Here's the first one-shot of the set. I've seen a lot of these fics, and I love them. They're just fun to read. So I thought I'd make one...

Anyway, here it is.

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Peter:
Hey number neighbor.

Unknown:
um... a number what now?

Peter:
A number neighbor.
It means our phone numbers
are almost exactly the same.

Unknown:
So you decided to text
a random stranger?

Peter:
It was a dare.

Unknown:
Oh and that's a perfect
reason to text some
Random phone number.

Peter:
Not a random number.

You're my number neighbor.

But I can go...

Unknown:
Nah. You're giving me
something to do besides
Pay attention.

Peter:
Ohhhhhh

Wait a minute.

What are you supposed
To be paying attention too?

Unknown:
Work.

Peter:

*gasp*

WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?!

Unknown:
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO!

Peter:
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Unknown:
You started it.

Peter:
Did I though?

Unknown:

Most definitely.

Peter:
Well that was rude.

Unknown:
Your point?

Peter:
I had a point?

Why wasn't I made aware of this?

Unknown:
How am I supposed to know?

Peter:
You need a contact name.

Unknown:
Set it to something cool.

Nothing stupid, Peter.

Peter:
Okay no problem.

Wait a minute...

How'd you know my name?

Unknown:
I used your phone number
And did quick background check.

Had to make sure you weren't
Some psycho.

Peter:
S t a l k e r

Stalker:
Please tell me you didn't...

Peter:
...

I did.

You are now Stalker.

Stalker:
Really, kid?

Peter:
Yes.

Wait... kid?

How old are you?

Stalker:
48

Peter:
OwO

yOur aN aDuLt?!

Stalker:

*you're

And you're a child.

Peter:

Why are you
Texting a child?

Stalker:
You texted me first.

Peter:

Well since you're an adult...

I'm changing your name.

You are now Mr. Stalker.

Mr. Stalker:
Why Mr. Stalker?

Peter:
Because it's disrespectful
To not add Mr.

Mr. Stalker:
And calling me a
Stalker isn't?

Peter:
Not my fault I
don't know Your name.

Mr. Stalker:
Didn't your parents
Ever tell you not to talk to
Strangers?

Peter:
Funny thing about that.

My parents are dead.

Mr. Stalker:
Geez..

I'm sorry, kid. Really.

Peter:
Its okay. Not your fault.

So what all did you learn
From the little 'background check'

Mr. Stalker:
Just your name and age.

All I saw was who
The phone number
belongs too.

Peter:
So no tea?

Mr. Stalker:
Tea?

Peter:
Tea.

T

E

A.

Mr. Stalker:
I'm so confused...

Peter:
Good.

Google it.

You'll figure it out.

Mr. Stalker:
Or you could just tell me.

Peter:

Nerp.

Sorry Mr. Stalker.

Gotta blast!

*Yeets self out a window*

Mr. Stalker;
Wait!

What's a 'yeet'?

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Okay, what do you think? I may turn this into a full story. The parts are pretty easy to write, so it could be easier to update those while you guys wait on my actual fanfic updates...

Okay, vote for this to become a full story.

Yes

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Maybe

I larb you all my amazing arachnids,

Nat