richie

-fucking kills himself laughing
-you're not impressed
-helps you up
-"sorry for laughing."
-"don't worry i'm used to it..."

bill

-"oh god are you okay?"
-"you're bleeding!"
-freaks out
-"bill, calm down!"
-spoiler: he doesn't calm down

eddie

-before you've even hit the floor he's holding band-aids
-has a first aid kit in his ((tenth)) fanny pack
-"hold still, this is a serious injury."
-"it's a tiny fucking cut."
-"yah but i don't like seeing you hurt."

stan

-doesn't even fucking notice
-until he goes to talk to you and sees you're not there
-looks behind him and there you are on the ground
-"what are you doing on the floor?"
-"what do you fucking thing stanley?"

beverly

-has some 6th sense or something
-catches you almosg immediately
-"h-how did you do that?"
-she's as confused as you are
-richie becomes convinced she's psychic