44: •hi•
~Chloe~
"Woah woah woah officer!"i said being pressed to the ground.
"i did nothing wrong."
My hands were cuffed painfully behind my back before I knew it.
"M'am please stay right where you are."
"Is it because I'm of color?!Is that it?!"
I laughed before snorting at my small joke, I was funny as hell man.
Ooo....I was higher than a kite.
Was I flying or was I sleeping?
"M'am...*sigh* you committed a federal crime. Besides you are cocasian."
"Yah." I said in a duh tone.
"Asiannn????Does it ring a bell??"I laughed again maniacally as I was pulled up.
It's kinda funny how I ended up here.
Many passer-bys watched me with judgemental eyes, I knew that they were judging me.
The kid covered in paint, cement and dang I was just glowing.
They were jealous!
I chased this one up and down roofs of company buildings, one of which was my mom's.
I leaped from one and fell into cement flat like a pancake and was that how he caught me?
Nope.
I got up and ran even quicker with my dignity, pushing individuals away from me only to be halted by an adorable puppy.
I couldn't resist.
I Pat him on the head and before I knew it I was on the ground kissing the sidewalk like some kind of freaky lyric in a Billie Eyelash song.
I nearly bumped my head as I was forced into the cop car luckily my cuffs were already off by the time the car was started.
Jeez it wreaked of criminal injustice in here.
"Sir! Can I go home now?" I whined raking the boundary between me and the man in blue.
He glanced at me once then did a double take.
"Miss how did you get out of your restraints?"
I just shrugged before answering, "Ever watched Fifty shades of Grey?"
He turned back his face redder than a tomato or Mr Krabs when Pearl spends fifty cents from his bank account.
I burst into a fit of laughter and laughed so hard to the point where I nearly pee peed myself.
"I'm joking. Hey...can I go home now?"
"Miss please be remain silent."
"Sir. I did nothing wrong, I was just minding my business; painting the building over there." I said pointing at the familiar place with Axe body spray's lovely face painted on it beautifully.
"It is nice though. But I believe that it is called graffiti and vandalism of city property."
I rolled my eyes ignorantly, "The last time I checked America was a free country. Are we not free to express ourselves...Bill?"
Oh my goodness, I remembered his name from his name tag.
I thought of something funny and just had to say it. I faked excitement in my voice.
*Le gasp*"Billie Eilash?!!!"
He turned to face me briefly only because he was trying to keep his eyes on the road.
"Are you under the influence?"
I smirked to myself thinking of yet another way of tormenting this man.
"What?I can't hear you."
He groaned before patiently asking again, "Are you high?"
Faking hurt I placed a hand over my chest, "Excuse me what?I don't understand the question."
"Are you high?"
"What?"
"Are you high!!"he said loudly making my eardrums complain.
"Buddy I'm sitting right here."
My sensitive ears.
"Please repeat the lat word."
"High!"he yelled and I raised my hands in surrender.
"Hi. How are you?"I cackled maniacally at his helplessness.
He look right at me with a deathly glare
His veins had veins and his vein's veins had veins and one of them gave me the middle finger.
"Woah jamal no need to pull out the nine."I said cackling once more this time choking on air.
Okay, sure I was high on paint fumes. So what?
And Xanny's crack, so what?
And a little bit of dad's shoe polish.
.....later.....
I shot a mischievous grin at officer Billie and he just coughed before shuffling away hurriedly.
I was having do much fun as I waited behind the cell bars.
This was definitely not my first rodeo and well...at this point I wasn't scared.
Well...this was my first time being caught.
I was upset at my shirt being wet and not being able to move my hands around that much.
Some bimbo spilled his water on me as I was dragged into this place.
The silence was deafening. High frequencies tormented my ears repeatedly.
Somebody with really heavy boots stomped to my cell and I was a little surprised and confused.
Was I not supposed to spend the day in here?
"Alright Anderson. somebody's here to pick you up."
Why was he acting like I was here for school and my parents were just getting me home?
I was told to stay for the night, my parents literally dumped me here when I phoned them.
I got up furrowing my eyebrows but fell down onto my butt.
"What's going on. Who's picki-"
The door swung open and outside was Axe Body Spray, looking away from me and yeah...I peed myself.
"Let's go."he said through gritted teeth.
The cop unlocked my cuffs immediately and I looked down the entire time.
Oh jeez.
It hurt when the cuffs were removed but I knew that whatever he was going to say was going to hurt much worse.
He walked down the hallway and out the door and I struggled to keep up with his long strides.
"Get in."
He opened his door and hopped in quickly...
He didn't open the door for me.
HE DIDN'T OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME!!!
I mean I was an independent woman but he...he...HE DIDN'T OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME
*screams internally*
I struggled so hard with the whole opening thing.
The door lifted catching me off guard but I slid in hesitantly hitting my head up against the roof in the process.
He started the car and we drove in silence for some time.
Five minutes passed and it seemed like we were going no where at all.
"Axel. I know that we said to do the YODO thing. But hey...I'm not arrested."
The corner of his lip twitched and I watched his face attentively.
"Axel, I'm sorry but I just don't know why you're so mad at me."
I huffed turning my lip up.
"Dude chill. It's not like I killed somebody. Besides it was for you because..." The words did not want to come out though.
"I really care about you."
His clenched jaw loosened and his eyes brightened.
He checked his review mirror and just started laughing.
I looked around me panicking.
Why was he laughing.
I was genuinely confused and concerned for his health.
Then a chorus joined and I jumped in my seat at the extra voices behind me.
"What tha fuck?"
I turned quickly to see Simon and Cherry right behind me laughing obnoxiously.
How the hell?
Cherry smiled at me her red nose redder than ever and tears streamed from her cheeks.
"Chloeee...you're so easy." She laughed letting out a belly chuckle.
She slumped down her seat and the whole car was filled with laughter except I wasn't laughing.
"What exactly is happening?" I inquired seriously.
Axel looked at me easily recovering slowly from his fit.
"I had to bail you out of jail and I thought Cherry and Simon should come along. We planned something fun today just thought we should include you."
I raised an eyebrow questionably.
"What?"
AN/SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE. MORE CHAPTERS TO COME AT THE END OF THE DAY
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