Chapter 9: The Seminar part 2
Hiccup didn't think Megamind could be so quick. One moment he is standing there with the others, a few minutes later he is being dragged away by a bunch of scientists to a portable lab. He was now sitting cross legged on an examination table while listening to said scientists debate what had happened after they had run their tests and drew blood from both him and Toothless. Even Astrid had joined in and it didn't look like they would be done soon. Toothless was looking curiously at them as he lay beside Hiccup.
"I'm telling you. These readings have to be a mistake." Dr. Drakken exclaimed as he waved some papers about. "It must be the machines!"
"Are you calling my machines faulty?!" Dr. Eggman exclaimed as his large mustache bristled while he jabbed a finger at Dr. Drakken. "My machines are top of the line or my name isn't Doctor Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik!"
"Will you two cut it out!" Astrid admonished as she whacked the pair with a rolled up newspaper. "We still need to wait on the blood analysis."
"The lady is right." Dr. Octopus stated. "We all agree that some serious genetic research was probably a foot. The extent of it we do not know yet."
"And this is why I never went into genetics." Dr. Drakken exclaims. "You start playing around with ancient DNA, next thing you know you start reviving extinct lizards, whether it be dragons or dinosaurs, and soon you have the whole lot of them rampaging through the city trying to eat you."
"Speaking of genetics." Megamind piped up. "I do think we should bring her in."
"Who is her?" Hiccup asked as he looked at those assembled.
"DNAmy" Shego shuddered as she pushed off of the wall where she had been filing her nails. "That woman has a few screws loose."
"If we bring her in then Hiccup needs to get out of here." Astrid said with finality.
"Why?" Hiccup asked as he had rarely heard Astrid put her foot down like that.
"While she doesn't experiment on villains and their associates she is extremely fascinated by anything genetically engineered." Astrid muttered. "She'll want to use you as a plushie if she finds out and I'm the only one who gets to use you as a plushie!"
Hiccup blushed when Astrid said that and Toothless let out a whine. "Alright, Toothless gets to use you as a plushie as well." Astrid added as Toothless started wagging his tail at her.
"I'm heading out as well." Shego states. "They are having a sale at the Club Banana booth here. The Evil chic collection is out."
"Oh Honey bun, could you get me the new freeze ray at Ray guns R' us?" Drakken asked.
"What did I tell you about calling me Honey bun?!" Shego asked as her hand started glowing green.
"EEK" Drakken screamed and hid behind Dr. Octopus as a blast of green energy nearly singed off his eyebrows.
"Hiccup why don't you go explore the rest of the convention." Astrid suggested as she ignored Shego blasting Drakken. "It shouldn't take long for us to get the results and we can hit the after party."
"Sure Astrid" Hiccup agreed and he, Toothless and Shego left the portable lab.
Once back outside Shego made a beeline for the clothing displays while Hiccup and Toothless continued wandering about. The saw Alvin, who waved at him, in a booth as he displayed the proper ways of safe cracking.
"Why hello sir!" A man in a suit approached Hiccup as he and Toothless were walking past the booth. "Are you already a member of Evilbook?"
"Evil what?" Hiccup asked as the man handed him a business card.
"Evilbook. It's the social media site for villains everywhere. You can keep in touch with everybody. We also offer video calls and group chat options. Our security is top notch. All you need to do is install our encrypted app."
"What do you say bud?" Hiccup asked Toothless who let out a warble.
"Sure why not." Hiccup said as the man showed him how to find and install the application. Hiccup put his phone away once he had created a profile but it pinged immediately. He looked up and saw several friend requests from villains. Astrid had sent him one, so had Yzma, whose profile picture was that of her cat form, and Kronk. He also got one from Jafar which included the message 'HELP ME!!'
"What in the?" Hiccup frowned as he read the message. Then another popped up.
'Behind you. Hide me!'
Hiccup turned around and saw Jafar running, with phone in his hand. Jafar made a shush sound with his finger and then proceeded to climb under one of the booth tables.
'You never saw me' Appeared on the chat screen on Hiccup's phone.
"Oh sweetheart!! Where are you?!" Was shouted and Hiccup turned to see Ursula slithering in his direction. Ursula spotted Hiccup and waved.
"Oh dearie have you by any chance seen a hunk of a grand vizier around here?" She asked as she started applying some red lipstick.
"Barely" Hiccup replied but Ursula wasn't focused on him anymore. She saw a piece of Jafar's robe sticking out from under the table.
"Nevermind. I found him." She said and proceeded to drag the squirming man out from under the table.
"Let go or I'll turn you into a sea urchin!" Jafar threatened.
"O snuggle bun no need to be a tease." Ursula said suggestively as she batted her eyelashes. She was about to kiss Jafar when someone else interrupted.
"Stop you vile fiend!" Was shouted and Hiccup could see that it was Captain Hook who was running at the pair with his rapier drawn. "How dare you steal my woman!"
"Wha-" Jafar said as his eyes went wide. Ursula wrapped a tentacle around him before stopping Captain Hook in his track.
"Your woman!" Ursula shouted as she placed her hands on her hips. "How dare you call me you woman James when your eyes kept wandering to that blasted Tinkerbell!"
"Now now I can explain." Hook said as he took a step back from the irate sea witch.
"I don't want to hear it!" Ursula grumbled. "Why don't you skedaddle out of here before I sent that crocodile after you."
"Well I'm sorry that my plans got the better of me." Hook mumbled. "I should have paid more attention to you."
"Really?" Ursula asked as she let Jafar go.
"Would you be willing to take this foolish man back?"
"I thought you'd never ask." Ursula said as she left arm in arm with Captain Hook.
"What the hell just happened?" Hiccup asked Toothless who was staring equally wide eyed at the departing pair.
"I need a drink." Jafar muttered as he dusted himself off before heading to the bar.
Hiccup and Toothless continued checking out the different booths and one especially caught Hiccup's attention. In pink lettering stood written 'Evil pet groomers'. "Might as well give it a try bud." Hiccup said as Toothless looked warily at the booth.
"Welcome to Evil pet groomers, for all your villainous needs." The lady at the counter greeted as she handed Hiccup a folder. "We groom anything from, monsters, gators, to any type of mythical beast." It was then that the lady noticed Toothless who was trying to hide behind Hiccup. "Oh what a wonderful dragon." She gushed. "We've never groomed one but we would certainly welcome the challenge."
"He's a bit of a scaredy cat when it comes to baths." Hiccup stated as he was looking over the various spa treatments for pets.
"Oh don't you worry about that." The lady stated happily as she started to coo at Toothless.
"Hiccup!" Was shouted and Hiccup turned to see Dagur approaching along with the man with blue flaming hair he had seen earlier.
"Dagur, nice to see you again." Hiccup greeted.
"Oh right. You haven't met Hades yet." Dagur said as he pointed towards the man next to him. "Hades Hiccup, Hiccup Hades."
"Hello" Hiccup greeted as they shook hands.
"Hades here is in the same Dungeons and Dragons group as I." Dagur mentioned.
"I didn't think you were the pet type." Hiccup mentioned as he saw Dagur pick up a pamphlet. "I'm not, but my sister insists I get one. It was either that or having her sign me up on another villain dating site. She even send me to a speed dating event last week!"
"And I'm just here to pick up Snuggles." Hades said.
"Snuggles?" Hiccup asked curiously. Hades then indicated to the Cerberus which was being brushed.
"It was my wife's idea to get him." Hades explained. "Only one of the heads likes me. The other two keep gnawing at my throne and shoes."
One of the employees handed Hades a squirming Cerberus which he immediately clipped a leash on. "It was nice meeting youuuuuuu!!" Hades said as Snuggles ran down the aisle, dragging the villain with him.
Hiccup turned back to Toothless. "So bud, how does the Deluxe package sound?"
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