a knife is a toy" the girl frowned. "How about we get you a train?"

Missy shrugged, not exactly sure what a train was. "Okay"

The two walked a couple more blocks, silent save for the sound of Missy kicking her pebble. "Here we go" the girl looked up and noticed they were at the toy store. "Ready to head in?"

Missy frowned and looked down at the pebble. "Can I keep it?" She asked with a look of desperation in her eyes.

(Y/n) looked down at the pebble before looking at the girl again. "Sure, it's all yours" Missy smiled widely before leaning over and picking up the small rock. She quickly put it in her pocket.

The two walked into the store and Missy was quickly overwhelmed by the amount of toys. It was more than she had ever even dreamed of. "Woah"

"Knew you'd like it here" (y/n) smiled as the two walked further into the store. "Anything here catch your eye?" The boy quickly grabbed a Superman action figure he'd been waiting for them to get in stock for a while.

"Everything!" Missy quickly replied as she spun around before once again falling on her ass. Her eyes quickly went wide as she spotted what she now knew she wanted. "That!" She quickly pointed as she stood up.

(Y/n) turned to see what she was pointing to and laughed. "You have expensive tastes. Like brother like sister I suppose" the boy walked over to the doll house and looked it over. "This thing is so big you could live in it"

"Yeah!" Missy jumped up and down excitedly. "Missy (l/n), homeowner!"

(Y/n) laughed a bit, both happy about her excitement and surprised the girl had seemingly taken his last name. "Alright then little miss homeowner, let's grab one of these and pay"

Missy nodded before grabbing a large box and carrying it to the counter to pay.

Once it was paid for (y/n) carried the large box with one hand and struggled to see past it.

Missy frowned as she watched the boy walk into the door. "Guess this isn't the automatic one" he frowned.

"Mmmm!" Missy quickly gathered all her bravery before walking up to her brother and gently taking his hand in hers. "Mmm!" She lead him to the automatic door as her grip tightened. Up until this point the only times Missy had touched anyone voluntarily were when she was pouncing someone or attacking them.

"You okay?" (Y/n) quickly pulled the girl from her thoughts as they walked down the street hand in hand. The handholding significance wasn't lost on him but he didn't want to make a big deal of it. "You're starting to shake"

"Mmm!" Missy quickly nodded her head as she pulled her hand away and tried not to cry. Just touching her brother was an improvement, no need to rush it though.

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