Asriel - Hey, I locked the comedian and the shark-puppy in their room. I'm taking over this QnA. Unlike the Comedian, I'm aware of all you. These QnA's is your greatest opportunity to pry into the comedian's life... I don't know what else to say so ask your questions, I guess.

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For Ichika: Are you okay? Being quirkless in society can be hard. Sent in by CreatiweCat

Ichika - All throughout my school years, including college, I was always viciously bullied. It wasn't until I had Eijirou, that I made the hatefulness in my life go away. I stilled the fear of me in my boy, if he ever thought bullying was a good idea. 

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For Natsumi: Miss Kirishima, if I may ask. What are you doing about the situation with Papyrus? Your son (Sans) has somehow not paid it much attention. Has he been to a psychologist?Sent in by potatoreak

Natsumi - I can't discuss an ongoing police investigation. As for my son's mental state...I plan to discuss it with Ichika. That's something we can't force Sans into, he has to go willingly. I could manipulate his emotions to make him think he wants to go, but that is wrong on MANY levels.

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For Chara: Are you refusing to say Gaster, or has the world rubbed off on you already? Sent in by CreatiweCat  

Chara - WingDings is his name, Gaster is just the other half of it. WingDings was one the ONLY Royal Scientist I still had a soul. I'm not going to say his whole ass name every damn time I talk about him.

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For Sans: Dude, do you like dogs? Sent in by Hourling4

Sans - As a matter of a fact, I do. Papyrus has a strong disdain for dogs, mainly Toby cause he kept eating his attacks, but Toby was my unchallenged best friend when I was a babybones. I love all animals, and Mayo is my current animal love.

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For Sans - Are you sure you should be shortcutting when you're drunk? .... I mean, what if you end up someplace you shouldn't be in? Like a wall. Sent in by CreatiweCat

Sans - Fun story about that, when I was nearing my eighteenth year of age I snuck a bottle of Grillby's famous homemade whiskey into my room at the bar. I ended up getting shit faced and I woke up hours later with my legs through the ground/ceiling to the kitchen and my torso through the wall of my room.

So the top of my ribs, my arms, and skull was in the hallway. Grillby was standing over me waving the, bone dry, bottle over my pounding skull, smirking at me. I had apparently trashed the kitchen and drank every ketchup bottle I could get my hands on. I had to "volunteer"

So, yeah I've been in at least one wall before. 'Sides, it's not like I can actively control my actions when I'm drunk.

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For Sans: How are you Sans? Sent in by ChristopherMontez1

Sans - I'm good. I got Mayo, Katsuki, Eiji, Ichika, Natsumi,  and Asriel. I got a family who loves me, and I will find Paps and knock sense into him the old fashion way. ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ♋︎ ♌︎♋︎♎︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎

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For Sans: Hey Sans! Do you still miss ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎? Do you think he made it over? And what do you think is up with Pap? Sent in by Lilbeamer01

Sans - I don't know if Dad made it here, but I do miss him and our weekly trip to the dump. I'm not sure what's up with my bro, but I will get to the bottom of it. ♏︎❖︎♏︎■︎ ♓︎♐︎ ♓︎⧫︎ 🙵♓︎●︎●︎⬧︎ ❍︎♏︎

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For Sans: I hope these questions won't annoy you) What do you watch on social media? Do you read fan written books about shipping heroes, celebrities, and fictional characters? Or do you watch videos about gaming or baking? Sent in by potatoreak

Sans - I don't have social medias like facebook or insta-whatever. I do like to watch baking videos on YouTube as well as TNTL videos, which I always lose. I do read hero based fanfiction from time to time. I'll deny it to anyone you tell, but I get some ideas for my own fighting style by reading Eraserhead centric action fics. Lets face it, he's the most capable hero in Japan.

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For Sans: Do you ever miss your pun buddy, Toriel? Sent in by SpiritWolfNura

Sans - Yeah I miss her, but even though I miss her, everytime a MERCY run happens, it's just me and her swapping the same old jokes back and forth for years. When we are on the surface for the lucky week the human allows us, I can sometimes convince her to teach me different pie recipes and foods, but even then her recipe book is only so long.

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For Sans: how if life my rad sekel Bruh Sent in by IdoLikeAlotOfFandoms

Sans - So long as I got my family and friends, life is good my creepy au self.

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For Sans: Would you ever get drunk with Aizawa for for the shots of it? I feel like that would be and him type of thing to do like once every time both of y'all are off you guys just get drunk for a night

Sans - Hell yeah. So long as I can get my whiskey or some glasses of red with a good book, I'd be down for anything.

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For Eijirou: Could you, one day, tell us about your first date with Mina? Sent in by potatoreak

Eijirou - Sure! Technically our first date was to spy on Sans and Bakugo's second date at that festival, but we weren't together ROMANTICALLY at the time. Sooo...I'll tell y'all when I take her on our first date!

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For Eijirou: So, Eiji, if people were to tell you that villainy is solved and there was no need for heroes anymore, what career would you pursue instead? Sent in by potatoreak

Eijirou - What a manly question! And an easy one! You all know that my mom is a cop, the greatest hostage negotiator in her field! But, police work would never be me. I'd be a firefighter! My quirk could help me bust down walls and make me a little bit fireproof. Not enough to go against Todoroki, but enough to jump through a wall of fire without killing myself.

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For Katsuki: What if I told you that everything you experienced was a dream? A simple simulation made by your mind and altered by a certain person to their own twisted desire? What if all your emotions like hate, annoyance, stress, love...that all these feelings you experience are nothing but a lie, bent by another person's will, to give other people the data and information, maybe even inspiration they require. Sent in by potatoreak

Katsuki - The hell kinda question is that? Isn't that the same conspiracy theorist bullshit that nuts on the internet go on about? Whatever, I'll bite. I suppose if that bullshit was proven true, I probably won't give a shit unless they want to make me. If this "person" controls everything about everything, then I can only act the way they want me to. How's that for an answer?!

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For Shota and Hizashi: So who is the responsible adult? Who is the one who adopts the cats and the children? What would you do if a kid turns into a murderous flower? Sent in by Hourling4

Shota - It was a shared and equal choice to become foster parents and we both decided to adopt Hitoshi and Asriel.

Hizashi - And he skips over the first question. I am, to most of your surprise, the more responsible one. Me and Shota are teachers, but also full time pro heroes. Only difference is that Shota's heroing takes place at night. I take care of all the cooking, most of the cleaning, and most of the shopping. I also carry Sho's sleeping corpse from school to home and vice versa. He feels guilty about not being able to be awake long enough to do most household work, but I enjoy cleaning. Call me a part time househusband.

Shota - And we are well aware of Asriel's past. I destroyed Nezu's weapon the day Sans found out about it. The guilt was too much. I have a harmless device that Sans helped me make as an emergency assistant.

Hizashi - It's so cool! It's shaped like a bazooka and shoots out a blue force field barrier thing to encapsulate the target!

Shota - Hizashi, volume.

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For Mina - Can you tell us more about girl's nights and maybe give me advice on how to invite people to hangout without seeming awkward? Sent in by potatoreak

Mina - No problem! I had to teach confidence to Kiri too, so this is easy! For starters girl's nights all depend on the ladies in attendance. If you have a shy friend or two in a group of extroverts, you can have maybe a game or two like truth or dare or even gossip, but you never want to overwhelm the shy ones.

When you go to invite people, confidence is key! Don't act like an overexcited puppy, you'll come off as a young grade schooler ready for her first sleepover. Be confident, cool, calm, and don't show that you're upset if they can't show up. They'll ask if the offer to attend is still there if they are able to come at a different time.

Snacks and drinks are also a big thing. Sweets, chips, any other munchies your friends like should be in stock. As for drinks, you don't need booze to keep the party going. Soda, juice, tea, hot chocolate, milkshakes, etc. There are plenty of nonalcoholic drinks that you can have on hand.

Tune in next time for Mina's Advice Column!

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For Sero: Did you ever make your own version of a duct tape wallet? Sent in by Hourling4

Sero - You know it. I would make tons of wallets of different styles and sizes and dunk them in and let them soak in paint and then I'd paint and draw little designs on them after the paint was dry. I'd sell them at twenty to forty thousand yen a pop. I got a ton of plant seeds during middle school.

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For Sero: How can you cut (?) your own tape so fast? I always struggle with cutting tape, because they always bend and stretch weirdly. Sent in by potatoreak

Sero - Dios mio, I understand the pains of normal office tape. Before my quirk manifested I had the same problem. My tape shoots out until I want it to stop. Then it will detach and ensnare the object or person I'm trying to get.

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For Kaminari: Can you eat batteries like tide pods? Sent in by Hourling4

Kaminari - No, but I'm certainly gonna try now!

Katsuki - Shut the hell up dunce face! You are not eating god damn batteries!

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For Kaminari: What's your favorite video game? Sent in by potatoreak

Kaminari - I love the free creativity and the bloodthirsty nature of MineCraft, but I also love MarioKart...But I also love the horror of Little Nightmares! I can't choose!

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For Asriel: Can you transform your body like you did during the MERCY routes? Sent in by Hourling4

Asriel - No. That transformation was only triggered by the six human souls Asgore collected. I don't have control over that form. I can create golden flowers by walking on grass, Echo flowers when I walk near or in water, I have my fire magic, and above all else I actually have a soul! There is no amount of G or yen in either world to make me go back to being Flowey!

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For Asriel: What is your favorite thing in the new world? Sent in by Lilbeamer01

Asriel - Hands down, it's food. The food in the underground was mainly plant based with whatever anybody found in the dump. Here? Fruits, vegetables, MEAT! I can't get enough meat here! There are so many ways to cook it and so far everything is so yummy!

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For W.D Gaster: ☟︎⚐︎🕈︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 👌︎☜︎☜︎☠︎✍︎ (How have you been) Sent in by Lilbeamer01

W.D Gaster - I am doing wonderfully. Experiments are going smoothly. My current meat suit is crumbling away quicker than I would like, but I'll get a new one during the summer.

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For literally everyone that knows Sans was a Skeleton Monster: Does Sans ever talk about the other Monsters with you? If so, what kind of Monster do you think you'd be if the roles were reversed? Sent in by SpiritWolfNura

Sans - I'm going to answer this one. I sometimes talk about the areas and scenery in the Underground, but I never went into depth about the different species of Monsters. If the roles were reversed, I feel like Katsuki would be Tsunderplane. Without a doubt, Eiji would be a Greater Dog. Ichika would be a gorgeous Fish Monster and I have a feeling that Natsumi would be a Skeleton Monster. I could do everyone else I know, but I don't feel like it.

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Asriel - These were good questions, but I know you all can do better. Next time, ask about -

Sans - Asriel!

Asriel - Shit, whelp, gotta go! CYA 

Eijirou - Get back here!