"Eiji, why didn't you wake me, I would've walked."

"I didn't feel like shoving you out of bed this morning. It was easier to just dress and carry you here."

"Fair enough. Why are we outside in costumes?"

Sans stood next to Eijirou with all their classmates wearing their custom made hero costumes. Eijirou didn't bother waking Sans that morning. He dressed him, carried him to school, and now that he was awake, he was outside wearing a costume.

"I'm glad you asked, Gaster! Today we are doing combat training! I will draw lots and you will form teams of two! One team will be heroes and the other will be the villains! The villains will have a nuclear device they have to protect from the heroes. The heroes will have this tape and if they wrap it around the villains, that villain is out. All the hero has to do is touch the device and detain the villains. Only then will the heroes win."

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The teams went as follow :

Team A: Aoyama and Asui - Villain

Team B: Mina and Iida - Hero

Team C: Uraraka and Yaoyorozu - Hero

Team D: Midoriya and Satou - Villain

Team E: Eijirou and Todoroki - Hero

Team F: Ojiro, Mineta, and Koda - Villain

Team G: Shouji and Jiro - Hero

Team H: Bakugo and Sans - Villain

Team I: Hagakure and Kaminari - Hero

Team J: Sero and Tokoyami - Villain

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Sans tuned out most of the fights, but paid close attention to Eijirou's battle. Eijirou didn't even get to do anything. Todoroki froze the entire building and walked in by himself. Eijirou yelled after him but wasn't able to do anything. Sans was a little annoyed on Eijirou's behalf, but faked a chuckle and patted his bro's back when he walked inside.

"Oi, skeleton freak, let's go!"

"I'm coming. Don't blow a gasket."

<~>

"I'm so tired. Eiji, I want katsudon when we get home."

"Idiot, they can't hear you."

"I know. So here's our plan."

"Don't tell me what to do, you damn skeleton extra!"

Bakugo stormed out of the room, leaving Sans alone with the device. Shoji crept in, facing the doorway, walking backwards into the room. Sans hid behind the bomb and heard him muttering into his earpiece to Jiro. He then took a shortcut in front of him wrapped the "hero" in his capture tape hanging him outside the window.

"Hey, Boom Boom boy, I took care of the dude. You need help with the other one?"

"The hell did you call me?!"

"Shut up, I'd like to not go deaf."

Sans took his comm from his ear and hung it from his neck. He rubbed his poor ears.

"I don't know how you capture Shoji, but I will stop you, villain."

"Buddy, you're gonna have a bad time."

Right eye disappearing, left eye glowing bright. Sans used a few shortcuts to hop all around the earphone jack girl, disorienting her. Each time he did that a blaster was inadvertently summoned and scared her speechless. Sans was positive the camera wasn't able to pick up the blaster since it was so tiny. When she was dizzy enough, Sans wrapped one of his opponent's arms in capture tape.

She was soon being dragged into the hall, with a confused Shoji next to her. He waved to the camera signaling that the fight was over.

"The villains win!"

Sans untied the two and took a shortcut to Eijirou. A firm slap to his back made him fall on his face.

"Oh, I'm sorry Young Sans! You did an amazing job, however you must work on communications."

"Oh, I'll be sure to work on that. You might want to make sure that they're okay though."

Sans was hoisted up onto Eijirou's back and pointed at the still speechless girl and multi-armed boy. All Might went to do just that.

"Eiji, I'm hungry."

"How much did you use your quirk?"

"Not much with him, caught him by surprise, but I used my shortcuts to disorient her."

"So a lot?"

"A bunch. Give me food."

"After the next match."

"Ugh, wake me when it's food time."

Eijirou kept Sans hoisted on his back while he watched Teams I and J fight. Then he was walking to the classroom with all of his classmates.

"Hey, um. Kirishima, can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

They stayed outside the classroom with Sans out cold and lightly snoring and drooling on his back.

"What's Sans's quirk?"

"It's called Shortcut. It's so manly and flashy!"

"That's not all, is it? There was a weird skull thing in the bomb room when he was teleporting all around me. I'm not stupid. What was that thing?"

"Okay, come to my place after school. I'll explain it then, please don't mention it to anyone."

"I better get some straight answers or I'm going straight to Aizawa."

"Alright alright, just don't say anything to anyone else, please."

Jiro gave Eijirou a skeptical look before walking back into the classroom.

"Sans, why do you put me in these situations?"

Eijirou walked back into the class with his new friend Kaminari making jokes about him getting a love confession on the second day of school. Sans slept through most of the day, only waking up to use the bathroom or eat some food.

Eijirou ended up carrying Sans over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Sans was awake, but only enough to be aware as to who was the closest people around him and Eijirou. Not awake enough to do anything else. As Eijirou gathered their stuff to leave, he was lucid enough to hold proper thoughts and walk.

"Thanks Eiji. That was a great nap."

"I bet. You slept most of the day."

"I know. It was glorious. Ten outta ten,, I would recommend."

"Try not to do it again please. I had to take two sets of notes and carry you everywhere."

"Alright, I'll try to not sleep in class for as long as I can, but I won't make any promises."

"Thank you. By the way, we're having a dinner guest, so be presentable."

"By which Mom's standards?"

"Ma."

"Well then, I guess we should take a shortcut then."

Sans and Eijirou took a short cut back to Eijirou's house, missing a spiral of goopy, ink-like sparks appearing and disappearing next to the spot they were standing in. 

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