This one is for  Syeda4you who is celebrating her 78th birthday 😘
Jeeti rahe tu aise hi....aur bus kuch saal Bache he Super senior citizen banne....baadmein party dediooo...

Happiest Birthday once again....

And really sorry guys for not updating Ishq regularly....I will try my best, jhel liyoo mere nakre.....

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A wave of silence danced in the room.....
and he " the confused Atma " was standing with his head bowed, hands folded against his chest, mouth sealed, in front of his own cadets.....

( Naveeen hota toh bolta,
Bhade pe cadets kaun leta he Bhai....😝 )

Huda moved towards him and whispered,
" Aapse mujhe yeh ummed nii thi sirji.....
Nauvi (9th ) mein aapne woh sub....

Chiiiiiiii Chiiiiii Chiiiii......"

He said indirectly pouring ghee in aag.....which was already on high flame.....
And inturn received a deadly glare from Rajveer.....

Rajveer raised his head, trying to take a stand for himself,
" Alekh jaise tum soch rahe ho waise kuch....."

He said looking at Alekh who was finding any equipment to burn alive his to be jija....who was on the edge of hurting his behna....

Alekh turned instantly making Rajveer's heart skip a beat,
" Apun ko aapke raasleela mein koyi interest nii he...."

He said shaking his head, deeply disappointed by Rajveer's acts....

Why he won't be???
After all he is Naina's eklauta zinda brother....

Rajveer's eyes hopped out of the sockets,
" RASLEELA ???...."
He whispered making himself believe in what he was hearing.....

Huda enjoying the bangra on this awsome chance,
" Aaj toh ek saamne aayi he...pata nii aur bhi kitne ladkiyonke saath inhone jhol kiye honge.....

KMA mein toh inki Ritu jii thi aur Bahar Nandini......"

Rajveer cutting his words,
" Cadet. Huda, aap thodi der chup rahenge....

Joh bhi mere aur Anu ke beech mein hua woh Mera personal matter he aur aap dono...."

He was about to bash Huda then and there Alekh turned him by shoulder.....

Alekh - " aur apun ka behan ka kyaa ???

Maine dekha he usko khudke ansu chupate huye......

Aap nii apun tha uske saath jab woh shaadi ke mandap Tak aake lauti thi.....

Uska Dil main dobara tootne nii de sakta apun....chaahe uske liye aapke tange kyun na todna padhe apun logonko....."

Alekh said getting little emotional at stupid acts of Rajveer....by pointing at his deeds which he didn't even remember.....

Huda not letting Alekh to spit out something that will end up in hurting Rajveer,
" Abe quidi....inko kyaa samjha Raha...

Chal hum dono masth do bottle......"

Rajveer keeping a hand on Alekh's shoulder,
" Kehna kyaa chahte ho tum????

Naina ka Dil Maine phehle bhi toda he???..."

Alekh requesting him,
" Matlab aap ab bhi todenge??...." 

Huda changing the topic,
" Sirji, woh joh manager ko phasane wale the hum aaj rat....uska koyi backup plan banaya he aapne????....

Ab yeh math kehna ki kuch nii socha....

Kehne ko aap senior he humara aur mission ke saare kaam.hum do sambhal rahe....aapki toh aish horahi Phoolan ke saath.....band kamre mein....."

Rajveer ignoring his dialogues, not at all scolding him for the words he used to describe about him and his Naina,

" Mujhe jaan na he ki hua kyaa tha.....jabse yeh accident hua he main dekh raha ki sub mujhse kuch chupa rahe he...

Mere samajhmein yeh nii aata ki,
Sub kuch batadiya toh yeh konsi baat he joh mujhe Bata hi nii rahe tum log....

Aisa kyaa hua tha mere ateet mein,
Just jaan nee ka haq khud mujhe nii he????

Alekh, tum mujhe batavoge ki main Naina se hi jaake......."

He threw the last arrow left in his quiver.... triggering both of them, as he knew she meant everything for this two idiots....

Alekh sliping in his trap,
" Aapun ki behan ki Shaadi...."

Not listening to him,
Rajveer - " mujhe pata he ki Naina ki Shaadi uski mentor ke saath fix hua tha....aur usne mandap Tak aake uske saath chod di...
Kyunki saamne Mr and Mrs. Ahluwaliya the....

Waise bhi kitna fattu higa woh insaan,joh apne pyaar ka haath aise hi chod di....

Budda bhi hoga na woh, shayad Maj. Nair ka age ka hoga, tab hi toh Naina ke maa baba ne Shaadi se inkaar ki....

Aise insaan se tum do ne...."

He started complaining about his imaginary Naina's mentor, being pissed of this topic as Naina herself unveiled her and her mentor's romantic nights stories several times during last few days....

Huda enjoying the free show of his sirji making kachra of his own izzat,
" Shaadi karne hi kyun di ???...

Yahi sawal tha na aapka???...."

Rajveer nodding his head, kept his arm on Huda's shoulder in a friendly way,
"Exactly...
Now you got my point.... Cadet. Huda.."

Huda - " oh kyaa he na sirji,
Apni Phoolan na badi diwani ban gayi thi us bande ke pyaar mein....bilkul Kishan ke Meera jaisi....."

Rajveer making a frustrated face,
" Are, woh aadmi toh chichoraaa ek number ka girgit hoga, jisne apne hi protege se pyaar Karli....

Yeh Cadet. Singh ko us chutiye se pyaar kaise hogaya??? ..."

Huda - " nii nii sirji...
Banda phehle fisla tha iske jaal mein...bataya hi nii...Phoolan ko...."

Rajveer offended by his words, murmured,
" Dikhave ka pyaar hoga...." then said loudly,

"Phir pata Chala kaise???..."

Huda - " jab usne bolaaa...."

Answered immediately....

Rajveer - " kab ??..."

Huda once saw Rajveer who was literally pleading to him to know the truth and then at the ceiling thinking of something nautorious,and finally decided to irritate the cute monster of his life who made his cadet,
" the Amardeep Huda " ran for kms just to buy a helmet for Rajveer as he forget to visit Naina's quarter with one.....

Huda - " Yeh toh Phoolan hi jaane...." and then remembering something like a real gossip king, he mumbled in Rajveer's ears,

" Yeh udti udti khabar bhi aayi thi ki woh banda na seedha gusa tha base, jaha Phoolan mission pe gayi thi aue waha jaake usne subke saamne....."

Rajveer holding his heart which was at the edge of getting huge attacks,
" Subke saamne kyaa ?????...."

Huda in a relaxed tone,
" Bus pakadke ek woh Diya tha...."

Rajveer matching his tone,
" Haan haan....bus woh diya hoga....
Woh..."

Suddenly something struck his mind,
" Waise Diya kyaa tha???!...."

Huda - " wahi sirji....joh dete he...."
He said with a shy smile....

Rajveer in a confused baby tone,
" Wahii.....kyaa dete he??!...."

Huda - " Wahi joh us bande ne Phoolan ko diya tha..."

He again played ringa ringa rosa  holding Rajveer's brain.....

Rajveer in a Stern tone,
" Cadet. Aap mujhe batayenge ki actually mein Naina ke mentor ne Diya kyaa tha Naina ko waha....subke saamne???

Ring ???
Phool??
Roses???..."

Huda - " gulaab toh phool hi he na sirji???..."
He asked not daring to care about Rajveer's anger....

Rajveer - " Cadet. Hu...."

Alekh came between two and stood with a devilish swag,
" Chumma Diya tha...."

Rajveer lips turned into a 'O' shaped one listening to Alekh's words....and covered his lips as if he just smooched.......his own.....?????

Alekh  received a clap from Huda for his hosh udaving dialogue,
" Bole toh kiss ..."

Rajveer's hands unconsciously moved towards his heart,
" Kiss ???...."

Alekh - " Wahi joh angrezi log karte he...."

then holding Rajveer by waist, and pulling him towards themselves,

" Aise pakadkar...."

He titled his head slightly.....making Huda die out of laughter seeing Rajveer's pale blood drained face.....

" Joh dete he..."

Rajveer jumped sideways, saving his izzat from this two lafanda logs and touched his ears ranting something, may be of shuddhikaran mantra....

Huda snapped Raj,
" Kyun Sirji???

Dil ka daura padha??

Aapke Ritu jii ko bulavun???......"

Rajveer got his senses back after some seconds and  glared at Alekh,
" Huda ka toh paidaishi besharam he....

Lekin Alekh tum???
Tumse mujhe yeh unmeed nii thi...."

He mildly scolded Alekh for using that kind of words..... in front of his teacher....upss ex teacher....

Alekh looking at Rajveer in horror, amazed with his accusion...is he the same one who didn't thought for a second before stealing a kiss from Naina, in front of his commanding officer, Col. Khan, during some official meeting.....?????

Alekh gauged at Huda passing this question through telepathy.....and Huda answered...

" Abe shaane woh chod....in hone to mujhe Bahar watchman banake rakha tha taaki inke personal drills nein koyi atank na machaye ...."

Alekh getting amused, requestioned,
" Waise yeh scene hua kab tha???...."

Huda loudly, making Rajveer's ears stand,
" Mogamboo ke kamre ke Bahar...."

Rajveer - " kaun mogamboo??..."

He asked as he didn't remembered about entry,action scenes, emotional blackmails, games played by Mogamboo in his life.....

Huda -  " Yeh achcha he sirji....
Joh aapne kiya woh sub Raasleela the, bhagwan Sri Krishna ke.....

Agar hum ne.....ek shabdh chook se muh se nikala bhi toh...."

Alekh completing Huda's words,
" Aapun logonka character dheela he...."

By then,
Naveen entering the room, in empty hand sighed in relief, after finding Rajveer there....

Of course he didn't heard any of the uper ka Devine dialogues as he just entered the scene....

Naveen looking at you guys, upss his pyaare sweethearts,
" Oyee,
Aise kyaa dekh rahe ho mujhe...
Jaise interesting film ke beech interval aagaya ho.....

Main gaya tha Gudiya ko lene....taaki usko aagah ar sakun ki uske, honenwala Pati uske peet peeche kyaa Raasleela macharaha.....

Lekin woh toh sawarne mein itne busy he ki meri baatein sunii hi nii....achcha hua ki mujhe waiter ne Bata Diya ki yeh teen yaha he....

Warna main is badi bhool bhulaiyya sa hotel mein apne Veeru ko kaise dhoondta...

Mere bina jiyega kaise woh???...."

Rajveer - " Character dheela ???..."

Naveen with a broad smile,
" Kisne Meri tareef ki ???
I know mere pyaare darlings nee hi kiye honge....

Lekin aawas toh suni suni kyun lag rahi he??!...."

Alekh - " Joh aapne apun ko kaha wahich....

Naina apun ki behan he...."

Naveen - " Meri bhi ..."

He stood behind Alekh to understand what he missed out....

Huda - " aur Meri nahi he...."
He said instantly....

Alekh - " aur apun uske hisse ka har khabar pe nazar rakhega...ismein galat kyaa he??...."

He asked raising his one eyebrow....

Naveen - " jaise main aaj bhu rakh raha hu..."

Rajveer - " per aise???..."

Alekh and Naveen in Union,
" kaise???..."

Rajveer taking a long breath in order to calm down his nerves,
" I mean...aise uske personal baaton ko...."

Huda - " konsi wali???..."

Naveen keeping his elbow on Huda's shoulder,
" Haan Bhai kaunsi wali???..
Mere Bina tum sub konse aise personal baatein Kar rahe ho???...."

Rajveer - " abhi joh tumne bataya...."

Huda stubbornly,
" Humne toh bahot baatein batayi he sirji....
Aap kaunse wale ko 'personal' keh rahe???..."

Naveen - " isne Veeru ko yeh thodi na bataya ki yeh lattu banke kisi aur ke saath nii Gudiya ka ird gird ghoom raha tha...."

Rajveer bowing his head,
" wahi ki Naina....kisss ....
suubke saamne....uske mentor ..."

He said stammering in between....

Naveen dropping himself on the floor, started wailing loudly,
" Isne toh Veeru ko sub kuch batadiya....
Ab uska bp heart beat sub badhenge..

Usko kuch hogaya toh????

Mere bhatiji ka kyaa hoga???...."

Huda pointing at Rajveer, whispered in Alekh's ear,
" Koyi roo raha he ke???..."

And Naveen heard it clearly...looked at Huda wondering how he heard his wails....

Alekh - " kisi ka Dil toota he.... " whispered back....

Naveen immediately getting up,
" Tum dono sun rahe ho mujhe???... "

Huda giving his attention towards Raj,
" woh wali baat...
.usmein galat kyaa tha???...."

Alekh - " do bichde premi ek dusre ke baahonmein......"

Rajveer closed his ears,
" Please....aage math bolo ....."

Huda - " kyun Sirji???
Kyaa hua??...."

Alekh bobbed his head getting nostalgic about those days,
" Aapko sunke hi aisa laga toh socho apun ko dekh ke kaisa laga hoga..."

Rajveer - " WTF... "
He screamed.   

Huda smirked hearing those devine filled words from his sirji's mouth after so many days.....

Alekh - " apun ne toh khudko bunker ke ander gaadi diya tha.....aur aap...."

dangerously glaring at Rajveer,

" Warning de nii sakte the ki waha ku chi Koo karenge.....apun bhag jaata phehle hi...."

Huda - " aue main dekhne aajata ..."

Rajveer - " main???...."

Naveen - " shaitanooo,
Tum dono Kar kyaa rahe???...."

He asked as his nose recognised some fishy smell....

Huda joining him to pull Rajveer's leg carefully so that he could know the actual truth,
" Haan aapne bataya kyun nii???...."

Rajveer little bit guiltily,
" Main thodi na tha waha pe,
Warna Naina ko...."

Alekh in a flow,
" Aap nii the toh BC aaya tha kyaa waha.... chumma Dene...."

Naveen and Huda in union,
" BC / Taau ???...."

They shouted making Rajveer's and Alekh's heart skip a beat...

Alekh - " apun ka Matlab tha ki Rajveer sir ne hi usko waha subke saamne pakadke....woh sub kiya tha....
Haan.... Rajveer sir ne hi kiya tha...

uper se yeh bhi bola ki duty hours khatam hote hi quarters mein aajana...."

He uttered in one breath without realizing what he was blurting out....

Huda danced on bhangra after making Rajveer know about the facts, all those dumbs were hiding from him.....even he was enjoying Rajveer's halat but not at the cost of his sirji's  peace of mind....
His sirji mattered subse uper to him....and that's why this he played this game without getting in the eyes of everyone....
he mentally planned drink ten more glass of lassi after tieing the Raina in a single knot....

Alekh held Rajveer who was about to kiss the ground,
" Rajveer sir woh apun bus..  aise hi...."

Huda - " Haan sirji....aap bilkul bhi woh buddhe tharki faddu bakchod dhakkan aadmi nii he ..."

Cutting Alekh's words he rethrew Rajveer's gaalis at him smartly unveiling the truth....

" Aap aur Phoolan toh Raadha aur Krishna jaise he....ismein change bus itna hi he ki aap dono Shaadi karne wale the....

aur Taau toh khud aapke baarat mein naache the...."

Alekh slapped his own forehead at Huda's words who revealed everything.....

Huda letting Rajveer to collect everything he put inside his ghajini brain....
" o teriiii.....
Woh Manager toh 6 baje Lulia (spy) se Milne jaaraha tha....abhi toh sirf 5 min Bache he....."

Alekh - " lekin sir...."

Rajveer mumbled,
" Main theekh hu ...tum dono jaavo....

Mission important he...."

And in a rocket speed Huda dragged Alekh along with him only to leave Rajveer alone...???

Alone???

Aapna bhoot kaha Gaya.....

Uper toh nii he???

Fan ke pankh pe bhi nii....

Bahar bhi nii he,
Balcony pe....

Fir toh....

Naveen - " Satyanashhhhhhhh......

Ab toh gaya Mera Veeru ...

Nii nii aaraha mere pass.....ab toh Dil ka daura padega na use....yeh jaan ke ki itne din leechad mawali kamina halkat lafander socha tha,

woh yeh khud hi he....

Itne din khudko hi itna underetimate kiya... khudkoo kitna changa change gaali deta gaya.....

Parsoo toh Gudiya ke saamne boldiya ki suvar ka pilla tha uska mentor.....

nii nii iskoo thodi na yaad he ki kitne wine ke bottle khali ki he isne ..... Huda ko tips dete....apne experience se....

Waise yeh pagal bhi hogaya kyaa!??

Muskura Raha???....

Muskura kyun Raha he???

Matibrasth toh nii Karli khudka???

mere Veeru, mere Raju....
Yaar tu Agra nii jaayega...

hasna band karna...."

He started sobbing seeing Rajveer's Condition who was looking happy with few lines of confusion written on his face....

Without knowing his yaar hawling like a magarmach,
Rajveer closed his eyes sinking in Alekh's words and finally being able to join the dots, he doubted to be the truth....but in a different way....

" Aisa hi thodi na intelligence join kiya he Maine, dekhoo paheli sulajh gayi....

Aakhir suchka saamna ho hi gaya....ki Naina ke Shaadi kisi aur se nii mujhse huyi thi, I mean Tay huyi thi....

Kyunki she loves me....and I lo....." pausing a little,

" Aur usko phehle kiss bhi Maine hi Kiya tha....un badal jaise zulfon mein ungliyaan Meri hi fas gayi thi....uske nainomwin khoya bhi main hi tha....."

He started reciting again replaying the scenes which happened in small intervals of this honeymoon with her.....

His Naina....

Naveen - " bol kyaa Raha he tu Veeeru????

Kyaa hua tha Gudiya aur tere beech jab main waha nii tha???...."

He asked sitting beside him to know more....with a puppy face.....

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And you guys wait till next update to know about
" those scenes ".....which occurred mistakenly ( pre-planned he boss ) between Raina.....

Aapke,
Nandu....