(I have been traumatize by so many fanfic now you will suffer:3)

Kermit the big dick frog was walking down  the street when he saw daddy waddy paddy clappy sherk

"SHERK SENPIE!????!!" Omega Kermit scream as he was pick up

"Where are we gwoing alpha? Uwu" Kermit said seductively

"I'll tell you when we get there baby girl" baddie Shrek saidt

They arrived at Sherk home at cum swamp

Sherk carried Kermit t9 his bed bride style and got on top of him and grab a mud condom and started kiss his neck(WHAT HIS THIS) 

Then he took his pants off and lined his 69 inch dick to Kermit hole and...

To be continued.........

IM SO SORRY LMAO