Sans and Nezu sat across each other. Sans's usual lazy grin was now sharp. Calculating and cold, forged with thousands of resets of knowledge. Nezu was smiling his usual casual terrifying smile with beady black eyes. 

"So Sans, what's -"

"Yeah, hold up. That "declaration of challenge was a bluff, to look good in front of my little brother. I'll tell you what you what to know, and in return I stay in UA, my brother and the Kirishima family get some sort of protection as well as a small stipend of money a month to help pay for expenses. Do we have a deal? Oh, and Aizawa can be in here as well cause I know you're gonna tell him what I say anyway."

"I believe we do. Aizawa, please come back in."

Aizawa quickly walked in, eyes glowing red. 

"So, ask away, and you will get all the answers you want."

Sans's grin went back to lazy and carefree with his eye light back to white.

"Where are you from?"

"Snowdin. Its a town in the Underground under Mt. Ebott."

Aizawa cut in.

"There isn't a place anywhere in the world called Mt. Ebott, nor this "Snowed in" you speak of."

"Yeah, I know. I'm not from this world. I was just strolling around, with Papyrus, when I was sucked through a portal thing. I ended up in an alley where I met Natsumi and Eijirou. I was going into a sensory overload because of this flesh suit and they helped me. Ichika taught me about this world and enrolled me into Eijirou's school two years ago. Since she had a government job, she was able to create documents to make me a citizen of Japan. I technically wasn't a real person in this world before two years ago."

Aizawa seemed to calm down as he sat down, and Nezu seemed most interested. Aizawa spoke up.

"Sans, you said you were in sensory overload because of "this flesh suit." What do you mean by that? What were you in Snowdin?"

"Great question. Me, my bro, and my dad are skeleton monsters. My world doesn't have quirks. Just humans, monsters, and magic. My family are the only skeleton monsters in the entire monster population. When I was attending the junior high school, I thought that other monsters arrived with me, but later learned, with a lot of embarrassment, that they had mutation quirks."

A bright blue blush showed on Sans's cheeks as he rubbed the back of his neck. 

"I was concerned that your parents starved you as a child so that was why you were too light. I assume that's because of your origins as a skeleton monster?"

"Yup, check this out."

Sans lifted his shirt showing off his stomach. Going down, each of his ribs were on full display and this pit of his stomach was sunken so deeply, Aizawa's concern shifted to him having a stomach at all. 

"Don't blame Asriel for any of this Aizawa. He went through hell and back."

"What do you mean?"

"The way he is now, in his fluffy glory, is what he looked like before he died."

"....What?"

"Listen, I'm only telling you this, cause I know he won't mind, because I'm the one tell it. His adopted human sister, Princess Chara, was killed by a human hating monster. Asriel took her body to the surface to return to the humans to bury properly, but the human," 

Sans spit out humans with venom,

"attacked him believing he was the cause of her death. The chased him back underground. Before he could descend the entrance safely, he fell. He died at the bottom of the entrance. One of my friends, Alphys, the deputy Royal Scientist, conducted an experiment on the golden flowers where he died. He was reborn as Flowey, a sentient, bloodthirsty, golden flower. We spent a couple hundred resets fighting each other, before the human arrived."

Sans clutched the front of his shirt so tightly, his bone white hand turned light pink and trembled slightly. 

"Anyway, he's not bad anymore. In fact, I think being his old self would be beneficial to his mental health. He's a good kid, and if you don't mind me asking, how has he been doing under your care?"

"He's quiet, but he's strong. We spar together one a week, and his, now realizing it's magic and not a quirk, is quite strong."

"Quirk? What name did he give it?"

"He said his quirk was called Flowey."

"OmTF, that is hilarious!"

Sans busted out laughing, bright blue flush stained his cheeks, with light blue tears build up at the corners of his eyes. This was the most emotion Aizawa had seen out of his student since he started the term. 

"So, Sans, according to our deal. The Kirishima family will be moved to a house closer to the school, for easier protection granted by the heroes. They will also be receiving a stipend of seventy thousand yen every other month. If you both agree to it, I can have a large house build within the school ground for bother the Aizawa-Yamada family as well as the Kirishima family."

"It doesn't matter to me, or Papyrus. I'd even wager Asriel would be okay with it. This is more of a discussion for the two flamboyant couple to go over."

"I'll get Hizashi and the Kirishima in a room to go over it. Sans, take your brother and Asriel back to the classroom."

"You got it teach."

Sans left the office to see Asriel sleeping with a note clutched in his hands. 

"Poor kid, the past few years must've been exhausting for you. Sleep all you want." 

Taking the note, made Sans chuckle.

"Hello brother! I, the Great Papyrus was called away to the police station with Mrs. Natsumi! Mrs. Ichika went to the bathroom. If you need me, give me a call and I'll be there before you can san a pun! Nyeh heh heh! Love, Papyrus"

"Whelp, looks like it's me and you kiddo."

Sans scooped Asriel in his arms and headed down the hall.

"Sans?"

'Whats up, As?"

"Mm hungry."

"I bet. I'll take you to Lunch Rush for a quick snack. That should tide you over until lunch."

"Ookay."

Taking a shortcut into the cafeteria, Sans waited behind class 1-B while they got their lunch. 

"What's the hell are you doing in our line? You were called to the principal's office, are you getting expelled? Here for your last meal? What with this kid?"

Sans pushed the blonde annoyance away with a large bone. The bone kept him away long enough for him to order and pay for three large platters of steamed pork buns. After he had the food in hand, he shortcutted back into the 1-A classroom. Midoriya was hanging out with his friends, the Baku-Squad were congregating around the angry blonde and Sans desk was being stalked by the excited pink raccoon. 

"Sorry Mina, not right now. Asriel needs to eat."

A small barricade of bone surrounded his desk, allowing Asriel to eat in peace. Sans snacked on a bun or two, but only to keep his magic strong. This new body required more sustenance and rest than his last to sustain his magic output. Asriel finished off the last of the pork buns, rubbing his belly contentedly. 

"Food tastes so yummy."

"I bet. Now, my classmate deserve an introduction, don't you think? Nothing about the Underground or magic."

Sans was careful to whisper the last part.

"Howdy, my name is Asriel Dreemurr, it's very nice to meet you all. I'm Sans little brother!"

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Sans's experience in middle school sounds hilarious. Is anybody interested in read it? Or about how Asriel got settled in the Aizawa-Yamada household? 

There won't be updates on this book for a few days to let my brain rest. I love this book and I hope you all love it too, I love reading all the fun and theory comments and I like to respond to the ones who catch my attention. 

I really want to see what clever skeleton puns you bitches, bros and nonbinary hoes can come up with! (Please don't take that out of context, I love each and every one of my readers)