richie

-"why a hedgehog?"
-"because it's like you."
-"how?"
-"you're both pricks."

bill

-"w-why is t-t-there a cat i-in the house?"
-"it's our new pet!"
-"o-o-okay then."
-"her name's blue."

eddie

-"(y/n)! look what i have!"
-"why do you have a bird?"
-"it has a broken wing, like i had a broken arm."
-"aww it's kinda cute. we're keeping it."

stan

-"what the hell?"
-"oh hey (y/n)."
-"what's with the dog?"
-"he's our new pet."

beverly

-"aww it's so cute."
-"like you."
-"shut it bev. i'm nowhere near as cute as this rabbit."
-"yeah you are."