It was a normal day at the tower. The Avengers were chilling about, playing some board games and what not (all if which Clint flipped before anyone could win). That's when it happened. A loud 'kadump' was heard, making all of the whirl around, just to see Spiderman sprawled out face first on the floor. Tony was up in an instant and by his side.

"HeeEEyY mistah stoooaaaaaarttt? Name what man?" Peter was slurring his words. And he wasn't making a lick of sense, which confused the hell out of the Avengers. Tony looked extremely confused. Everyone gathered around the two. Tony took the mask off of Spiderman, revealing Peter.

"Da fuck mahhhn daz m'ne g've back please," Peter mumbled while flailing his arms about. The Avengers gasped at how young this kid was. Tony ignored them, inspecting the giant bruise that was forming on the kid's head.

"Friday?" Tony mumbled.

"Mr. Parker seemed to have been punched by a villain with a metal gauntlet on, Sir. Causing the concussion, along with the bruising," Friday informed after hacking Karen.

"Fucking raisin lookin, caprisun sippin, kid killer, grape shaped alien," Tony grumbled to himself.

"What the fuck," everyone turned quickly, astonished.

"Cap, did you... Did you just curse??"

"Aheeehh LaNgUaGe amirrrrr... IGHT misses miss?"

"Jesus- its Mr. Stark,"

*WHEEZE*

Its a mental breakdown

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