The plot is a bit sloppy so I apologize in advance.

~unedited~

"We need to have a serious discussion about Intern Baby." Clint said, slamming his hand on the coffee table. The rest of the team stood behind him, all but Scott looking slightly disappointed.

"Don't break my furniture dumbass." Tony said. "And why are you so obsessed with my intern?"

"I tried looking up his picture at school at the library and it said access denied, Tony the library is a public place and my access was still denied? There's got to be something special about this kid or you wouldn't be keeping him around." Natasha stated.

"You guys think I keep him around just for kicks? Something to look at in my spare time?" Tony scoffed. "Why do you guys care so much? Worried you can't control him and he'll slip up something about you?"

Steve shook his head. "Tony he's great and all, but he's a kid. He might use us for popularity and exploit us for fame. He could send our secrets out to the world!"

This time it was Tony slamming his hand on the coffee table. "I'll tell you what I've been telling you for a week! I know my intern and I trust him wholeheartedly, if anything I don't trust that you all will send his secrets out in the world." Tony got up to leave.

"So you're admitting he has secrets." Sam said.

"Yeah I am, and none of you will ever know them." Tony actually left that time, probably going down to his lab.

"Wow okay, that was a show."

The team turned to find Intern Baby walking into the room, his backpack on the floor.

"Yeah so do you want to give us some info about yourself?" Clint asked.

Intern Baby smiled. "No can do Mr. Barton, I'm not allowed too."

"Tony isn't allowing you to give out information about yourself?" Sam asked.

Intern Baby shook his head. "Only for my safety."

"What could we possibly do to compromise your safety?" Scott asked.

"Uh for one you guys are super heroes." Intern Baby said.

"True, but what else?" Clint asked.

"Stop grilling him, you won't see him in four days anyway." Tony said coming in, putting an arm around Intern Baby.

"It's okay, they didn't do anything bad."

"Doesn't matter." Tony said.

"Can I tell them my name?" He asked.

"No." Tony said.

"Please?" Intern Baby asked.

"I'll buy you ice cream if you stop asking." Tony said.

"I'm not five, but I want mint chocolate chip." Intern Baby said, slipping out of Tony's grip and going towards the elevator.

"Well are we going to get ice cream or not?" He asked.

"I'm coming, you little shit." Tony said, following him.

"What the fuck did we just witness?" Sam asked.

"Father and son, Sam; Father and son." Natasha said, shaking her head and  sitting down on the couch. "Movie?"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

The movie was interrupted by a call from Tony. Scott paused the movie while Steve answered and put it on speaker.

"Look guys I hate to ask but I need your help." Tony's voice was rushed and they could hear the sounds of horns and squealing tires.

"What's the matter, Tony?" Natasha asked.

"They took him, they took the kid." Tony said, his voice sounding broken.

"Go down to my lab, Friday already knows you're allowed down there and go on my computer and open the second file, no other ones." Tony hung up and left everyone in shock.

"Well what are you doing, get off your asses!" Sam yelled, getting up and rushing down to the lab.

When the team got there Natasha sat down in Tony's chair and opened up the computer. She clicked on the second file and opened it.

It read: in case of kidnapping turn on embedded tracker

Confirm Action
Exit

Natasha clicked Confirm Action causing a map to pop up with a red blinking dot.

Natasha took the time to look around the lab, it was mainly a pile of spare parts and papers. But there were a few things that caught the teams eyes.

"Look at this." Clint said, picking up a framed photo.

It was Intern Baby and Tony sleeping on a couch, Intern Baby was wrapped in Tony's arms and Pepper and Rhodey were giving a thumbs up to the camera.

"That definitely doesn't look like he's just an intern." Scott said

"Hey! Stop looking at my shit." Tony said, running to the computer.

"Sorry!" Scott squeaked.

"What the heck, man?" Sam hit Scott on the arm, shaking his head.

"Sorry." Scott mumbled, rubbing the back of his neck.

"Okay I got their location, suit up." Tony said suddenly, running back out of the lab with the team not to far behind.

On the way to where Intern Baby was being held captive, the team asked some questions.

"So, what happened?" Steve asked.

"We were eating ice cream and these dudes came by and just took him, and I couldn't do anything about it." Tony put his hand in his head.

"Don't worry, we'll get him back." Steve said.

"Operation Save Intern Baby, is a go." Clint said.

"I'm going to choose to ignore what you just called my intern."

"Why is there a tracker embedded in the kid?" Sam asked.

"I have one in every piece of clothing he owns." Tony said.

Everyone looked at Tony, eyes wide.

"Oh fuck off, you pieces of shit."

They landed and they all got out. "Okay Tony and I will go in the back, Clint and Natasha go to the left, Bucky and Sam go the right, and Scott will monitor the tracker from the lab." Everyone nodded and surrounded the warehouse.

Tony and Steve ran in, the warehouse had been divided into more of a prison type layout.

Cells were shown lining up and down the halls of each corner, doors sealing behind unseen horrors.

"What kind of hell did they put my kid in." Tony said, disgust filling his voice.

Steve was too disgusted at the sight to take note of what Tony said. "Let's go find him and let out any other hostages we find."

"Listen up everyone, look for Intern Baby and free any hostages you come along, make sure nothing dangerous escapes." Steve said in the comms.

"For the love of baby Jesus please stop calling him Intern Baby."

"Well we don't know his name." Steve retorted.

Natasha and Clint seemed to have stumbled upon the office area of the building. They had already taken down any enemy in sight and began to leave.

Natasha spotted an open file on one of the desks, Intern Baby's face catching her eye. She looked around before picking it and putting it under her shirt.

They got out and walked into a room full of cells, they immediately began to unlock every single one that had a person in it, but none they unlocked had Intern Baby.

Bucky and Sam had been wandered the halls for what seemed like years, finding nothing but empty cells and people dressed in black outfits.

"We're never going to find the kid in this shit hole!" Sam exclaimed, throwing a passed out enemy in a cell and closing the door.

"Just gotta wait and see." Bucky replied.

"What would they want with that scrawny ass kid anyway?"

"He was out in public eating ice cream with Tony Stark." Bucky pointed out.

"True, everyone has something against the guy." Sam said.

The suddenly heard a cry of pain coming from their left.

The two shared a glance before bolting down the hallway, hurriedly slamming open evey door until they found the one they cry came from.

There they saw Intern Baby, curled on the floor with two men towering over him.

Bucky and Sam quickly took the down and rushed over to Intern Baby.

"Are you okay kid?" Bucky asked.

"M-my legs." Intern Baby's voice sounded so fragile, in the few hours he was there the men had done some damage it broke the two superheroes hearts.

"Don't worry kid, we'll bring you to Tony." Sam said.

Intern Baby nodded, allowing Bucky to pick him up bridal style.

"We've found Intern Baby and will bring him back to the front." Sam said into his comm, motioning for Bucky to start moving.

By the time the got out without injuring Intern Baby more the rest of the team was already waiting.

"Oh kid, come here." Tony immediately rushed over, Bucky transferring Intern Baby to Tony's arms, his suit being sent back to the tower and they all loaded up to go home.

" 'M sorry." Intern Baby said.

"You have nothing to be sorry for kiddo." Tony said, brushing some hair out of his face.

"If I hadn't made you take me for ice cream when I did them maybe you wouldn't have been so worried 'bout me."

Tony shook his head. "Don't you dare blame yourself for this, don't you do it." Tony said, his voice desperate.

"Sorry," Intern Baby mumbled.

"Don't apologize either." Tony said.

Intern Baby stayed silent, his head resting on Tony's chest.

When they all got back Tony was at Med Bay with Intern Baby, everyone else sat in the living room.

Natasha threw the file on the coffee table. "I found some information on him."

Steve looked over at her. "Do we really want to look at this and break Tony's trust?"

"We wouldn't have to if he would have trusted us in the first place." Natasha said.

Sam snatched the file, opening it up.

NAME: Peter Benjamin Parker

RELATIVES: Mary Parker (deceased), Richard Parker (deceased), Ben Parker (deceased), May Parker (current status unknown)

GENDER: M

DATE OF BIRTH: AUGUST 27

AGE: 16

ABILITY: Spider Powers

FINDINGS: Close ties with Tony Stark, possibly no living relatives, genius, no set home location, friends with Ned Leeds and Michelle Jones

"What are you all look at?" Tony asked, startling most of the group.

"Nothing." Clint said, chucking the file across the room.

Tony sighed and went to pick it up, his facial expression unreadable as he opens it.

"You guys really went behind my back to figure out who he is? And to think I was coming in here to finally tell you guys his name." Tony threw the file on the floor.

"Your floor is done by the way, move your stuff as quickly as possible because I can't look at your faces anymore." Tony stormed out of the room, everyone looking at the spot where he was just a moment ago.

"We fucked up." Clint said.

"Big time." Scott followed up.

A month has gone by and the team hasn't heard a word from Tony, so they decided to go up and visit him

The moment they walked in Tony was hostile and angry.

"You're lucky Peter is at school right now." Tony said.

"We just want to apologize to him and you." Steve said.

"You can't, because he doesn't know that you all found his identity. Both of them."

"Why not?" Scott asked.

"He would be crushed to know that his heros went behind his back." Tony said.

"What?" Sam asked.

"He was the one that told me not to tell you either if his identities. He didn't want you all to know and he trusted you to wait until he was ready for you all to know. But guess what, you didn't. You went and snagged some stupid ass file on him. And I don't want to be the one to tell him that his heroes weren't capable of waiting." Tony ranted, his rage building up with every word.

"We're sorry." Clint.

"Sorry doesn't cut it." Tony snapped.

"Then why did he tell us you said he wasn't allowed to give any information about himself?" Bucky asked.

"Hell if I know."

"What's going on?" Peter asked, throwing his backpack on a stool and sitting in the one next to it.

"Nothing kiddo." Tony said, ruffling his hair.

"Don't lie to me, the tension is so thicc I could cut it with a knife."

"They know who you are." Tony said.

"What?" Peter's voice was suddenly higher than usual and his face became unreadable.

"They took a file and learned about both of your identities." Tony told him.

"Oh." Peter looked down at the ground before looking over at the team.

"Why?"

"We were curious." Natasha said.

Peter nodded. "I can't really blame you. I'm going to do my homework." Peter smiled and the team before picking up his bag and leaving.

"Peter wait." Steve said.

Peter stopped and turned around.

"We're really sorry we invaded your personal life."

"It's okay, don't worry about it." Peter left the room and silence remained.

"He really does forgive you guys, he's just a little hurt that you didn't wait until he was ready." Tony spoke.

"We didn't know he wasn't ready." Bucky said.

"And that's the reason he isn't mad, he knows you didn't know." Tony turned and left, going down the hall.

Later that day the team returned back to Tony's floor to see him and Peter watching a movie.

Peter paused the movie and motioned for them to come over. "Watch the movie with us." He said.

"Are you sure?" Scott asked.

"Yeah." Peter smiled and everyone took a seat in the living room.

"Alright, let's get this movie going Intern Baby." Clint said.

"What did you just call me?"

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