Main aagaya....
Woh Navaratri thi na...
Yaha swarg mein Apsaravonko ko thoda help chahiyeta to main....
Aap samajh rahe honaa...
Ab batavoo ki,
Kon kon mujhe miss kar raha Tha???

Suna he ki Meri gharwali baanne ko koyi tayyar he yaha...???
Love you future Mrs.NSA mujhe chunne ke liye...
Apne boriyaa bister baandhoo, hum ud ke shadi karenge, swarg mein...
Yaa fir, intezaar karo, dusre fic mein....

And baaki ke mere pyaari behanonka toli....
Rishwat ko ikatta karo, mujhe dene ke liye...kyunki u hi free mein setting nii karane Wala main apne Veeru se tumlogonkaaa...

Chuhiya ko hum solitary confinement ki saza deke tumse shadi karadungaa....jis kisine meri sharte poori kiya toh...

Chalo....apne business shuru karte he....

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Rajveer - " dekhoo...
Kisiko kaano kaan khabar nii honi chahiye ki Maine tumse yeh sab details..." he was talking to 'Leo', one of his secret source.... sitting in his room...( Guest room re....) in a low voice....

" And is phone pe dobara call math Karna and mujhe contact tab Tak nii Karna jab tak main tumhe koyi signal na du... And..." Stopped feeling someone's presence behind him.....

Rajveer - " tum?? " shocked to see Naina there....

Naina - " aap busy ho??? "
She asked lowering her eyes.... holding something in her hand....

Rajveer - " haa... Woh call...
I mean nii..." fumbled....

Naina - " agar busy ho toh call cut karlijiye...
Mujhe aapse kuch baatein karni he...." And settled on his bed comfortably...

Rajveer - " kahin isne Meri baatein toh ni sunli????.."mumbled
" main rakhta hu..." he ended the the call in a force....

Naveen - " Abe, use nii toh mujhe hi sunne deta...
Mera aane see phehle hi call cut kardiya???...." and tried to peek his phone,
"lo, ab phirse upperwala ko rishwath khilana hoga
Tere secrets jaanne ke liye...
Kitna baatein chupata he is bechare aatma see..
Taras khaa saale...."

Naina - " hogaya aapka???
Main abh bolu??? " said in a irritated tone....

Naveen - " haa, bolo Maate...
Iska toh kismat mein Tere baatein sunna aur gussa jhelna likhe he..."

Rajveer - " haa.. " said getting ready for facing his death....

Naina - " yeh lijiye, kuch Mission ki details he ismein..." and handed over him a pendrive....

Rajveer - " Bach gaya.." he sighed in relief....

Naina - " kuch bola aapne..."

Rajveer - " nii... Kuch nii.
Bus itni hi baath..." asked curious about another packet she was holding....

Naina - " aapko dinner ke liye bulane aayi thi..." said checking something....

Naveen - " yeh lo, jagga jaasoos kaam pe lagi..."

Raj - " ha... Kuch dhoond rahi ho??? " asked following her eyes...

Naina - " aapne ab tak packing nii Kiya???..."

Raj - " woh..." tried to find any reasons....as he don't want his izzat to become kachra by telling about the dhamkees he got from her bros....

Naina - " aap hatiye...main kardeti hu..." she took a bag by pushing Raj on bed..

Then took some warm clothes from the wardrobe, few of his jackets, his favorite hoodie....
Rajveer was observing her carefully.... especially how specifically she knows about his stuffs....

Naina showing a small packet she bought with her,
" Yeh Mera kuch dresses he..." and kept it inside his bag....
" Woh Meri bag mein jagah nii he..." she said looking at his confused face....

Naveen - " wah!!!
Ab lag raha he ki yeh dono suchmein Honeymoon jaarahe he...."

Rajveer - " thanks..." and kept the bag neatly...on the couch...

Naina - " bus thanks...
Mere service charge...." she whined face like a kid asking for a candy...which came like a small surprise for him...

Rajveer - " kyaa ???...." asked not knowing what she was referring to....

Naina - " aap mujhe Ooty mein long drive pe le jaayenge....
Hmm???" asked making a puppy face which fluttered Raj's heart...

Rajveer - " done..." to which Naina gave a broad smile....

Naveen - " kyu bande ka bacha kuch memory barbaad Kar rahi he tu??
Bagal mein tujhe bitakar khak drive karega yeh...." Slapping his own head...he went outside....

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Ritu - " Naveen tum yaha ho...
Kaha kaha dhoonda tumhe..." shouted from behind....

Hearing her sudden yell, Naveen fell on the ground....from Fan's wings...

Naveen - " kyaa bhootni....
Tu aaram se insaan ko ek jagah baitne bhi nii de sakti???..." he return yelled caressing his bum...which was paining...

Ritu - " phehli baath koyi u fan pe nii latakta....
aur doosra, tum insaan nii bhooth hoo.... Woh bhi nautanki se bhara..." and sat on the couch....

Naveen - " ab bakegi ki kyu dhoond rahithi mujhe...." layed on the two wings....as he currently is not capable sit on his...????

Ritu - " sun.... Main Naina ke room mein gayi thi, aur....
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Naina - " bol Leo...." said receiving a call....

Leo - " Bhabijii...
woh Rajveer sir ka call aaya tha... Woh aapke KMA ke training days especially aapke mentor ke baarein mein pooch rahe the...
Unhe shak hogaya he ki..." He stopped don't knowing how to tell the matter....

Naina - " yahi na ki Mera aur mere tharki mentor ka shadi fix hua tha..." she sighed... mentally blaming God, for trapping her in this Chakravyuh....

Leo - " ha... Main unko ab kyaa jawab du???....
Unse kahu ki woh tharki wahi he??? I mean kiska naam lu???..."

Naina - " main unhe sambhaleti hu... Tum kuch dinoki chutti manavoo...aur Chaubey ji ko us Chudail per...I mean..."

Leo - " us Capt. Nandini ko hum sambhalenge....
Aap dono honeymoon jaakar enjoy kijiye...." chuckled ...

Naina - " haa... " said absent mindedly, then,
" What???..." shouted in shock....

Leo - " kuch nii Bhabijii....
Happy journey...
Bye..." he ended the call...

Naina - " sab mere piche kyu padhe he??? " pausing a little, the picking Raj's jacket,
"Hey Naveen Bhai...
aapko yahi dost mila tha friendship band baand ne..." said looking at Naveen's picture hanging on the wall...
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Naveen - " yeh achcha he...
Mere toh hazaro dost he...
Is chuhiya ko Mera hi Raj Mila tha dhore daalne..." he turned and sat on his bum,
" Ahhha..."

Ritu - " aur tu Bata ki, yeh fan ko bed banake kyu let huye the???"asked keeping her hands on waist... flying near him....I mean pankha...

Naveen - " tu ab kise suduce karne ke liye backless blouse wali saare phehenti he??" said eyeing on her dreamily......

Ritu - " kyu Meri wajah se already late. NSA ban chuka he...
ab great late NSA banna he???...." she said showing him a bottle full of poison....

Naveen - " woh tune poocha tha na ki maine uper pankhe pe kyaa Kar raha Tha..." tried to change the topic and save his life???,
" Main soch raha Tha ki main Raina ke saath honeymoon jaavu yaa niii...
I mean main kaise???..."

Ritu - " tu duniya phehla insaan ups... Bhooth hoga joh yeh sochke parishan ho raha he ki, use apne jeeja aur behan ke saath honeymoon pe jaana he yaa nii...." and sat close to Naveen....on another wing....

Naveen - " door rehke baath Kar tu... Kyaa pata kaat waat daaldi toh..." and tried to jump on the couch...

Ritu - " chal yaar...
waise bhi hamara bhi honeymoon ka kharcha bach jaayega..." said huskily holding Naveen by collar....

Naveen - " Naina....bachavooo.... Warna yeh bhootni mujhe khaa jaayegi... " he shouted and went inside Raina's bedroom.....where he saw Naina sitting in phoolan's avatar...

Naveen - " aaj kiski waat lagne waali he???..." he turned to climb the fan to have a clear view and saw Gunny sitting on the couch...

Naina - " nii Gunny... Yeh nii hoga..."

Gunny - " Naina, Raj mujhe zinda chahiye...." said still in his icu mode on...

Naveen - " Abe, mere Raj ko kon maarna chahta he???...." shouted....

Naina - " Matlab....
Tum yeh kehrahe ho ki main apne Raj ko...." took a pillow, pointed on his face...

Gunny - " Babu, tum jaisi baath karti ho...usase jaisi chipakti ho, dekh dekh ke sharmati ho....
use dekh ke Raj ko kyaa kisi ko bhi free ka uper ka ticket mil jaayega..." and tried to flew away.... before she caught his neck...

Naina - " kyaa yaar.....
Fir main unhe hum dononke baarein mein yaad kaise....
Unhone kisi aur ke saath shadi karli toh, Mera kyaa hoga???
Aur mere bachche???..." said getting confused to how to operate the Gajhini....

" Bachche????...." shouted Naveen and Gunny in Union...but as usual, no one heard the voice of our poor soul....

Naina - " shant hojaavo...
Mama nii bane aap abhi Tak...
Is maamle mein na aapke woh tharki dost maahir he....

Jab dekho tab, ek packet humesha rakhte he apne pass...." she said casually...
Gunny sighed in relief hearing this and Naveen frowned....

Gunny - " ab na tu apna muh latka math..." said looking at Naina's pale face...

Hearing it,
Naveen eyes shined light CFL bulb....
" Mujhe bol rah he..."

Gunny - " Naina..." he called her with a authoritative tone...

Naveen - " matlb woh line mere liye nii Tha???
Koyi Meri parva kyu nii karta???.." he cried shedding cute panda's tears....

Gunny - " Ek kaam Kar, tu usase firse apne liye pyaar jaga...
Waise bhi lattu bana ghoom raha he Tere aas pass.... "

Naveen - "Us major ka bhi haddi toda tha usne.... jalke....
Aahamm.....
Yeh Kon mujhe chuh raha he..." turned to his right side, and saw Ritu in a hot 2 piece.... looking at her like a road side loafer, then composing himself,

" Yaha insaan ko do wakth ki roti nii milti... tu toh aish Kar rahi he...bhooth banke...
Aur yeh apne geele Baal bandlo... Warna..." he tried to be normal... controlling the tension which his harmones are giving to his dukhi aatma....

Ritu - " kyu...
Mere gile gile baal dekh ke tumse control nii horaha..." said opening his upper shirt's buttons....

Naveen - " nii... gandi Bhuh aarahi he...
Woh moonsilk shampoo lagaya kar..." he again tried to escape...

Ritu - " Naveen, waha storeroom Khali he...
Chalona..." Said peeping inside his shirt....

Naveen - " mere yaar ne achchi kaam wali bayi rakha he....
Fir bhi tum clean karna chahti ho toh akeli jaavo..." saying this he took a flight from the window and landed on Rajveer's guest room.... But no one was there....
Then he straight away settled on dining room's fan...

Rajveer - " toh fir kiske pass he???...."

Gunny - " yeh apne Dil ke baath Kar raha he??? .." whispered coming out of the room....

Naina - " inhe pata bhi nii he ki unke dil gayab he...." said timidly with a sad tone...

Alekh - " ab aapko apna phone kyu chahiye??? " asked from behind....

Huda - "kyu Matlab??? us Nandini ko phone karne...
Samjhakaro Quidi..." said trying to ignite fire inside Naina's garam dimag...

Naina - " Toh main cab book karvadu???..." asked looking at Rajveer, dialling a number...

Rajveer snatching phone from her hands,
" Kyu???
Tum Ghar kyu chod rahi hoo????.."

Naveen - " rassi jal gayi lekin bal nii gaya abhi Tak...
Yaadash gayi, lekin apne wali ko ek pal door nii rakh sakta...

Raj, time he abhi...
Bhagh le is darindi ke chungul see...." he said opening the door...with his special air bending power....

Naina - " main nii, aap...
Jaayiye...apne Nandini ke pass.

Waise bhi uske pati ke saath aapko bhi taare dikhayegi woh...
Experience hoga aapko right?????
Taare dekhne ka uske saath???.." she asked getting irritated with this Nandini rag...

Huda - " wah!!!
Dekhoo, darwaza bhi khul gaya..
Jaavooo...
Main saman lata hu..." and went inside Rajveer's room....

Rajveer - " Naina....
Bus... Koyi aisa waisa rista nii tha mere aur tumhare us Chudail ke beech...."

Ritu - " Chudail!!!!
kyaa baath he Capt. upss...Major....
aap toh improve hogaye..." clapped and sat beside Naveen... and instantly Naveen jumped on another wing....

Naina - " Abhimanyu sir ne bataya tha mujhe aap dono ke baarein mein...."

Rajveer - " we are just dating....
Tum joh soch rahi ho....
Infact, I'm still vir..." he was about to proudly blurt out, Gunny tapped his shoulder and asked him to keep silent...

And Rajveer closed his mouth with a puppy face....

Naina - " pata he...
Kitne paani mein ho aap...
Chalo...
Dinner karlo...
Waise bhi apke screw dheela he...
Girgaya toh, main kaha se laaungi nayi...." murmurred and dragged a chair for her....

On Pankha....

Ritu - " Navu....sunonaa...." she poked him a bit...

Naveen - " bol bhootni..
Aur choona math apne us lambe neurolac wale naakhoon see..." said looking at her red nailpainted fingers...

Ritu - " hum bhi chalte he na...unke saath honeymoon pe...
Please naa..." She moved close to him.....

Naveen - " yeh dialogue, neeche maara hota to...shayd maanta...
Ab na mere bahot Meeras he...joh mere naam ko Krishna ke naam jaisa lete he...

Waise bhi tum budhi ho chuki ho...
Jaavo....jakar kisi Mogamboo part 2 ko line mar...." and pushing her away, he went to hear Jija and Saala talks...

In Rajveer's room

Alekh - " apun ko kuch baath karna he aapse..." said knocking the door...

Rajveer - " ander aavo cadet....Capt. Sharma...." he slapped his forehead in middle...

Alekh - " woh Apun ki behan..."

Rajveer - " ko haath nii lagaunga, use bed par sulavunga...subha pyaar se utavunga... gussa nii karunga....
Aur...." he was remembering their dhamkiyaas...

Alekh - " nii sir...
Naina na pagal he thodi si..."

Naveen - " really!!!
Thodi si???
Poora ka poora cartoon he woh...."

Alekh - " aaj kal bachche bhi uski jaise nii rote... toh dhyan rakhna...usko daure nii pade..."

Naveen - " ise padhe to....uske chipakne see????"

Alekh - " aur uske Maa baaba ka do saal phehle accident mein...." he stopped holding his tears...

Rajveer - " what???
Iske matlb Mr and Mrs. Ahluwaliya nii rahe???..." asked getting shocked with his words...

Wiping his tears,
" Jab Naina ki shadi tooti, unhone use Ghar mein band karke rakha Tha...
Aur usi saal unke.....
Toh aap use is baarein mein koyi baatich nii karege..."

Rajveer - " haa...
Lekin Naina ki shadi kisase hone waali thi???." he asked trying to know the nagmani's secret....

Naveen - " is emotional scenes ke beech tujhe yeh jaanna he???
Apne keemti aansu thoda bahavoo...
Kanjoos...." and intentionally threw some dust in Rajveer's eyes....so that his wish get fulfilled...

Rajveer rubbing his eyes,
" Bolonaa..."

Alekh - " yeh aap khud hi apne protege see ...." bit his lip realising his blooper....and Rajveer saw him with a shiny cracker eyes....

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Hey Darloos....
Capt. Naveen Singh Ahluwaliya here...

Chalo....firse Meri bak bak Sunni he toh apne bak bak chaalu karo....

Nahi toh main,
Doc.Reshma... yaa fir Annie ke saath ud jaaunga....aage ke kahani bataye bager...

Aadhi Thank you DaringDevilA is naye mask ke liye....
Lekin main nii hu ismein...
Aapse bolke bhi kyaa faayda...mere karta ko hi yaad nii tha Mera...
Uski toh....upsss....no sorry...

Cya....milte he agle episode mein....