Clay: I'm hungry...
Glory: What's new?
Clay: Uh... Why? What's that got to do with me being hungry?
Glory: Nevermind. Tsunami, you here?
Clay: I SHALL EAT A BANANA.
Glory: Great.
Tsunami: DIE. DIE. DIE.
Glory: Yup. Tsuzie is here.
Tsunami: DO NOT CALL ME TSUZIE. NOT IN A TIME OF CRISIS SUCH AS THIS.
Sunny: What's up?
Tsunami: THIS TACK JUST STABBED ME IN THE TALON. I THINK IT HIT MY BONE. THEN I PULLED IT OUT.
Sunny: Oh. Well, I got stabbed by a cactus once. That hurt.
Tsunami: Not as much as this!
Sunny: Well...
Tsunami: I must see how badly it hurt!
Glory: Tsuzie, she's not going to let you stab her with a cactus for an experiment.
Tsunami: Then I will do it myself.
Clay: I ATE A BANANAAAAA!! I LOVE BANANAS NOW!!!!
Glory: OK.
Clay: What? It tasted really good!
Sunny: Tsunami? Still there?
Tsunami: That hurt 90% more than I expected. Also, HOW DO I GET THE SPLINTERS OUT NOW!??!?
Starflight: Recent searches suggest duct tape placed over the affected area will extract any obstructions puncturing the dermis.
Tsunami: Wat?
Starflight: *sigh* Duct tape removes splinters.
Clay: Why didn't you just say- IM HUNGRY AGAIN. I WILL EAT A BANANA.
Silverstien: How I would love to turn him to stone.
Sunny: Who are you?
Silverstein: I am Silverstien. Duh.
Sunny: Okay! Hi!
Tsunami: Do you have duct tape?
Silverstien: Why on earth do you need duct tape?
Tsunami: I do not have to explain myself to you!
Glory: She ran herself into a cactus.
Silverstein: Oh. Okay. No. I don't have duct tape.
Tsunami: Darn.
Clay: I ate a banana! With syrup!
Sunny: Syrup?
Silverstein: Syrup... Can I turn him to stone now?
Glory: Be my guest.
Sunny: Nuuuuu!!!!
Silverstein: Fine. I'll wait.
Clay: Syrup!!!!!
Silverstein: Stay calm. Stay calm. Stay calm.
Tsunami: That's it! Sap! I'll jump into a cauldron of sap! Then the splinters will get pulled out!
Clay: Syrup?
Silverstein: No. Sap. Syrup comes from sap, ding-dong.
Clay: Syrup is sap?
Silverstein: No!
Glory: Guys. Stop. Except for Silver. You're being awesome.
Silverstein: Why thank you.
Tsunami: I've got sap!
Sunny: I don't know...
Tsunami: *gloop*
Clay: I'm coming Mr. Syrup! I will eat it all!
Sunny: Clay! No!
Silverstein: Clay! Yes!
Glory: Clay! Yes!
Starflight: Hmmm...
Sunny: Guys!
Clay: This stuff tastes funny.
Glory: You're biting a tree and sucking on it. Of course it tastes funny.
Tsunami: I'm stuck! Help!
Silverstein: *Glares at Clays tree* *tree turns to stone*
Clay: MMMPPPHHH!!!!
Silverstein: You had it coming...
Sunny: I said not to freeze Clay!
Silverstein: If we're going to be technical, I didn't freeze him. I petrified a tree.
Glory: Wait, you can actually turn things to stone?!? Hey, soul sister!
Silverstein: *fistbump*
Tsunami: *pulls herself out of a vat of tree sap* Mmmphhh!
Glory: Translation: My mouth is stuck shut. In our case, that's a good thing. A very good thing.
Sunny: I'm coming for you Clay!!!
Clay: Hmmpphh...
StarFlight: I am surrounded by morons.
Silverstein and Glory: Excuse me?
StarFlight: [5*(1908-567)]
Glory and Silverstein: Zzzz...
Tsunami: Errrmmmhhh.
Clay: Grrr...
Sunny: I'm coming!

To be continued...