richie

-smooth af
-uses pick-up lines 25/8
-but also really sweet
-he'll leave gifts at your door and in your locket

bill

-awkward af
-stutters more
-"ugh h-how does r-richie do it?"
-"i don't think we want to know."

eddie

-nope
-he can't
-he's so bad at it
-he just can't do it

stan

-this pervy jew jesus christ
-smoother than richie
-makes you blush in 0.3 seconds
-"shut up, stanley."

beverly

-flirts with pick-up lines mostly
-"bevvvvv shut uppppp."
-"you know you like my pick-up lines."
-"noooooooo i don'ttttttt."