Wednesday Addams rolled her eyes as she was tormented. She was being forced to slow dance by her boyfriend as a they listened to some horrible music she had never even heard of. "I loathe you" she muttered as she contemplated biting off the boys ear.

"Sure you do" (y/n) replied as he pulled away from Wednesday, feeling the annoyance that he knew could in the end cause him pain. "Is Enid's room ready for her?"

"Thing is doing a quick dusting now that he has returned" Wednesday replied as she escaped the boys grasp and stopped dancing. "other than that it's as ready as it has been for the past few weeks"

"Good" (y/n) nodded slowly, wanting everything to be perfect for his best friend. "What about-"

Wednesday placed her hand over her boyfriends mouth. "Silence" she pulled her hand away and the boy was silent. "Don't stress yourself. That is my job"

"And that's comforting" (y/n) spoke sarcastically as he was the one to roll his eyes this time. "I wonder what Enid's doing right now?"

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"Hold still you little devil!" Enid growled as she reached out for the kid who was quick to spin out of the way.

The little girl stuck her tongue out at Enid and blew a raspberry. Enid growled, she had told Eros it was a bad idea to leave the girl with the TV, she had ended up watching Loony Tunes and now seemed to have taken the Tasmanian Devil as her role model.

"Why are you like this?" Enid asked as she watched the girl once again spin so much she fell down onto her backside.

"Her dad didn't really raise her well" Eros replied from where he was sitting on the couch in his families living room. "Honestly surprised he didn't just abandon her"

The girl snarled once again, baring her fangs to try and be intimidating. Eros glared at the girl before baring his own fangs. "Behave runt"

The girl was distracted enough that Enid was quickly able to grab her. She got a scared and angry look as she struggled and fought back against Enid forcing her to put on her boots and her jacket. "Can you please behave? We need to get to the airport"

The girl in response only made more Tasmanian Devil noises before spinning away once again.

Enid groaned before falling back onto the couch besides Eros. The boy quickly pulled a clear plastic bag with a pink pill out of his pocket. "You're going to need this"

Enid gave him a skeptical look. "What is it?"

"Benadryl. Just chop it up and put it in her ice cream and she'll be out in an hour. It's how I've been getting her to sleep"

Enid quickly took the bag as she watched the girl fall on her ass again. "(Y/n) is either gonna hate me for bringing her or absolutely love her" the little girl quickly ran past the couch they were sitting on.

"Yeah he-" Eros was quickly cut off by a roar which was just as quickly followed by Enid yelping as she was tackled off the couch.

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"She's gonna be here so soon!" (Y/n) spoke as he lay with his head on Wednesday's lap and reached up with both his hands to squeeze her cheeks.

"It's only Enid" Wednesday's speaking sounded strange as (y/n) pushed her cheeks towards each other. "Relax"

"That's my best friend you're talking about!" (Y/n) spoke as he smiled up at Wednesday. "I won't relax until she's here"

Wednesday let out an exhausted sigh. This was going to be a long day. "I don't suppose you'd be willing to spend the day with Thing while I work on my novels?"

"I will not" (y/n) confirmed as he continued squeezing Wednesday's cheeks. "However if you put on one of the pink sweaters Enid gave me for you I'll be quieter"

Wednesday seemed to consider the proposition for a moment before shaking her head. "That's not worth it"

"Please?" (Y/n) asked only for Wednesday to push his head off of his lap and he fell off of the couch with a thud.

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Enid would never admit it out loud but drugging the child had been one of the best ideas she'd ever been told.

It was half an hour after she had been given the Benadryl and the kid was more tame now than Enid guessed she had ever been. She still wouldn't speak, aside from the way the Tasmanian Devil did, but she now walked calmly at Enid's side and headed towards the spot where they'd sit to wait for their airplane.

"So..." Enid spoke, once again doing her best to try and get her tiny travel companion to speak. "Do you have a name?"

The girl didn't reply, instead she just yawned and continued to stare straight ahead as they walked.

"Alrighty then..." Enid muttered as they approached the seating area. "You want something to eat?"

The girl just walked away from Enid and sat down in a chair, Enid sitting beside her a moment later.

"I'll take that as a no" Enid sighed. A second later she felt a pressure on her arm and she realized the girl had fallen asleep on her.

She was kinda cute when she wasn't acting like a little monster.

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(Y/n) awoke to a knock on the door. "Why- why am I sleeping in the middle of the day?" He muttered as he got up from the couch. He quickly looked to Wednesday who was walking to the door. "Did you drug me?"

"It was the only option" Wednesday replied simply. (Y/n) shook his head as he walked to her side and they both got to the door. Wednesday opened it to reveal Enid with something slung over her shoulder.

"(Y/n)!" Enid spoke excitedly which caused Wednesday to glare at her. "And Wednesday!"

"Is that a child?" Wednesday asked, causing (y/n) to notice it was.

"Yes. Yes she is" Enid spoke, now sounding less confident and more guilty.

"Hm" Wednesday stroked her chin. "I'm undecided on whether to berate you for getting us a horrible gift or applaud your newfound willingness to kidnap a child"

"I didn't kidnap her" Enid spoke as they suddenly heard a quiet yawn and the child shifted.

"Oh" Wednesday frowned. "I know which one I'm going to do now"

Word count: 1094

(This kid is probably gonna be the most fun character to write in this book)