richie

-when he's drunk he just gets loopy
-just imagine a video of someone after they get their wisdom teeth removed
-that's him

bill

-basically turns into a teenage girl at a sleepover
-"-and you won't believe what he did!"
-"i can't believe he would do that, you know?"

eddie

-defs the emotional drunk
-"and then he *sob* he asked me *another sob* why i had two fanny packs!"
-he's like a toddler and it's really cute

stan

-FLIRTY DRUNK AF
-oh god don't go near him when he's drunk
-"haaayyyy y/n! by the end of the night, your legs won't be the only thing in your pants."

beverly

-overly happy drunk
-"y/n!! look at that pretty flower! oh! look at the birds!"
-you sit there trying not to laugh