I don't want to die!! I don't !! But you don't get it do you? Being in a place, a solace place. It takes everything away. Including you. I don't want you.

"You know the part that made me laugh the most?".asked Elizabeth. Two days after the whole issh with Johnson and she was in my room gisting while helping me with my wardrobe.

   "What oh?", I replied as Elizabeth laughed.

"When the idiot boy was like EFCC is after him. My dear, no be NDLEA dey chase guys with  drugs ni?".

   "I wonder oh", I replied as the both of us burst into laughter.

   "But erm, Elizabeth oh, how exactly did you make up your mind to get over him so fast".

  "My dear", she started. "Forget oh, I've been tired since forever but you see this thing they call love eh."

  "I tell you"

"Tell me what?", she replied as she started laughing and threw one of the cloths I had already folded at me. "Who have you loved before?. Ehhhh. Answer me na".

   "Abegi. Leave me oh. O-okay, you want me to be in your shoes abi..."
  
   "Ode, we're not using the same size", she replied me while laughing hysterically.
   
    "You lack brain oh", I murmured. At least loud enough for her to hear.

   "I'll pretend I didn't hear that", she replied, rolling her eyes.
  
   "Mama fold my clothes jare. Eyes that will soon fall off. Felix wife.". I flung one of my jackets at her as she put her fingers in her ear to signify that she wasn't listening. Obviously, she could hear me clearly so I continued. "Felix wife", I sang.

   "You'll be Felix wife, idiot".

  "No joor, me I'm And...". I cut my self short. This was the usual joke Elizabeth and I usually had every time, but this time around it chocked me. Truth is, I do miss André and all but I just didn't see myself calling him or picking his calls. The sound of my phone ringing brought me back as i picked the call.
"Hey what's up?"

"I'm good, I replied the caller

"I know you don't know who it is oh idiot". I frowned my face as I heard the word "idiot". Plus if I truly was curse close with this person, shouldn't he know that this wasn't the right time.

"Who are you?", I asked again with a stern voice. Trust me, I was losing my temper already.

"It's Jonah joor. Class rep"

"Oh no", I muttered. "Joh Joh, what's up na?"

"I'm good oh. Ermmm where are you right now?", he asked.

"I'm home oh as usual", I replied laughing.

"Oh really?", he asked with a stern voice. "Two weeks now oh Hannah".

"No na it's not that...."

"Abegi joor. Hope you know test is next week ba?"

I hesitated as he continued. " Doctor Magnus wants us to submit an assignment alongside the test script. I'll forward the message."

"No shit now", I replied. "Update me now. Apart from class group that I read messages, what's happening?"

"Esss... I'm not sending any message again seff. You're troubling me. The question is ... Explain the..."

  "Ohhhh, chill now. Let me get pen.

"Explain colonization in favor of the colonizers"

"Seriously", I murmured as I rolled my eyes.

"Don't roll your eyes at me oh", he replied. "Sha come online tonight. We need to talk okay."

"I'm not doing oh!!!", I screamed as I laughed and hung up.

"Jonah much?", Elizabeth asked as she hanged my kimono jacket.

"Jonah not". I replied as we both laughed. Ever since my first year here, my class rep has been on my case. Everyone knows he's fine and intelligent and all but, the Buts in his case is plenty. First, he's half cast and he doesn't fail to let everyone know. I know he's half Asian, half Ghanaian, half Lebanese and half Nigerian, in fact full Nigerian because that's where his father is from, his mother being the half Asian half Ghanaian and half Lebanese. Another but is that he's too forward... damn it irks everyone. How he got his post as class rep was due to his you know what. Not to forget how proud he his. But then again, he's so off my Man crush list.
  Sighing, I listened as Elizabeth told me about her family issue and all. Elizabeth much too. Trust me.
  
Felix POV
"..I'm expecting you all to work in pairs okay. Four in a group", continued Professor Nelson, our Med 203 lecturer. By our I meant Audrey and I. We were both in our second year. It was the last class of the day. Trust me, nobody cared about the last class of the day.
  "You all are working on Medicine and Vaccination for your test, you'll need a representative to come and pick your 203 question booklet and I also need a list with your name and all your majors. Hope I'm clear?". Not expecting a reply he packed up his laptop and walked out of the Lab room.
  "Guy", Audrey called out to me as he walked to the side of my sit. It was obvious he was running away from Ronke, one of his numerous crushes in the department. I laughed as he walked up to me and I hit his shoulder.
  "Better no break apparatus", he replied giggling. Drawing me close for a hug, he pinched my shoulder the moment we drew apart. "So who's with us now?", he questioned.
  "Hey Aud, can Jedi and I join your group?". We both looked at our backs to figure out who was talking, and there they were. The class clown Stephanie and the class geek Jedi Lanyard. "Um.. you could just answer if it's a no", this time it was Jedi who spoke as she pushed her friends shoulder to lead them to go.

"No.. it's aiit", I replied.

"Oh shit", Audrey murmured.

"Heard that", replied Jedi. "Steph and I will go and meet Nelson for the questions okay. I nominate myself as group leader. Let's meet here in five".
  Without waiting for any of our replies, they both picked up their bags and walked away.
"Five minutes!!", Jedi screamed as they walked out the door.

"Damn!, that's hot", I said as Audrey was already in his phone.
"Abeg, did you see how annoying Steph was, licking her lips and all. Eww.", he replied.
"You know I'll give anything to be you right now". I replied as I sat down."We'll be fine bro". I replied as I patted his shoulder. I took a peek at his phone and I saw him reading WhatsApp messages of him and Hannah.
  "She don dey reply you?"

"Reply keh... my guy. She hasn't oh. I tire"

"Oh well just..."

"Hey Aud, I brought you drinks since I wasn't ...." Stephanie said as we both stared blankly at her.

"Let's get to work. We're working on Medicine as an Economic ermmm.. let me check" interrupted Jedi.

Here goes nothing. I sighed...

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