Not-So-Happy-Hogan

Jesus, no wonder they're so alike. They even look alike. TonyStark, have you seen this?

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TonyStark-

That's... shocking actually. Wow, we really do look alike, don't we, PeterParkor?

PeterParkor-

... wow. That's spooky. Like, actually spooky, how are we so alike???

Guyinthechair-

Holy crap, PeterParkor, you guys look so alike!?! How?!

PeterParkor-

I actually don't know and I'm freaking out.

💪Flash💪-

Wtf?!?! Penis Parker, why do you look like him?!

TonyStark-

Excuse me, but what the hell did you call him.

Guyinthechair-

Finally, been waiting for Flash to be put in his place.

PeterParkor-

Mr. Stark, please don't. I can handle this guy, I always do.

TonyStark-

You "always do", huh? This implies that you've had to deal with him for some time now. Guyinthechair, how long has PeterParkor been dealing with this idiot?

Guyinthechair-

(Sorry Peter) Since Elementary School. He's been bullying him.

PeterParkor-

Ned, why?!

TonyStark-

That's it. Kid, we are going to have a serious talk. As for you, 💪Flash💪, if you bully my kid again, then you will pay. No college worth a damn will accept you when I'm done, if you even LOOK at him again. Got it? Good.

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The Daily Bugle-

Tony Stark has a kid? Recent post shows undeniable evidence, read to find out more!

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Irondad-

I KNEW IT

🍎SiederTreeStudios🍎-

Well fuck. There goes TonyStark's cover. Good luck with that.

IronFan420-

Holy crap!?!

Deadpool-

Here come the rabid fans! Good luck with that!

Private Chat

PeterParkor-

Uhm, Mr. Stark there are reporters at my apartment, and I don't know why. what do I do?

TonyStark-

Stay there kid. I'll come get you. DO NOT, AND I MEAN DO NOT let them in. They will invade your privacy.

PeterParkor-

Okay. And can you not kill Flash? Please?

TonyStark-

No can do kid. He hurt you. No one gets away with that. I'll see you there, alright?

PeterParkor-

Okay. Good luck.

Private Chat-

🍎SiederTreeStudios🍎-

Wait Deadpool where did you come from.

Deadpool-

Doesn't matter lovely author! Anyway, will you help my Baby Boy?! What's gonna happen?!

🍎SiederTreeStudios🍎-

All will be revealed soon 😉😉 I gtg though. Need to eat food. Bye lovely readers!!!

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