After Enid placed the slowly awakening child on the couch she was quickly forced into a hug by (y/n), the boy had been awaiting her arrival for so long it felt like it'd never happen. Enid laughed as she quickly reciprocated the hug. "I missed you too"

"Would you care to explain the child?" Wednesday spoke, she was surprised she was the only one fixated on the uninvited guest.

"Yeah I'm curious about that too" (y/n) admitted as he pulled away from Enid.

She slowly rubbed the back of her neck before just speaking her mind without thinking. "(Y/n)'s mom was a slut"

"We know that" Wednesday and (y/n) spoke in unison. "Elaborate"

"Yeah so when she miscarried that was a lie and this is the kid and she's not your dads so he doesn't like having her around so your brother wanted me to bring her to you" Enid spoke so quickly that (y/n) hardly understood her.

"So that's my sister?" (Y/n) asked as he looked to the girl who was now sitting up and staring at him.

"You're taking this remarkably well" Enid muttered.

"Yeah this isn't my moms first bastard" (y/n) replied simply causing the girl to snarl at the last word. "My brother Nero isn't my dads although he doesn't know that"

"Your family is so fucked up" Enid shook her head sadly.

"Yes it is" Wednesday smiled before watching as (y/n) walked over to the snarling kid.

"What's your name?" (Y/n) asked before the child blew a raspberry in response. "Strange name"

"Yeah we let her watch loony tunes. She liked Taz" Enid spoke as the kid stood up and glared at her brother. "And she doesn't seem to like talking aside from making Taz noises"

"Ah" (y/n) responded before looking down at his sister again. He quickly made much more accurate Taz noises than his sister which caused her eyes to grow wide in surprise. "Taz is one of my favorites too" he spoke causing her to smile although she tried to hide it.

"I've been hanging out with her for days. He's with her for a minute and he gets her to smile" Enid whispered angrily as she crossed her arms.

Wednesday glared at Enid. "He's gonna make me let him keep her now"

"She's a child you can't just throw her away" (y/n) replied as he turned his head to glare at Wednesday.

"Orphanage" Wednesday replied simply causing Enid and (y/n) to go wide eyed. The child snarled at Wednesday again.

"I'm keeping her" (y/n) replied strongly before looking at the girl who was spinning like the Tasmanian Devil before falling on her ass.

"You might change your mind once that Benadryl I used on her completely wears off" Enid whispered as the girl rubbed her eyes and yawned again.

"No way. I've always wanted a sister" (y/n) replied as he looked at Enid again. "That's why you and I get along so well and probably why all my friends are females" (y/n) offered his hand to his sister but she hit it away before standing up by herself. "Now I've got one and I'm keeping her"

Wednesday sighed before grabbing Enid's arm. "I'll show you to your room. Thing is finishing up dusting it. He's excited to see you again" Enid smiled and the two walked off.

(Y/n) watched for a minute as the girl spun around once again with an adorable laugh. (Y/n) watched as she quickly fell towards him, he quickly caught her and held her still so she didn't fall.

She went wide eyed and and stared at his hand with a scared look but didn't move aside from that.

"Sorry sweetheart" (y/n) replied as he let go of her. He quickly changed the subject since she was obviously startled now. "Now can you tell me your name so that I don't have to just use pet names like sweetheart and dear?"

The girl stared at him for a second before shaking her head.

"Alrighty then" (y/n) frowned as the girl moved away from him and started spinning again. Even if he hadn't already known his mother had drank during her pregnancy with this kid he would have assumed it. "Want to play a game?"

At that suggestion the little girl stopped spinning around and stared at her new brother.

"I'll take that as a yes" (y/n) shrugged as he got to one knee so he was face to face with this girl. "What do you want to do?"

She pointed to herself with a confused look.

"Yes you. You decide" the girl once again smiled and tried to hide it.

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Enid smiled as she fell backwards onto her bed. Thing sat on Wednesday's shoulder as she watched Enid from the doorway. "I've been looking forward to coming here"

"And the second you showed up with that child I regretted inviting you" Wednesday spoke in response causing Enid to sit up and look over at her again.

"She's a tiny sadistic monster" Enid spoke as she let out a small laugh. "Like you! You'll love her soon enough"

Wednesday shook her head before glancing back towards the door as they suddenly heard the sounds of both male and female laughter. "I highly doubt that"

"Well you like (y/n). You didn't think that would happen either" Enid replied. Wednesday considered this before shrugging.

They suddenly heard laughter again followed by a happy female shriek. "What the hell are they doing out there?" Wednesday muttered to herself.

"Having fun" Enid replied with a laugh of her own. "I know you're not used to that but kids and (y/n) like that sort of thing"

Wednesday shook her head before turning around. "I can't believe I missed you" she muttered before walking away and out of Enid's view.

Enid smiled, thinking about how much Wednesday had changed over the years since they met. "I missed you too"

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(Thoughts on the kid so far? Ideas on where the story is going?)