A/N Lets go! Sansy boy is the Tumblr Sexyman! I woke up this morning and saw that, I was so confused. Then I woke up more and was happy.

Sans and Mina got out of the car in front of a large, dense, and rocky forest.

"Hey, Sasaki, aren't we supposed to meet- "

The old man sped away down the road they came from.

"Gaster?"

"Mina, call me Sans. We're gonna be living together for two weeks. So let's just drop the formalities."

"Okay Sans! What are we supposed to do?"

"Beats me."

"Hello Kittens!"

Sans and Mina jumped and looked all around them.

"I'm at the main house! I am Mandalay, one of the Pussycats! My quirk is called Telepath! Gaster and Ashido, welcome to the Beasts Forest. Your first task is to get through the forest to the main house. Good luck my Kittens~"

Sans caught Mina from falling as the ground shook violently under them.

"The hell is that?!"

A large bug-like monster erupted from the ground a few meters away from them. Sans and Mina climbed aboard a blaster and flew over the beast.

"Ohh~ One more thing I forgot to mention. Play nice with Pixie Bob's Beasts."

"You've got to be kidding me!"

Mina held onto Sans's waist for dear life. Sans summoned three five meter blasters. One went to fight the bug-beast and the other two followed them as they flew over the forest. The two encountered a few more of the beasts made from mud, but Mina's acid and a couple of Sans's blasters took care of them. They had been flying for a good hour, maybe two two, and Sans's magic was dwindling much too quickly for his liking.

"Sans! There! I can see the house!"

Sans shifted his yellow and neon blue eye to a quaint cabin with four colorful blurs. He pulled Mina down in front of him and had the blaster go faster. A wall of mud stopped their flight and carried the two to the ground. Sans was passed out from using so much of his magic so soon after recovering.

"Sans?! Wake up!"

"Don't worry Kitten. He's just sleeping. Come, let's get you two settled in. Sasaki dropped off your luggage a little while ago. Do you care about sharing a room or would you like your own?"

"I don't mind sharing with Sans, but you should ask him when he gets up."

"Wonderful! Let's get you and your sleepy litter-mate into your room."

Mina lifted Sans onto her back, taken aback from how light he was for someone taller than her.

"Tiger, can you take them and their bags to their room?"

"Yeah, no problem. C'mon kids."

Mina followed the tall, muscular man to a nice room with two beds, two dressers, and a little mini fridge.

"Make yourselves at home. We'll have dinner when he wakes up."

Mina dropped Sans on one of the beds and took her suitcase to one of the dressers. She put a picture frame of her family. She also had a picture of her and Eijirou from middle school set up next to it as well. Next to that was a picture of her, Kaminari, Sero, Eijirou, and Katsuki. Sans thought it looked nice. Especially since they took the picture after drawing glasses, a moustasche, and cat whiskers while he was sleeping.

"Cute pictures."

"Sans! Thanks! I have an empty frame that needs filling~"

Sans chuckled and got to his feet. Mina quickly took her camera out. It was an old, silver polaroid camera, but it was adorned with anime and animal print stickers. Mina stood in front of Sans and held up a peace sign with her eyes shut. Sans slung his arm over her shoulder and stuck out his tongue. After the picture snapped and printed, Mina put it into the light purple frame.

"Maybe later. I'm pretty hungry and, bone-tired."

Mina laughed and led Sans out of their room. They wandered the halls until they found the dining room with the table packed with food.

"Hello Kittens~"

The two "kittens" found one of the Pussycats, Ragdoll, standing behind the counter. A small child ate a bowl of curry and rice while glaring daggers at them.

"Mina, you go ahead."

Sans waved his pink friend off before walking toward the child.

"Hey there kid. What's your name?"

"Why the hell do you care, damn hero wannabe."

"Hm, I don't really care, but since we're both currently living here, might as well get to know each other. I'm Sans. Sans the Skeleton."

"You're not a skeleton."

"Really?"

Sans playfully patted himself and looked inside his shirt.

"Could've fooled me. So then, lemme try again. I'm Sans, Sans the human."

Sans grew a smug grin when he succeeded in making the kid laugh.

"So, what's your name kid?"

"Kota."

"Hello Kota. I may be a, numbskull, but I'm thinking you have a, bone to pick, with heroes. Mind explaining it to me, bud?"

"Why should I tell you?"

"You don't have to. Heck, you don't even have to be talking to me. I'm just a wandering pile o' bones with, no body, to talk to."

Sans got even more chuckles out of Kota, making him laugh a bit.

"So bud. Wanna tell me why?"

"....."

"Heh, it's okay if you don't want to. Ya know what, I'll be right back. I'm gonna grab myself some grub."

Sans ruffled Kota's hair and walked toward a different table. He made up three bowls of ramen with thick pieces of chashu and a few pieces of naruto. Sans took his bowls back over to Kota and started eating and joking around with him. Kota was laughing and that made Sans feel good. When he saw the poor kid, he was angry at everything and too guarded. So to hear carefree laughter coming from him, filled Sans with relief.

Mina was having a grand old time with Pixie-Bob. Sans was happy his best friend was having a great time. Sans's phone started quietly playing a cutesy shojou theme song. Sans didn't remember which, but he still thought it was adorable that Katsuki liked shojou anime and manga. He quickly accepted the video call. Katsuki's face flooded the screen, but Sans couldn't see the ashy blonde, spiky hair he loved.

"Hey Ground Zero."

"Hey Richter. How're you liking your internship so far?"

"It's going good so far. I kinda passed out from overusing my quirk."

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine now. I had a nap and I'm eating some ramen."

"Do you have enough food to eat?"

"Yeah, I got three big bowls. Hey, meet my new pal, Kota."

Sans shifted his camera to show Kota, who glared at Katsuki.

"The hell's that?"

"Be nice Kota. This is my boyfriend, Bakugo Katsuki."

"Another hero?"

Kota spat out the word hero like it personally offended him.

"He wishes. He's at his internship now."

"The fuck's your problem, brat?"

"Katsuki. Be nice or I'll hang up."

Katsuki gaped at Sans, shocked. He never had a problem with how he talked to people before.

"Kota has had some bad history with heroes and doesn't like them anymore."

Kota flinched and stared at Sans.

"Hit the nail on the head, yet again, Richter."

"Do you expect anything less?"

Sans winked and stuck out his tongue. He then chuckled and ruffled Kota's hair.

"Sans! Is that Bakugo!"

Mina launched herself and hung off of Sans's back.

"Hi Bakugo! How's it hanging at Best Jeanist's agency?"

Katsuki panned his camera out to show his hair, flattened into a side part on his head. Sans and Mina were shocked speechless. For five seconds.

"Omg! Bakugo, what happened?!"

Mina and Sans were laughing their asses off.

"Stop laughing!"

Katsuki's outburst poofed his hair back up, making Sans laugh even harder. Sans laughed so hard he fell backwards and dropped his phone on the table.

"Richter?!"

"I'm good. It's good to see my angry pomeranian again. Aside from the freaky hairdo, how's Best Jeanist's agency working for ya?"

"He forced me into a pair of jeans and spent the rest of the day dealing with my hair. How about you two?"

"Me and Mina had to make our way through the Beasts Forest! Sans was awesome! We flew over everyeverything!"

"Yeah, I used a blaster to fly us above the forest, but I didn't expect the place to be so far so I kinda passed out from overusing my quirk."

"So you've said. Don't overwork yourself too hard Richter."

"Aww! Bakugo is so sweet on you!"

"Shut the hell up Raccoon Eyes!"

"Heh,I know Mina. He's a big softie. Hey, Ground Zero, Eiji's beeping through. Talk to you later?"

"Yeah. See you then."

"Bye."

Sans hung up and accepted Eijirou's voice call.

"Bro! Mina!"

"Hey Kiri!"

"Hey Eiji. Sorry for uh...leaving you at the house."

"Don't sweat it bro. Did you tell Mina what happened?"

"He did indeed. The first thing he said to me when we met up."

Sans groaned in embarrassment and covered his face with his hand. Kota was now interested in what could make the skeleton looking boy so flustered.

"ANYWAY. Eiji, bro. This is Kota. My new lil'buddy."

"Awesome, hey little dude! I'm Kirishima Eijirou! You take care of my bro for me, kay?"

Kota stared at the tanned, obviously muscular red head and then at the pale, scrawny albino next to him.

"How are you two related?"

Before Sans could explain that they weren't, Eijirou quickly cut in.

"He's my brother!"

"Eiji!"

"Were you adopted?"

"You could say that."

Sans sent a pleading look to Mina, but the girl was in hysterics and was no help whatsoever.

"What's wrong, bro? Am I, ribbing you, the wrong way?"

Sans snorted, but kept his head turned away from the phone.

"It's okay if you didn't like that joke, bro. I've got a ton more. A, skele-ton."

"Eiji, stop."

Sans was barely keeping his laughter in at that point. Tears were building up and he was going blue from how hard he was trying to stay silent.

"Hey Kota, what is a skeleton's favorite instrument?"

"I don't know."

"A trom-bone."

Sans's restraint snapped and he laughed so hard, the soup broth he drank came out his nose.

"Ow! Eiji! Don't make me laugh when eating!"

Sans was snickering, but his nose hurt like hell. Human bodies were still weird to him.

"Sorry bro. Hey, I just got a text from Ma. She says you left something at the house."

"What? I could've sworn I got everything. Did she say what?"

"Nah. Just asked me to tell you to pop over to grab it."

"Alright. Hey Kota, hang onto this for me. Be right back."

"Where are you going?"

Sans smirked and took a shortcut into his bedroom. He slowly made his ay downstair, seeing the living room and kitchen void of life.

"I-Ichika?"

"I'm in the dining room!"

Sans slowly walked into said room and saw her typing on her laptop.

"Is Natsumi at work?"

"Yeah. One of the prisoners turned up in a...less than ideal way. Here, don't open it until you're back at your internship."

"Okay? Thanks. Sorry about...early."

"Sorry for what? I don't remember anything for you to apologize over. Have fun on your internship, son."

Sans's face burned as he took a shortcut back to the Pussycat's building, holding a little gift bag.

"Bro?"

"She told me not to open it until I got back. Where'd Mina go?"

"She wanted to test out the hotspring. I'm going to bed now."

"Good night Kota."

"Bro, I'm gonna get going too. Fourth Kind does not take well to being late."

"Alright bro. Goodnight. Talk to ya tomorrow."

Sans hung up his phone and looked at the bag. He sucked in a breath and stuck his hand inside. He pulled out a black picture frame. The photo inside was taken on Eijirou's last birthday. Sans and Eijirou were in front of Ichika and Natsumi. Eijirou was wearing a black muscle shirt and a bright red birthday hat. Sans was in his hoodie, but he too wore a party hat with a maching party horn in his mouth. Ichika and Natsumi were smiling in the background, both wearing the same party hats, only Natsumi's face had splotches of red and white icing.

On the picture frame, in white letters, read; "My two wonderful boys." Sans smiled, and walked back to the room he woke up in. Mina was there drying her hair. She was in a hot pink crop top and black shorts.

"Hey Sans. Is that what you forgot?"

"Heh, yeah. Ma was just making sure I had it with me."

He set up the frame on the empty dresser, making Mina squeal.

"Night Mina."

"Night, momma's boy."

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