Day 1
  Finally, spring break is here! No school, no homework, no worries! Right? Just living the high life, flying free for two-and-a-half weeks.
And then that all went down the metaphorical drain.
So, dear extremely flammable, probably going to burn diary, this is my Camp Log. I am on the bus. Yeah. A bus. You heard me. A bus for dragons. STOP GIVING THAT JUDGMENTAL, STUPID LOOK, YOU STUPID PAPER! Dragons can have buses too, paper! So in your murdered-tree face!
Die,
Peril

Day 2
We stopped at a hotel for the night. That was a disaster. I slept on the floor, so no, the disaster was not the entire hotel going up in flames and getting wiped off the face of the earth and blowing up and dying.
The problem was my bunkmates, Goose and Thermo. Thermo is an adventurous dragon. Goose is a germaphobe. Those two mix about as well as mayonnaise and peanut butter. (Please don't ask.)
It started like this. Night fell at the hotel, and lightning bugs came out. Thermo collected some of the bugs.
And then she released them inside of our room. Goose walked in and screamed, because a lightning bug landed on her snout. Thermo smashed it, and then Goose screamed louder, because now the bug was on her face in multiple places, instead of just one. And the glowy-stuff inside of the lightning bugs tail got dried on her face. I believe her snout is still glowing as I write this. Lightning bug guts also smell funny. One of the counselors had heard the ruckus and charged in, hitting Thermo with the door. Now Thermo has an ice pack on her nose. Ironic, right?
  Anyway, instead of calling you extremely flammable and stupid, I've decided you can be called Book.

Day 3
  Back on the bus. I am sitting on the floor. And now I'm yelling at the bus driver, because the rubber on the floor is melting to my talons and tail. Oh, and Thermo is leading a song about lonely biscuits. It's getting annoying. I threw something at her. She stopped singing. I'm currently very bored. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to catch one measly seat on fire, maybe just to get some excitement...

Day 4
  We made it to camp! I mean, yeah, the bus got a window smashed out, I set somebodies seat on fire, and the bus looks like a disaster zone, but we made it! I got in trouble for setting that seat on fire. The bus driver actually dared to yell at me! So I set his seat on fire. And then Gooses seat on fire. And Thermos. I am very unpopular right now.

Day 4 Continued
  Dear Booky,
  We unloaded our luggage today. That was a problem. I finished unloading mine, which were fireproofed, so the counselor told me to help with other luggage. Apparently she forgot that I have firescales. What a coincidence! I set the bus drivers luggage on fire, and the counselors! Completely on accident, of course. Stop giving me that look, Book! I mean, other than the fact that the bus driver probably wants to kill me right now, camp is less stupid than what I thought it would be. And I haven't caught anybody on fire! Just their possessions.
  Sincerely Ready To Burn Something Large and Explosive,
  Peril

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Sorry if this wasn't very funny! I hereby swear that I will get funnier! And don't worry, you won't have to listen to Peril everyday! You'll see the other dragonets soon, and a special character, Silverstien, SacredSheets very own OC!
If you want a character to be in this book, go to my profile and scroll down in the comments section, until you see the application! I promise that if you fill out the application, your character will immediately be put into this spoofs book!
-Mythic