-me as victim-
*phone rings*
Me:henow?(hello)
Caller:stay in your spot,your house is surrounded!
Me:otay!(okay)
Caller:there is a male in your house!
Me:is he Korean,Thia,or Chinese?(Kpop
Caller:we don't know--
Me:I'll go look for him!
Caller:no!stay in--
Me:to late*running around the house*
Caller:what are you doing?!
Me:looking for my soulmate!
Caller:*hangs up*

-me as caller-
Girl:*picks up phone*hello?
Me:I saw you looking at my bias!
Girl:what?bias?
Me:bambam!
Girl:how do you know where I am?!
Me:*hangs up*
Girl:uhhhhhhh
Me:henow!
Girl:who are you?!
Me:I'm bambam's #1 fan!
Girl:......
Me:should I kill you now or....
Girl:*walks away*