The one rule in this chapter? ALL TYPOS MUST STAY. Enjoy the crack of Danny (and I’m sick- D), Ash, and I. Also, no cursing sooo there's some creative replacements :)

The tower was quiet until- MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD-

"MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD" Clint stood on the coffee table, twerking. Peter was cackling from the couch. Life was great. FOR NOW

Tany dances his way into the room, breaking his couch in the process. WAIT WHY MUST HIS COUCH BROKE.mm good chiken stripes.

Deedededadpool slipped tea from a bowl, watching. Wiating, until the couch wuz fixeddedddxd!

"Anyone want some penis enlargement pills?"

"Yes!", screamed all the writers. The couch proceeded to cry. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME CRY WHEN YOU GIVE ME THOSE OCEAN EYES-

"I have been waiting on your arriva;l" Stephanie Stange sayd as the C A P E turned him to face Beter and TonTon.

"Birch please you've been to space" sassy axhole.

"No birchh you are in space I stole your shoes" LE GASP

"Wow" said beter Barker the dog

"Mr StArK i LeArD tO pLaY rObLoX!" BANNY BOLD YOUR WORDS I  S W E A R

Ned sobbed into his napkin

Danny coughed violently with sickness, this may be his last crack fic.Â

"NO GASPED THE HORSES"

BUT THERESE A THINGY THERE

NO SCREAMED THE OTHER ONE THINGY THINGY

It going up so I type fast hi guys check out my wattpad @Simply_Anxio_

Meanwhile, I' keep giggling and am now croing from laughter

WE NEED NO """"" do you relish being a poor man’s wife unable to provide for your life- I relish being your wife.Â

I MUSTARD BEING YOUR HUSBAND

OOO

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR (same -Danny)

I'm gayer - Ash | Boitcha I have a girlfriend. - D 

I have no one D: -Jax

fuck off jaxowhffzhdjgjdylhf - D :( -Jax

Must you?its TrueDhe

HELPLESSSSSSSS OOOHoooOOOoOoOoOHHH I DO I DO I DO I DOOooOoOoOoOO

TrueDhe

I sobbed while watching Queer Eye cuz I wanted a hug from them rip

SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME YOUR PARENTS ARE MACARONI AND THEN JUMPED INTO A FRICKIN TREEEEÂ *high pitched whistling* up my axe. I shoved a whole bag off JELLYBEANS up my AXE.

YOU CANT STOP LOOKING AT ME STARING ME CRUSHING ON MY YOU CAN;T STOP-

GARY NOW I KNOW I WAS WRONG I MESSED UP AND NOW YOURE GONE BWABWABWA BWABWABWA BWAAAABWAAA

"Nothibg is impossible"

You cannot stab jello into a tree so hush yourself

My mom said I could go to the Area 51 raid if I find a ride

Cookie jar was moved, Area 51 is empty

LOVE ME LERF ME DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CRY LICK LICK LICK LICK I WANNA EAT THAT JELLO BUT I CAN'T BREAK UP MY NAILS SO IMMA PICK IT UP WITH UTENSILS.

but what if I can't pick up sticks or utensils I have no hands or arms or a physical form frick you then Ashy

LOVEMELOVEMESAYTHATYOULOVEME

KISSMEKISSMESAYTHATYOUMISSME

DONT LWAVE ME BEEFF

I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

MEEDEDEDEDULDGDGDYDFUGAYGAYKGLFJLXHHODGAYDDGOGSOGAYPHOSGDOGAYPHDDPHGAYLFHPDHPGAYPHDDGO

YAYGAY

I killed someone

The other one has to goi and I think it is the same as my sister has been doing housework for a while and got to do it for me because I don't 5and the way to go with the same asÂ

I SAWDD THIS BOAT IN HALF

THAS A LOTTA DAMAGEEESVHSH-Danny

Today I found out that Ash was older than me?

By a month>??

CHOKE ON YOUR SAND AND DIE - danny

Hey go check out myInstagram, @simply.anxio, I'm writing a boooook and i make art too -Ash

Hey check out my Insta, @ _danny_fenton , I've just recently started a black and white theme but under all of that is just a mess of memes that were sent to me by Ash^-^.

YEEHAWCOWBOIIIIIIYYYEYYEYEY

THERES A SNAKE IN MY WALLLLLL IT ALMOST KILLELELED ME

TURN AROUND LOOK AT WHAT YOU SEEEEEE IN HER gay FACE THE MIRROR OF YOUR gay DREAAAMMSS MAKE BELIEVE IM gay EVERYWHERE GIVEN IN THE gay LIGHT WRITTEN ON THE gay PAGES IS THE ANSWER TO A NEVER ENDING gayyyy STOOORRRRYYYY AAAAAAHHH TOUCH THE gay SKY FLY gay gFANTASSSYyYYYYYYYY DREAM A DREAM gay AND WHAT YOU SEE WILL BEEEEEEEE gay RHYMES THAT KEEP THEIR gay SECRETS WILL UNFOLD BEHIND THE gay CLOUDS AND THERE UPON THEgay RAINBOW IS THE ANSWER TO A NEVER ENDING gay STORRRYYYYY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHOW NO FEAR FOR SHE MAY FADE gayly AWAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY IN HER FACE THE START OF A NEW gay DAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY RHYMES THAT KEEP THEIR gay SECRETS WILL UNFOLD BEHIND THE gay CLOUDS THERE UPON THE straight RAINBOW IS THE ANSWER TO A NEVER ENDING gay STOORRRRYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

no

SPOILERS

LLAMA

$@>=@#-$'IH

Said quebert

In this house we love and adore Stranger Things. But no spoilers for those who haven’t seen it :P

Look at all those chickens

So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on the air

*Giggles weirdly* "That was my fear giggle* -Jax 2019

No we cant stop-A

Dont stop, believing, hold onto this feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling-A

STREET LIGHTS PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE4

I love myself -Jax

I dont hate myself-Jax (IMPOSTER)

STOP CHANGING WHEN I SAY I HAlove MYSELF IT WONT CHANGE THE TRUTH

I hate myself and I wanna die don't @ me - Danny 

DANIEL NO-ASH

AH YOU FULL NAMED ME - Danny

@Ash out here tryna make us love ourselves

Hi -Ash

"Im sorry my laughs are creepy" -Jax 2019

"I think your laughs are nice"-Ash 2019

"I laugh like I'm pyschotic (psyduck) so..." - Danny

Danny is secretly Danny Avidan - Jax

NO ITs DANNY DEVITO - ash

;HOW DO YOU SPELL HIS NAME??? Devito; - Ash 2019

Hate. the quotation Marks birch wood -Ash

Love birchwood, youknow, like minecraft,,-Ash

My favorite is oak -Jax

Psyduck

POKEMON GOTTA CATCHEM ALL-ASH

"My dog keeps climbing on me and I'm sick with a stomach ache so..." - Danny

:No Stop, no stop. Okay it stopped; -Ash AKA Captain (CRUNCH)

DIAMONS

DIAMONSH

DIAMONSD

DIAMNONS

MINECRAFT

DIAMONS

BOOKBOOMBOOM

DANNY DEVITO THE ONE THAT I NEED OH-

LIKE A CHURRITO - Ash

CORRECTION, LIKE A CHEETO - Danny

Rip I still don't hsve a nickname lmao. -Jax You are Roger - D >:c -Jax

I ate tamales and mashed potatos today-AshCaptain

I ate ramen and chipychips. - Danny

I had chicken, mashed potatoes, and macaroni salad for dinner. -Jax

What's MACARONI salad?-Ash

Google it- Jax

RLMDKMNUWKLBDBGILKJGBLYISKJB Im tired

WHY DOES DANNY HAVE SUCH A DIRTY MIND HE'S THE YOUNGEST IM GUNNA CRY

Why

Does

Danny

Mime diamons3

I've been scarred so I'm not innocent. (crying inside) - Danny

Mi ee diamomsss -Ahs

Ash Ahs

FIPRLHEJGSJGJSGGS

YEHSHKGJG

EXTRATERESTREAL. CRUISES

so sad tea

Fjsjgsisusuttstuti tea

That the tea

Jane's cHArdlef

Gosh

I watched Shazam! And now I have a new fandom :)

God was here

-we don't know who said this

GOD WAS REALLY HERE-jax

Lll

I changed the font to comic sans and its stayed that way the whole time

Ash crashed the call at 9:11

And the camera pans out to Tony hugging Peter. The ends. AWWWWEEE THAT'S CUTE.indedd

"I didn't put indedd" -Dannyeet 2019

*a close up of Ash's face*

"And that's all, goodnight, Nightvale, goodnight" 

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