Rajveer - " Sachmein kitna achche din te na woh jab hum Muchchad ke band bajake ke yese behave karte the ki humne kuch Kiya hi nahi...
Hahahaha...
I miss those days Nandini...."

Naveen - " shayad mein apni woh brown color ki jhoote waha swarg mein bhool aaya...."

Nandini - " main bhi un dinonko bahot miss karti hu Raj...
especially Naveen aur tumhe....
Tumhe yaad he jab tum donone girls hostel humla boldiya tha, aur Lolita mam ko pata chalgaya tha,....
Kaise bhag gaye the tum dono...
Hahahah" she was laughing holding Rajveer's upper arm....

Naveen - " haath chodo uska, yeh Mera honewala jeeja he...
Ek km distance maintain karke baath karo...
Nii tum ek duniya ka distance maintain karoo... "

Rajveer - " us din waha main aur Naveen nahi...
Abhi aur Naveen the... Nandini.
Aaj bhi tum us kaand mein Mera hi naam leti hu....
It's not fair ..." he said making a face...

Naveen - " it's not fair ki bachcha...
Zyaada has math, agar Meri behan ko pata Chala ki tu yaa apne ex pyar se baatein Kar raha he, tujhe ulte latka degi gaav ke fair mein....

Yeh Chudail, Dayan, Chipkali,....etc.... Yeh yaha aayi phool leke aur tu phigal gaya....
2 minute phehle toh Naina ke yaad mein ro raha tha ki do din se dekha nahi karke....
Ab ise dekhte hi Naina ko bhool gaya....

Sade huye naariyal leke aavoo... Koyi...
Mujhe iske sir par phodne Doo... Phir shayad iske kopdi kuch chalne lage....

Aur is Nandini ke aatma ko thandak nii pahunchi, Meri Raina ki shadi ek baar todke...
Phir aagayi...
Yeh Gunny kaha gaya???
Yaa phir woh moti nurse mil jaaye... Use is par gira ke ise chatni banaunga...."

Nandini - " toh, doc ne kab discharge karenge kuch kaha kyaa???"..

Naveen - " kyu??? Ise Ghar le jaakar iske aarti utaregi apne pati ke saath bitakar????
Ispe koyi film banavo, ek taraf Ghar Wala aur dusri taraf hot biceps Wala..."

Rajveer - " Gunny keh raha Tha ki aaj sham ko.."stopped seeing Gunny there...

Gunny - " Mrs. Gupta visitors hour khatam hogayi he... Aap yaha se jaa sakti he..." he said opening door for her....

Nandini - " so rude Gunny...."

Naveen - " nahi... Tujhe toh poore shagun ke saath thali dekar bolna chaiyetha kyaa ki Devi Nandini aap Bahar jaayiye...
Aur kabhi laut Kar math aayiye...
Kamini mere hi behan ko dhamki deti he..."

Rajveer - " uske taraf se mein maafi maagta hu... "

Nandini cupping his face,
" It's okay Raj... Main Kal aati hu..."

Naveen - " bina chuye tu baath nii  Kar sakti chipku kahiki....
Aur bada bolke gayi... Main Kal aati hu... aur isne haste haste sir hiladiya..
Poore do din se sir ghoomake rakh Diya he is khoye huye premiyoke punarmilan ne....

Ise koyi kaam kyu nii deta... do din se yahi padi huyi he....
Phokat ka Captain he... Koyi ise Pakistan yaa fir Afghanistan bhejdo spy banke... Poore mission ko single handedly wat lagayegi yeh.....

Aur yeh Gunny yesa sir pe hath rakhe kyu baita he????"

Rajveer - " Gunny, Nandini se yese rudely baath karne ki kyaa zaroorat thi??"

Gunny - " aap devta he... Sab kuch bhulakar Mogamboo ko bhi gale lagane tayyar he...
Lekin main nahi...
Yeh Jo ladki gayi he, yaha see...
Woh ladki nii black magic mein maharath hasil ki he...
Jaha bhi jati he waha ki khushiyaan udake le jaati he..."

Rajveer - " stop talking rubbish Gunny...."

Hearing this Gunny took the scissor in his hand and,
" Agar tune is baar ise support kiya toh main tujhe isI se mar kar seedha Ritu ke pahunchavunga..."

Rajveer - " aisa kyaa Kiya usne ki tum itna uchal rahe ho???"

Gunny - " Meri bahan ki shadi tudvayiye usne....
Ab khush..." saying this he left banging the door....

Rajveer - " are Bhai Meri yaadash gayi he...
Kuch toh reham karo mujhpe...
Mujhe kyaa pata hoga ki kisne kyaa Kiya????"

Naveen - " Tera ander ka instinct he woh kaha mar gaya???
Usase negative energy ka bhu nii tumhe????"

Rajveer - " Gunny ne kaha ki uski behan ki shadi tudvayiye he Nandini ne... Iska matlab isine Naina ki shadi...."

Naveen - " Naina ki nii tum dononki shadim...
Kab samjhega bhudduram tu???"

Rajveer - " us tharki se hone se roka????..."

Naveen - " aisa phehli baar dekha he ki koyi apne aap ko aisa shubh shubh shabdh se bula raha he..."

Rajveer - " Achcha Kiya....
Lekin mujhe is sab se kyu farak pad raha he????
Kisi ki shadi tooti he, aur main yaha..."

Naveen- " kisi ki nii... Teri...
Tujhe intelligence officer kisne banaya????"

Rajveer - " Shitttttt..."

Naveen - " kyaa hua???
Nandini ko I love you bolna bhool gaya???"

Rajveer - " Main Gunny se Naina ke baare mein poochna bhool gaya...
Do din hogaye he use dekhe huye..."

Naveen - " Matlab janab ko Naina yaad he...
Agar tu mere Veeru nai hota he, yeh Jo jhoomar he Tere uper girake uper mere paas... Nii... Ritu ke pass bhejta pasta khane....
Ab aap yeh math puchiye ki jhoomar kaha he Raj ke ward mein....
Dialogue Tha yaar..."

Rajveer -  " ab kyaa karu????
Chaubey... Use bula leta hu...."

Naveen - " aur main Naina ke pass jata hu...
Tu yaha hi sad apne uch vicharonke beech..."

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Naina - " main yese kese mission pe jaa sakti hu???
Woh bhi aise halath mein...."

Shalini - " aur kyaa Kar sakti ho tum???
Raj ne kitne baar roka tha tumhe...."

Naina - " fir bhi mam...
Main pagal thi na..."

Naveen - " kis baare mein baath ho rahi he ji yaha???
Aur tu pagal thi nii Gudiya he...
Tu pagal he...".

Shalini - " aur nii toh kyaa... Naina...
Phehle kitne chutti liya he tumne...
Abh woh tumhe mission ke hissa hone ko force Kar rahe toh Kar kyaa sakte he???"..

Naina - " fir bhi.."

Naveen - " yeh fir bhi... Fir bhi kyaa lagake rakha he...aage bolona...
Is bechare aatma ko confuse kyu kiye jaa rahe he..."

Naina - " aur main kyaa karti??
Rajveer yaha Pune mein the aur mein waha Delhi mein...
Unse milne ke liye chaar din ki chutti kyaa leli Maine yeh log mujhe is mission mein join karneko yese kese force Kar sakte he????"

Naveen - " toh yeh baath he....
Zara ko apne Veer ko chodkar jaane ka man nii Kar raha...."

Naina - " aur woh Chudail bhi aa gayi he phirse Rajveer ke aas oaas mandarane.... Aur Rajveer...."

Naveen - " uske saath gappe ladaraha he...."

Shalini - " Kya???? "

Naina - " aur usne mujhe dhamki bhi di....ki...."

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Chaubey - " Sirji aapne mujhe yaad ki????
Maine suna ki aapke dimag ki batti udgayi he...
Aap mujhe pehchante he na????"

Rajveer - " nahi..
Kaun ho tum???"

Chaubey - " Sirji...." he started crying....

Rajveer - " chup kar...
Agar pehchanta nahi tha toh kaise bulata???
Aur yeh sab chodo aur yeh batavo ki Naina kaha he???
Do din se nahi aayi yaha..."

Chaubey - " kyaa bath he Sirji badi utavle hote jaa rahe ho..."

Rajveer - " Chaubey...."

Chaubey - " batata hu...
Woh kisi mission mein busy he...
Aur Kal woh aayi thi na yaha would bhi Maj. Bakshi see daant kha Kar..."

Rajveer - " nahi toh???!!!"

Chaubey - " aap so rahe honge shayad..."

Rajveer - " yahi hua hoga...
Aur kis mission mein busy he ho???"

Chaubey - " Confidential he sir...."

Naveen - " wah kyaa dialogue Tha....
Majoo aagayooo...
Phehle yeh kameena sabko confidential kahke saare baatein chupata Tha...
Ab Chaubey tum... Wah!!!!
Meri training kaam aagayi...."

" Tum aagaye... Main tumhara hi wait kar rahi thi...." There came a sweet voice...

Naveen - " yeh kaun bola???
Yaha ton sirf Meri commentary chalti he..." turned to know who is disturbing him...

There was his Mallika... I mean Narak ki Mallika...
Shree shree shree Doc. Ritu Mishra...

Naveen - " tum yaha kyaa kar rahi ho..."

Ritu - " wahi joh tum kar rahe ho Naveen..."

Naveen - " kyu tujhe amrith churate wakth kisine is pakad liya???"..

Ritu - " Nahi... Woh..."..

Naveen - " mujhe tumhari kahani nii Sunni...
Chup ...
Raj tum bolona..."

Rajveer - " Chaubey... It's an order...
Batavo..."

Chaubey - " woh koyi Ooty mein tourist house he jaha Hume shak he ki koyi secret code chupake rakha he...
Isiliye Naina ji ko..."

Rajveer - " itne khatarnak mission ke liye akele Naina ko kaise woh..."

Naveen - " yeh konse angle se danger dikhta he tumhe..
Yahi dialogue woh Maj. Khanna ne bhi kaha Tha..."

Ritu - " woh Khanna... Toh..."

Chaubey - " woh akeli nii....
Maj. Khanna bhi jaa rahe he..."

Rajveer - " tab theekh he..." paused seeing Chaubey's pale face,
" Kyaa hua Chaubey... Tum aise ajeeb si shakal kyu banake khada ho???"

Chaubey - " woh Sirji mujhe woh Khanna theekh nahi dikhta..."

Ritu - " pata he Naveen Woh Mera friend he.. "

Naveen - " tab toh woh bilkul theekh nii hoga....."

Ritu - " hum milke bahot sa kaand kiye he saath mein..."

Rajveer - " kyu???"

Chaubey - " woh Naina ji pe...
Woh dono waha honeymoon couple banke jaa rahe he...
Woh..."

Rajveer - " what???? Aur
Naina maan gayi??? "

Chaubey - " uper se orders the....
Woh usi mission per jaa rahi thi, tab aapka accident hogaya aur woh waha se bhag ke aagayi...."

Ritu - " isiliye usne woh Mangalsutra phehna Tha..."

Naveen - " haa...
Woh sab nakli Tha...
Agar indononki such mein shadi huyi hoti toh main yaha kyaa karta..."

Rajveer - " toh ab??? "

Chaubey - " Alekh aur Huda bhi he is mission mein...
Woh dono waha resort mein already bheje jaa chuke he tourist bankar....
Aur Naina ji parso mission pe jaa rahi he...poore ek hafte ke liye...."

Rajveer - " ek hafta???." He shouted....

Ritu - " dheere se Captain... Aapka Dil...."

Naveen - " Naina ke pass he.. "

Rajveer - " toh ek kaam karo Chaubey...." he whispered something in Chaubey's ears....

Ritu - " Naveen Mera haath chodo...
Mujhe sunna he..."

Naveen - " kyu???
Phehle yeh Bata ki tumhara bhi Cameo role he us Kashish ki tarah  yaa Mujhe tumhe bhaghana padega phirse????"

Ritu - " phehle haath chodo phir batati hu...."

Naveen - " waise tum kaafi hot ni hogayi Narak.jaake!!!!"

" What" said Chaubey and Ritu in Union....

Naveen - " yeh Chaubey kyu chill raha he... Kahi isne mere baath toh nii sunli????"

Ritu - " yeh tumhara nii... Captain... upss... Major ke baatein sunkar chilla raha he...."

Naveen - " yesa kyaa kaha Raj ne ki yeh chilla raha he?????"
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Precap :

Maj. Bakshi : lt. Naina Singh Alhuwaliya is mission aap Maj. Khanna ke saath nii Maj. Shekhawat ke saath jaayenge....

Rajveer - " sorry sir....
But main is mission mein Capt. Nandini ko apna partner banana chata hu...."

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Kaisa raha aaj ka update????
Yeh math puchiye ki Naveen ko promotion Mila ki nii??!!!
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Khush kabhri ho toh shayad party bhi mil jaaye aapko, swarg mein...
Jaayiyega zaroor....

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