I opened my eyes. I was in what appeared to be in a medieval town square of sorts.

Ah yeah! Hot girls and magic adventures!

As I sweeped the plaza with my hungry eyes, I noticed something... these were all men! Where are all the women at? I had been ripped off... it was only men as far as the eye could see! That damned goddess!

One man was staring at me from across the plaza. He had a weird look in his eyes. I lifted my hand and waved at him. He started walking towards me and I lowered my hand. That was usually not the response to waving... or so I thought. As he approached he brandished a wickedly sharp looking blade and shoved it through my stomach. What the hell? What did I do? He simply extracted the blade and walked away as easy as he had approached me.

It was dark again. A familiar cold breeze hit my skin and I turned around. An ivory throne.

"Oh come on!", I exclaimed.

Aria manifested into her throne.

"Well... wait a minute... how'd you get back here?!", she demanded.

I facepalmed.

"I don't know... you're the all knowing Goddess, why don't you tell me", I said rudely.

The Goddess was still looking at me. She rolled her eyes.

"You were stabbed? Really?", she said.

I facepalmed again.

"Well no one told me I was going to a magical world filled with murderous men!", I yelled.

She shrunk back in her chair. I was furious. I thought the Goddesses' were supposed to bless the adventurers, not curse them. She held her hands up.

"Okay... so maybe I had something to do with that but I'm sorry", she explained.

A short laugh escaped my lips.

"Oh! You're sorry?", I said angrily.

Aria looked like she was about to cry.

"Yes I'm sorry. I'll do it right this time", she mumbled.

"I want another item then", I told her.

She waved her hand as to tell me to continue.

"This time, I want a magical companion. And it has to be a female humanoid companion! Okay?", I said.

She covered her mouth as she stifled laugh. She nodded and waved her hand again. An elf had appeared next to me... and they were out of this world... whatever world I was in that is. The bright light started to appear.

"I swear to whatever God there is if this is another 'man world', I will kill you", I told Aria as I disappeared.

She had some nerve... I should've known she rigged the first time. Why couldn't I ever just get what I wanted? Even after death, I was still being denied my desires... what a cruel world.

This time when I opened my eyes, it was another town square. The elf next to me had turned to look around and finally set her eyes on me.

"Who are you?", she asked.

I could finally come up with a cool name and no one would ever know my real name! Think think think.. come on...

"I'm Sasaki", I said.

I internally facepalmed. Why was I so stupid. The elf seemed to chuckle.

"What a horrible name...", she said.

Oh... I could tell this was not going to be like any dream I've ever had... it was more like a nightmare.

The elf had long blonde hair that stopped at her waist. Her large green eyes almost seemed to sparkle. Her body was something to stare at... I was mesmerized. She seemed to notice and crossed her arms over her chest.

"Ahem", she said. I looked up at her face.

"Heh... sorry about that." I looked around.

It just seemed to be a bunch of houses set around a large fountain in the center. Really the only difference between this world and the last was the fact I could see many people, women included. The elf seemed to be growing restless as she bounced on her feet. I was distracted by her again and she slapped me.

"Ouch!", I exclaimed holding my cheek.

She pouted and turned away.

Ugh... this was gonna suck... a lot.