(1 year later)

Guests chatted excitedly as they entered the grand church on a sunny Saturday morning. Both villains and heroes were dressed their best for this wonderful occasion.

Stoick and Valka as well as Nathaly and George sat in the front pews. Behind them Snotlout, and the twins were mingling with several heroes and villains who were seated next to them. Familiar faces were present at this ceremony, ranging from Yzma and Kronk to Alvin and his Outcasts. Kim and Ron were also in attendance and were seated next to DNAmy and her date Dr. Robotnik. Jafar and Morgana as well as Captain Hook, Ursula and Smee sat in one pew. Across from them sat Megamind, Roxanne and Minion along with Prince John and Sir Hiss.

Snidely Whiplash was also in attendance along with his nemesis Dudley Do-right and their love interest Nell Fenwick. Daredevil sat wedged between The Evil Queen and Malificent while Dr. Claw and Inspector Gadget along with Penny, who had a truce for the day, sat behind them. Loki and his brother, Thor, sat in the pew opposite to them.

The church was beautifully decorated with white and blue sashes and roses. And the minister,dressed in traditional robes, already stood at the front ready to officiate the wedding. Those taking their seats raised their eyebrows at who the minister was.

"I know what you're thinking." Deadpool said to the audience. "But, yes I'm an ordained minister." Mumbles rose from the crowd as some nodded while others still looked skeptical.

Hiccup soon appeared from a side door dressed handsomely in black tuxedo with a blue flower pinned on his lapel. Soft music started playing from the church organ as the double doors of the church opened. Kevin, Stuart and Bob, dressed in black and white tuxedos scattered white rose petals down the aisle. They were being followed by Toothless, who wore a white ribbon around his neck. In the dragon's maw he held a pillow with the golden wedding bands on them.

Toothless sat on his haunches next to Hiccup as the groomsmen, dressed in the same type of tuxedo as Hiccup, and bridesmaids, dressed in skyblue strapless gowns holding blue and white bouquets, started their walk down the aisle.

Fishlegs was accompanying Heather, who was Maid of Honor, while Gobber, who was the Best Man, was nervously accompanying Shego down the aisle. They were followed by Alexa and Gru. When each had taken their places to the left and right of the Altar, the organ player began Mendelssohn's famous Wedding March. He however was interrupted as he had to duck a flying axe sent his way before being pulled from the bench by the thugs from Corona. The hook hand thug then started playing the Imperial March.

'dudududududuududuud ud dudu duduud ud dududuudududu nanananannananannanaanna dnan na na na na na ' nanana na na na nn an na na anna an na nan a na na nana aaaaa nanaanana ananan ddududuuddu du du du ddddd anna' rang ominously through the church as the guests collectively rose when Astrid appeared in the entranceway.

Astrid walked down the aisle dressed in a light blue lace wedding gown with cape flower beads along the long open sleeves of her dress and a vestito da sposa long court train trailing behind her. She was holding a royal blue orchid, ivory calla lily and rose cascading bouquet. The music ended when Astrid reached the altar. Hiccup gasped and blushed as he looked at his future bride which caused Astrid to let out a giggle.

"Dearly beloved" Deadpool began. "we are gathered here today to join this man, and this woman in holy matrimony. Not to be entered into lightly, holy matrimony should be entered into solemnly and with reverence and honor, and also in this case, with an iron stomach." This elicited quite a few laughs from the audience.

"Into this holy agreement these two persons come together to be joined. If any person here can show cause why these two people should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace." Deadpool said and both Astrid and Hiccup turned to look at the crowd. Just then the doors bursted open and a man shouted "HOLD EVERYTHING!!"

This elicited quite a few murmurs from the crowd. "OH MY!" Deadpool gasped as he and everybody else glared at the interloper. Astrid's glare especially looked vicious as she pulled something small from her bodice.

"And just who are you?" She asked as Hiccup as well as the other groomsmen and bridesmaids saw her unrolling a piece of gum.

"Oh no." Several mumbled.

"Bond, James Bond" The man introduced. "I have come to apprehend General Grubozaboyschikov."

"You have the wrong church then!" The audience collectively shouted as they had noticed what Astrid was doing.

Bond had the decency to look sheepish then. ".....Eh....OOPS" He said but it was already too late as Astrid had thrown the bubblegum at him. There was a puff of pink smoke before Mr. Bond was trapped in a pink bubblegum bubble.

"What is this?!" He shouted as he tried to break the seemingly elastic bubble.

"It's my new Bomb Bomb Bubblegum." Astrid stated proudly as security rolled Mr. Bond out. "Now in strawberry flavor."

The room collectively cringed when they heard the man shout. "Hey wait! Not the lake!!"

"And it floats" Astrid grinned when she heard shouts of "Get away from me you evil swans!!"

She then turned back to Hiccup and said "Shall we continue?" Hiccup nodded, he had a feeling that MI6 would be receiving some cotton candy bombs before they left for their honeymoon.

Deadpool cleared his throat. "Marriage is a sacred union between husband and wife and shall remain unbroken. It is the basis of a stable and loving relationship and is a joining of two hearts, bodies and souls as well as lairs. The husband and wife are there to support one another and provide love and care in times of joy and times of adversity, with or without the rayguns."

"We are all here today to witness the joining in wedded bliss of Hiccup and Astrid. This joyous day celebrates the commitment and love with which Hiccup and Astrid start their lives together. Through God, you are joined together in the most holy of bonds."

"Do you, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the 3rd take Astrid Marie Hofferson to be your lawfully wedded wife and live together forever in the estate of holy matrimony? Do you love, comfort, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse for as long as you both shall live?" Deadpool now asked.

"I do" Hiccup said as he held Astrid's hand and gave her a loving look.

"Do you, Astrid Marie Hofferson take Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the 3rd to be your lawfully wedded husband and live together forever in the estate of holy matrimony? Do you love, comfort, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse for as long as you both shall live?"

"I do" Astrid said as their parents tried to stop the tears of happiness.

"Then repeat after me" Deadpool said.

"With this ring, I thee wed." Hiccup recited as he placed the golden band on Astrid's finger.

"With this ring, I thee wed." Astrid now recited as she smiled and placed the band on Hiccup's finger.

"Now I pronounce you husband and wife, wedded hero and villainess, creators of crazy inventions and exploding sweets, you may now kiss the bride." Deadpool proclaimed as Hiccup dipped Astrid and kissed her passionately.

"Ladies and gentlemen, villains, heroes and strange yellow creatures, may I present Mr. and Mrs. Haddock, FINALLY!!" Deadpool proclaimed as the guest cheered as Hiccup and Astrid made their way down the aisle.

Astrid smiled at Hiccup and kissed him on the lips as they walked on the lawn of the church. She looked back to the crowd and indicated that she was going to throw the bouquet.

"All the single ladies to the front!" Heather announced as several women and Deadpool came forward. "I'm not even gonna say it." Heather stated as she looked at Deadpool.

Astrid stood a bit further and had her back turned towards the crowd. "Ready?" She asked and they collectively answered "YES!"

"1....2....3!" Astrid counted and threw the bouquet backwards. It sailed over the crowd and everybody howled in laughter when they saw who caught it.

Astrid turned around and saw the crowd guffawing as a blushing Dagur held up the bouquet. The wedding party then posed for some photos before heading to the reception.

Meanwhile in the middle of the lake floated a pink bubble which was being eyed by the swans. Mr. Bond now sat cross legged in the bubble and was talking over his phone.

"So let me get this straight..." The voice on the other end of the line said. "You're stuck in a giant pink bubblegum bubble, in the middle of a lake, surrounded by evil swans because you crashed a wedding?!"

"Yes Moneypenny" James mumbled as he had to pull the phone away from his ear as loud laughter came from the other end.

"Wait until I tell M and Q about this!!" Moneypenny laughed as James let out a sigh.

  -----The End-----  

  AN: This is the end of the side stories and thus the official end of 'It's a mad mad world'. I thank you all for taking your time to read this story and I hope that all of you had a great time. I know I did while writing it. I hope to see you all in June when I shall publish my new story 'The Eternal Valkyrie' which I am currently writing. XD