richie

-the best and worst roommate
-stays up super late
-actual nightmare
-but also really fun

bill

-best roommate
-makes breakfast every day
-basically the mom
-god he's just the best

eddie

-he loves the freedom he has now
-he loves that he can kiss you without anyone walking in
-watching tv all night
-cuddling all night too

stan

-he loves the privacy
-god help this pervy jew
-"stan come on. can we please go a day without you trying to pin me against the wall and make out?"
-stan proceeds to sigh in defeat and continue on with his life

beverly

-she's annoyed by your many unnecessary house plants
-"bev lEAVE MY PLANTS ALONE!"
-she gets a dog so that if any plants go missing or get destroyed she'll have an excuse
-but you train the dog to trash her stuff instead

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I dunno what this is
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