Ali - " aap use hath lagakar baath nii karenge..."

Rajveer - " Cad... Captain. Ali hum log..

Ali - " Captain nahi Naina ka Bhai keh raha he sir..."

Rajveer - "lekin hum log waha honeymoon pe jaa rahe he..." stopped seeing Gunny's red eyes...
" Mera matlb honeymoon couples banke jaa rahe he toh haath kaise...???"

Naveen - " yeh dialogue ab maar rahe ho tum log...
Do saal phehle maara hota toh mere maama banne ke sapne ni toote hote...."

Ali - " theekh he bus hath pakad lijiye aur usase zyaada kuch nahi..."

Alekh - " aur use daant naii laganeka.."

Udi - " especially tab jab woh gusse mein ho..."..

Rajveer - " use gussa dilane ka Paap ka parinaam mein gents toilet mein dekh chuka hu...." murmured ...

Naveen - " maine bhi dekh liye Tha...
I mean sun liya Tha...
Pata nii kaise handle karta Tha Mera Veeru jab iska dimag theekh Tha????"

Gunny - " main point yeh he ki tum use gussa nii dilavoge.... Phehle hi Woh hot headed he....
Agar galti se bhi use gussa aagaya toh...."

Alekh - " humare pass rote nii aneka..."

Gunny - " jaise Kal aaye the... Nandini se aapne aap ko bachane..."

Udi - " dude, yeh har baar humare hi pass aate he right..." whispered in Ali's ear...

Naveen - " Pause....
Pata Chala ki kon jaa raha he mission pe???!! Nahi??!!!
Main hi btata deta hu...
Mere Veer ke saath Meri Sherni jaa rahi he.... mission pe....
Kaise, yeh jaana he????
Naiiii....
Main nii batane Wala har baar ki tarah....
Kyu batavu????
Aap Saab mujhe cute kyu bulati hoo???
Main koyi bachcha todi na hu???!!!
Handsome bulaavoo yaa fir hot...
Yeh cute kyaa hota he???
So aaj se aap sab yeh nii bolenge ki Naveen ka bhoot cute he...
Ban laga Dena ispe...
Warna main kuch nii batanaewala....

Play....."

Ali - " aur rath mein...."

Naveen - " Pause....
Main na mission wali baath Bata hi deta hu...
Woh kyaa he na mere pet main koyi baath rehti nii he....

Main subkuch fast forward karke sunata hu is Mission Honeymoon ko.... Sun liyooo....
Phehle Naina aur woh chikna Khanna jaa rahe the mission pe...
Fir Raj ke accident hogaya, jiske chalte main Captain. Naveen Singh Ahluwaliya joh Swarg mein Soo raha Tha, yaha bhag ke aagaya....

Haa... Haa... Pata he, ki sab joh zinda the... wahi Raj ke paltan... hospital daudke aagaye....
Poo ko chodke... At least usne toh mujhe muh bole mama banane mein kasta Kiya....

Uske baad Raj ke yaadash dum hoke, Naina mission se piche hati...lekin Mission uska picha nii choda bilkul Chaubey ki tarah Jo Raj ka peet ke piche hamesha pada rehta he....

Baadmein Chaubey ke through Raj ko pata Chala ki Naina jaa rahi he honeymoon pe us chikne ke saath....
Raj ka Dil pe Agni devta ne cricket khela aur Raj ne Chaubey ke through Khanna ke pair pe dandiya....
Aur yeh Mahan insaan mission mein ghus gaya....

Pata nii baadmein Raj ko kyu laga ki Naina uske saath nii Jana chahti...usne Nandini pe line maarne ki Sochi aur four maar Diya...
Lekin woh boundary cross hi Kar rahi thi ki mere joh behan he na joh humesha billi ki tarah soti rehti he kabhi sofe pe yaa kabhi us latakte huye lakdi pe, Raj ki sapne dekhte.... Usne catch Kar dala...
Aur main Batman joh kisi pe line maar rahe the uski jam kar dhulayi Kar daala....woh bhi gents toilet mein ghus Kar....

Fir humare joh strategies ke expert he woh confuse hogaye ki kispe apne charm chalaye...
I think kisine use bataya hoga ki us fevi quick ki shadi hogayi he aur yeh Romeo mere bin bihaye behan ke piche pad gaya....

Lekin ab yeh problem tha ki use joh usne apne so called dublicate half shirt banane ki baath ki use kaise Mana kare????

Yeh bhi Maj. Rajveer Singh Shekhawat he jiska dimag race ki kaali ghode ki taarh daudta he...( Pata he mujhe ki yeh safed ghada he poori ki poori...)
Usmein ek idea aaya woh bhi mere sifarish ke baad chuhewale-gadiwale se...
Lekin us gadhe ko yeh galt fyami he ki woh idea uske dimag mein isliye aaya kynki isne chaar glass ek hi jatke mein nigal liya Tha...
Main coffee ki baath Kar raha hu..

Aur usne plan ko executive kiya Udi ki madad se...
Detective Udi ne bahot pasine bahakar Mrs. Gupta yaane Nandini jii ke poorane saare ke saare laundonka list ready Kiya...
Aur finally Vinod Mathur ko pakda...
Wahi Vinod... joh Nandini ka chautha bf Tha...
Apko nii pata??? Raj Nandini ka chata nii nii shayad saathva wala bf tha...
Aur Nandini Raj ki doosri...
Phehli wali kon yeh mujhe pata nii...
Shayad aage kahani mein woh entry maaregiii... Yeh Raj ke yaadash chale jaane ke baad uske saare kaale kartuth saamne aarahe he...

Kaha Tha main???
Haa...
Vinod ab widwa pati he duniyaa ke saamne... ( Ander ki baath yeh he ki uski biwi bhag gayi... ) aur bahot badi tijori waala bhi....

Jaise hi Raj ne Mike leke announcement ki Nandini ke saath honeymoon jaane ki woh Naina ki Chudail apna boriya bistar leke bhag ke daudi aayi...
I mean apne Audi mein...
Uske theekh 20 minutes baad, use ek khath Mila...
Prem Patra.... Vinod ke naam ka..
Jise Ali ne likha Tha...waise bhi woh Magamboo ke under well trained he is maamle mein...

And Nandini roo padi use padke ki woh phirse Kundan ki set phehen sake gi....aur usne u turn li aur kaha,
" Raj, I'm sorry...
But main kyaa karu, mere na pati ki tabiyat bahot kharab he...
Mujhe Delhi jaana hoga...
Please tum us Naina ke saath adjust karlooo.
Main kuch dinonmein aajaungiiii..."

Aur is lomdi ne kaha ki,
" Nandini,
Mere sapne phirse tod di tune... Kyaa kyaa socha Tha ki hum dono waha.....
Khair chod do...
Im gonna miss you...." and usne glicerine ke zariye Doo aansu bahaye....

I think ki Raj ki is performance ka prize directly use honeymoon pe hi milega....Naina ke haatho...

Iske baad Raj ne Maj. Bakshi ko bhi yeh kehkar pataya ki Nandini ne mission se delete hogayi he toh Naina ko hi add kar le kyunki unke pass koyi aur option nii he....

Itni hi kahani mujhe pata he...
Aur abh yeh scenes chal rahe he... yaha Raj ke room mein... Upsss....
Uski guestroom mein....
Jaha usike hi ex cadets aur uske forever friend tips de rahe he Honeymoon ke liye....

Ab main thode piche karke play kardu...
Woh kyaa he na mujhe last ke dialogues yaad ni he ki kisne bola Tha....

⏮ Play...."

Ali - " aur rath mein...."

Rajveer ( shockingly) - " rath mein kyaa Ali???"

Udi - " use bed pe sone dijiye aur aap..."

Alekh - " sofa pe...
Agar nii he toh zameen pe soneka...
Lekin apne behan ko....takleef nii hone chahiye...."

Naveen - " yeh koyi mentorship program he kyaa jaha Naina iske mentor he ....????
Aur woh janm se billi jaisi he...kahin pe bhi Soo jayegi...
Haa.. ab kuch din se is kothiyene uske aadatein bigad rakha he...."

Rajveer - " yeh kuch zyaada nii bolrahe he kyaa???" murmured....

Udi - " haa... Sir.. use subhah pyaar se utayiye..."

Ali - " Pooja ji ne bataya tha ki unhe..."

Naveen - " haa... Use pyaar se tahnde thande paani daalkar uta diyooo...
Woh bahot cute dikhti he cheede huye...
Personal experiences he Mera..."

Gunny - " and no romantic movie....
Particularly no English wali...."

Alekh - " sirf woh kyaa kehte he haa cartoons...."

Rajveer - " kyaa tum sabko mujh par BharosA nii he Kya???" yelled at them...

" Nii... bilkul nahi .." all said together... with a genuine smile....

Naveen - " lekin mujhe poora he...
Yeh bahot Shariff he..
Dekho isiliye Ghar kitna suna he..."

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Hey Darloos....
Main Naveen bol raha hu...
Aaj na sirf itna hi he Meri bakbak..

Woh tumhari pyaari dost aur Meriwali zubani yaar, Nandu kahi ud rahi he...shayad saathve aasaman mein ud rahi hogi....
Aur ude bhi kyu nii...
Raj ki phehla crush joh ban chuki he... Divya12121994 ki jaadu se...
Bichari ki saari raath neend ud gayi thi aur yeh woh screw theekh karne wale aaspatal ke teesri manzil tak jaate jaate bach gayi....Meri wajah se....

Waise,
Mera Veeru he hi itna khas ki saari ladkiyonki Sena uske piche lag jaati he sirf uske naam se hi....

Aur ek baath aapko batadu mein raaz ki....I mean next update ki...
Woh Nandu ko math Bata diyooo...ki Maine kaha he...
Next update ka naam he Saajhish....
Aur usmein hogi Raj ke khilaf ek bade aur khatarnak Saajhish ke kuch tippaniyaan....
Toh wait karo uske niche utarneka...

And yeh update ko main Capt. Naveen Singh Ahluwaliya,
(joh Nandu ke dost hu ulte seede kaamonka...)
dedicate karta hu ' Sapna Jahan' ka karta yaa fir kahu Karte...
Shri. Divya jii ko... Divya12121994
Love you truck bharke... Nandu ke Divya Di... Uski ek fantasy ko kahani mein hi sahi such banane ko....

Aur aap darshakooo....
Mere Bhai aur Darlingsooo,
Vote karoo...
Aur comments bhi....
(mere commentary par kuch zyaada dalna...)

love you too Sweethearts...
Arre, aapne toh hi I love you Naveen kaha Tha...
And Miss me...till you get next update....