Note: this joke is John Mulaneys, not mine.

"But when I'm not with MJ you can still do anything to me, I will tolerate any treatment." Peter says, shrugging.

"Like I'll book a ticket, on some garbage airline. I
don't wanna name a real airline, so let's make one up, we'll call it Mysterio Airlines, so I'll book a ticket on that."

~~~

"Can I get on the plane now please?" Peter asks

"nO. It's delayed 9 HOURS." Mysterio says as he spits at Peter

"OKay" Peter says as he goes to the bathroom

He comes back out and asks, "Any updates?"

"yEAH, we took off while you were in the bathroom! Cause we hate you! Now take this meal voucher that doesn't work, go, fetch!" Mysterio says.

"OKay."

And then Peter goes to the wolf-pup-gang express and says, "Can I have a sandwich please?"

"NO!" Mysterio says

"OKay." Peter says

"Ur a little fat girl r u"

"nO"

"SAY IT"

"I'm a little fat girl."

Then Peter walks to the Mysterio help desk, which is an oxymoron, and says, "Can I please go home on an airplane?"

"nO! IN FACT, WE'RE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER! AND UR GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS!" Mysterio yells

"whY ARe YOU dOiNG tHiS TO mE?!"

"Because we're Mysterio airlines! And life is a fucking nightmare!" Mysterio sings

~~~

"And that's how my identity got revealed." Peter told his other cell mates.

lylallama66 says, "Huh."

Sapphire-of-SHIELD says, "Mood. Tbh dude, you're the only entertainment here :P"

And then everything exploded.
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