Glory: School. Needs. To. Die.
Silverstein: I'm not going this year. I'm moving to Scotland.
Starflight: How could you say that? Learning is life!
Sunny: I guess it's not terrible.
Clay: Meh. You get to eat lunch.
Tsunami: School... If there's anyone named Whirlpool, I'm O-U-T.
Spartina: I'm not worried. I'll loot the library for some books, jump the fence, and just read in the woods all day.
Starflight: GUYS.
Spartina: I'm a rebel and I'm proud of it. I don't need to sit around all day. And I certainly don't need go to math to learn what a hippopotamus is! I already know!
Starflight: Hypotenuse.
Spartina: I SAID I DON'T CARE!
Glory: I'm not going.
Silverstein: Me either.
Starflight: Oh, you're going alright. Expect to be woken up at precisely 5:50 AM.
Glory: Nope.
Silverstein: Nope. I have never noped harder.
Clay: NUUU!!! I MUST SLEEP.
Sunny: I'm not a morning person.
Spartina: Starflight, sweetie, to put it absolutely and completely simply: IF YOU WAKE ME UP, YOU DIE.
Starflight: *evil laugh* Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep little dragonets...

BAM. CLICHÉ TIME SKIP. IT'S MORNING.

Starflight: 3...2...1... WAKE UP, DRAGONETS!!!!!
Sunny: HOLY BANANA! I AM AWAKE!
Silverstein: *grumble*
Clay: *snores*
Spartina: *grabs frying pan* I swear, I will... will... hurt... Zzzz... *falls on face*
Glory: *grabs frying pan from Spartina* *bangs Starflight's tail*
Starflight: OW.
Tsunami: I WILL FIND YOU MY SWEET PRECIOUS SUGAR-SNOUT! I LOVE YOU RIP-RIP!!!!
Everyone: *crickets can be heard in background*
Glory: Weird dream much?
Tsunami: I... I... Ummm... Gotta go!
Starflight: Just like the rest of us! EVERYBODY UP!
Clay: *snores*
Starflight: *yells in Clay's face* I SAID GET UP!
Clay: *snores*
Starflight: How do we get him up?
Sunny: Waffles.
Starflight: Really?
Sunny: Huh? Oh... I was just thinking about waffles. Sorry.
Glory: Here. *bangs Clay on the head*
Clay: *snores*
Silverstein: Wow. *dumps water on Clay's head*
Clay: *snores*
Sunny: *yells*
Tsunami: *roars*
Spartina: *wakes up and bang frying pan over Clay's head*
Sunny: WAKE UP CLAY!!!!
Clay: *snores*
*assorted yelling and screaming*
Tsunami: I COULD SHOW YOU THE WORLD. SPARKLING SHINING PLACES.
Sunny: LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!!!
Clay: *snores*
Spartina: *bangs him on the head again*
Glory: *bites his tail*
Clay: *snores*
*assorted screaming and yelling and singing*
Starflight: ... I'm surrounded by idiots...
Guys!! Shut up!
*silence*
Starflight: Here. I'll wake him up. *grabs Justin Bieber soundtrack and headphones* *puts headphones in Clay's ears*
Clay: Zzzz- MOONS OF PYRRIAH!!!!!
GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT AWAAAYYYY!!!!! MY BRAIN... ARGHHHHH!!!!!
Starflight: TIME TO GO! SCHOOL TIME!!!!
Cardinal: I don't know anyone here but Hurricane, but Starflight, or whoever you are, check your calendar.
Starflight: Why...?
Cardinal: It's June. School doesn't start for at least three months.
Starflight: ...
Clay: Bllllrrrgggggg.
Tsunami: Starflight... I swear. You die. Right now. As in right now. AS IN PAINFULLY.
Sunny: *sigh* Oh well...
Glory: GrrrrRRRRRRRR.....
Silverstein: I'm going to turn you to stone.
Spartina: Wait, what? Starflight, you're gonna wish that you were never born.
Starflight: I'm... I'm... Gotta go! Bye!
All: *chase Starflight* YAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hurricane: Zzzzz.... Wait, did I miss something?