Okay, zo ik spreek een beetje Nederlands. (Okay, so I speak a bit of Dutch)

ik ben halfnederlands (I am half Dutch btw)

Zo ik heb een beetje oefening nodig. (So I need a bit of practice)

So, here's a Oneshot with Dutch stuff!

Aka Peter knows Dutch and Tony is confused.

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3rd Person POV

   To say that this was unexpected was an understatement.

   Peter apparently knew Dutch. And Tony had no clue how, to be fair, but he probably should have noticed earlier. Sometimes, he would murmur in Dutch in the lab, and Tony would cast a weird look at him before turning back to his work. He didn't think much of it at the time, he'd always think, 'I'll ask the kid about it later.'

   Then the trip to the Netherlands came.

   "Finally here!" Tony said dramatically as he collapsed into the car Happy rented. Peter sat down next to him, smirking at his mentors "despair."

   "Let's get to the hotel and crash kid, I'm tired. I can only hope they know how to speak English." Tony said, pinching the bridge of his nose with a sigh. "That's not something we'll have to worry about, Mr. Stark." Peter said, smirking mischievously at his mentor.

   "First off, it's Tony kid. Second off, what's with that look and why won't I have to worry?" Tony asked, looking at Peter in confusion. Peter just smirked more and said, "You'll see, Mr. Stark."

   'What is he planning....' Tony thought as they got out of the car in the garage, Peter grabbing his stuff while Happy took Tony's. Tony kept glancing at Peter though, wondering what he was planning.

   They put their stuff down as they watched Happy try to get the hotel worker to understand they had a reservation, but the man just looked confused. Peter finally sighed after twenty minutes of the back and forth, before walking over and saying, "Sorry, hij spreekt Engels. Hij probeert te zeggen dat we een reservering hebben. (Sorry, he speaks English. He's trying to say we have a reservation.)"

   Happy and Tony stared at the two as they talked, Peter finally getting the key. "Alright, here we go." He said before grabbing his things and walking, while Tony and Happy trailed behind him, both sending each other surprised glances.

   While they were walking though, a girl with golden-blonde hair ran into Peter on accident. "Sorry! Ik heb je daar niet gezien. Hier, laat me je helpen met je koffers. (Sorry! I didn't see you there. Here, let me help you with your bags.)" She said frantically as she helped Peter gather his stuff.

   "Het is goed. Je hebt me niet gezien. Waarom was je toch zo gehaast? (It's alright. You didn't see me. Why were you in such a rush anyway?)" Peter said, brushing himself off. The girl looked down and said, "Oh, mijn ouders wachten beneden op me ... Ik ben echt onhandig, sorry. Hoe dan ook, sorry dat ik een last ben en- ! (Oh, my parents are waiting downstairs for me... I'm really clumsy, sorry. Anyway, sorry for being a bother and- !)" The girl finally caught sight of Happy and Tony and gasped.

   "Oh my god... you're Tony Stark! Oh god, now I feel even more stupid...." She said, looking down. Peter looked up in surprise. "You speak English too?"

   "Yeah, I'm only half Dutch, anyway, I really need to get going, my parents will probably yell at me if I stay here any longer... sorry! Nice to meet you all though!" She said before bolting down the hallway again, muttering something in Dutch. Peter just yelled, "Bye!" And smiled. Tony and Happy just stared more.

   "So... you speak Dutch?" Tony said when they finally got to the hotel room, shutting the door behind them. "Yep! I also speak Spanish, a bit of Russian, and Italian." Peter said smiling. 

   "That girl seemed nice. I hope she got to her family." Peter said. Tony smiled. "Lo spero anch'io. E ora posso parlarti italiano senza preoccuparti che non capirai, ragazzo. (I hope so too. And now I can speak italian to you without worrying you won't understand, kid. (this ones Italian if you didn't get that by now.))" Pete laughed, and replied, "Bene, ora possiamo confondere le persone passando a volte in italiano. Sarà divertente. (Well, now we can confuse people by switching to italian sometimes. That'll be fun)" Peter said looking at his mentor with a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Maar ik kan je ook verwarren door Nederlands te spreken. (But I can also confuse you by speaking Dutch.(back to Dutch))"

   "I don't understand you but I'm already scared kid." Tony said. Peter just laughed again while Tony sighed, thinking, 'Man, this kid is full of surprises....'

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Oof that was hard. 

Most of this shit was google translate tbh, I was gonna practice typing/writing in Dutch but I really just had to use google cause I didn't know most of the words. 

Also oof I really need to stop putting self-cameos in my stories but they're fuuuunnnnn :(

If you guys don't like them I can stop...

But anyways, I hope you enjoyed this mess, and I'll see you Webheads in the next chapter.

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