"What are you going to get?" (Y/n) asked Wednesday as they looked down at the menus in their hands.

Wednesday was silent for a moment as she glared at the menu. "There's nothing here that-"

"You'll have a steak then" (y/n) spoke as he reached over and pat the goth on the head.

Wednesday glared at the boy, not being fond of being pat on the head in public. "I'm going to choke you with my bra"

"Sounds like a dream one of the boys at school once talked about featuring you. I think hearing that right after meeting you is part of the reason I was never as intimidated by you as everyone else" (y/n) smirked as he pat the girl again.

Wednesday was silent for a moment. "Who was the boy?"

"Some random kid from math class" (y/n) replied with a shrug. "And for the record I'd rather be the one doing the choking"

Wednesday was once again silent for a moment before speaking. "I am well aware of your coital preferences. Perhaps when we get home"

"Perfect. How do you want your steak?" Wednesday liked to switch between rare and well done, rare because it made her seem more feral and well done because she liked the color more.

"Rare" Wednesday replied as she put her menu down. "What shall we drink?"

"Well I heard that as long as you have money this place will sell you wine. They don't care about age"

"I don't drink" Wednesday replied as she shook her head.

"It's never a bad time to start" (y/n) smiled, causing Wednesday to give him a confused look before shrugging. "Great we'll get a bottle of wine then"

"A whole bottle?" Wednesday asked with a semi-concerned look.

"It's not that much" (y/n) spoke before smirking. "Unless you're scared that you may get tipsy, you'd probably be fun that way"

Wednesday rolled her eyes. "I will not be fun"

"We will see" (y/n) replied.

A minute later they had ordered and the wine was brought to the table. "Fair warning but since you're tiny you may be affected more than me" (y/n) let out a small laugh as he poured the wine into their cups.

"I am not tiny" Wednesday replied as she frowned.

"Right" (y/n) held in another laugh. "You're fun sized... like Rhode Island"

Wednesday quickly grabbed her cup and sipped the wine, not particularly enjoying it, however that not enjoying it also caused her to enjoy it more. It was strange. "Hopefully this'll help me deal with you"

"I'm just hoping it gets you tipsy enough for me to get you into a pink sweater" (y/n) replied as he sipped the red drink.

"I wouldn't count on it" Wednesday replied as she quickly finished her cup. "Refill it"

(Y/n) raised an eyebrow but poured her another glass. "Pace yourself, Muffin. You're fun sized and inexperienced"

"I put poison in my coffee. I'll be fine" Wednesday rolled her eyes as she once again sipped her drink, albeit this time slower.

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"Mmm" Wednesday stumbled into her boyfriends chest as they made it back to their apartment. It was a miracle she hadn't fallen over on the way back. "I love you"

"Wow you are drunk" (y/n) laughed loudly, not even being tipsy himself. He opened the door and helped Wednesdays inside before closing and locking it behind them.

"I mean it~" Wednesdays words slurred as she kept leaning against her boyfriend. "You're the best!" She giggled as the boy held her and moved her to the couch before sitting her down.

"Well now I know you don't mean it" (y/n) laughed as he unbuttoned his shirt.

"Yes I do!" Wednesday almost yelled before trying and failing to stand up. "I'll prove it to you"

"Oh yeah? How?" (Y/n) asked as he crossed his arms.

"Help me to the bedroom and I'll show you-" Wednesday smirked as she held her hand out for the boy to take. He quickly pulled her to her feet.

Once in the bedroom Wednesday quickly stumbled out of the boys reach as she started pulling off her shirt. She struggled for a minute before groaning. "Little help please?" She asked causing the boy to laugh.

"Yeah I've got you" (y/n) pushed the girls arms so they were straight up before pulling the shirt off of her.

"There you go again being the best!" Wednesday's words slurring at the word again. "Saving me from that evil shirt"

"That was more for my benefit than yours" (y/n) replied as he watched the bra clad drunk stumble as she simultaneously took off her skirt and made her way towards the closet.

"I know" Wednesday giggled again. "I like that you don't lie about those sorts of things" she spoke as she pulled out one of the pink sweaters Enid had given them. "Even drunk I can't believe I'm doing this" she muttered as she started putting it on.

"Oh ho I've been waiting for this again" (y/n) replied as he watched the girl struggle to put on the sweater, her head stuck inside. "Want some help?"

"You just want to touch me more" Wednesday replied before finally managing to get the sweater on properly, her head coming out the top.

"I do indeed" (y/n) replied as he held his arms out. "Come here Muffin"

Wednesday huffed but walked towards the boy before falling into his arms. "You enjoying this?"

"Very much so" (y/n) replied as he placed a kiss on the top of her head.

"Good. Even drunk I'm not" (y/n) let out a laugh at that before patting Wednesdays back.

"Well we can't have that!" (Y/n) quickly swept the girl off her feet, holding her with one hand supporting her bottom while the other held her back so she didn't fall backwards. "That any better?"

Wednesday rolled her eyes. "You just wanted to touch my behind" she spoke as she pressed her forehead against her boyfriends. He seemed to be waiting for something so Wednesday responded again a minute later. "I suppose it's a bit better"

"Good" (y/n) kissed Wednesdays lips, enjoying the mix of her normal taste and the taste of wine. "You ready for bed?"

Wednesday frowned before pouting. "Do you no longer have the desire to choke me?"

(Y/n) couldn't hold back a laugh. "Do you really think when you're drunk is the best time for that?"

Wednesday smirked. "I do" she reached up her sweater before pulling out her black lace bra a moment later. "Here. Tie this around my neck and strangle me"

"Jesus Christ, wine does a wonderful thing to you" (y/n) laughed before throwing Wednesday onto the bed which was quickly followed by a rare laugh of delight from her.

Word count: 1193

(This was written very late at night after binge watching for hours on end. One character said they'd choke the other with her bra so I blame that line for how much more sexual this is than my usual stuff. Thoughts?)