*The Next Day - First Break - 11am*

After I had sprinted home from my massive screw up, I had endured an hour-long lecture from Aizawa about disrespecting his authority. Now, I was half asleep on my desk, because I had stayed up the entire night fretting.

"Um...you okay there, (Y/N)?" Sero squatted down in front of my desk to try to look at me.

"Yeah, you're kinda all sleepy like Sensei! Does it run in the family?!" Mina hovered about like a hummingbird; I could almost hear her vibrations.

"Didn't sleep...can't function..." I droned whilst covering my face with my arms.

"Would you care for me to purchase you a caffeinated beverage from the cafeteria?" Tokoyami asked me as he wandered past.

"Uh...yeah, actually...hang on, I'll give you the money..." I dragged myself off my desk and went to grab my wallet.

"No need, I'm getting one for myself and it's no trouble." He insisted. A flurry of misty, black smog reached out from his chest; manifesting into the now familiar avian shape in front of my drowsy face.

"What's ya poison?" It asked in it's crackly, demonic voice. I stared; half-lidded for a while before reaching out and running my fingers over it's head. It felt thick and cold, kind of like mud.

"Just black, no sugar please, Tweetypie..." I sighed tiredly; a faint smirk growing when the entity began to turn a pinker shade of purple. "Thank you..."

"You heard the pretty girl! To LunchRush! Now! Pronto!" I managed to wave goodbye to Tokoyami, who was quite literally dragged out the door by his sentient quirk, before flopping back down again.

"A..are you hungry?" I opened one lazy eye to see Kaminari standing beside Sero with a small, nervous smile.

Fuck...I'm too tired for this...

"N..not really...I didn't bring anything to eat today, anyway...so I'm just gonna sleep..." I said quickly, hoping he'd just leave me be.

"You never eat, though? The only time I've seen you with food is when Kirishima gave you some...and you only ate a tiny bit." Sero pointed out.

"Yeah...you can share mine, if you want! I..uh, overpacked..." Without letting me refuse, Kaminari dragged his seat over and sat by the side of my desk; opening his bento box.

"Dude...is that hamburger meat? What is your deal with Western food..." Mina stood on her toes to peer over his shoulder.

"What? It's good! Plus, look! There's salad!" He prodded at the three cherry tomatoes and single lettuce leaf sitting in the corner, beside several full meat patties.

"My precious bff needs real food! I've got panda snacks! Do you want some panda snacks, (Y/N)?!" I flinched as Mina leant over the back of my chair and wrapped her arms around my torso, keeping my screech internal. It didn't hurt though, which was strange.

"Thanks...but...I just really wanna sleep..."

Where's that damn sleeping bag of Sho's?! Oh...wait...that's right...I glued it shut...

"Then...h..here! Use this is a pillow!" Kaminari left for a moment and returned with a grey flannel; quite similar to the one he had draped over me the evening before. Hesitating, I accepted with a soft smile and bunched it up on the table; placing my head back down and nuzzling in.

"She's so freakin' cute! Isn't she cute?! She's like, a baby sloth wrapped in a blanket of baby ducks type of cute!" Mina hugged me again, and I continued to smile.

I think I could actually get used to this...affection thing...

"What the fuck is this? The bitch appreciation club?" I glanced up at Bakugou, who had just stalked back into the classroom with Kirishima at his heels. His sour expression made the guilt I harboured start to fade.

"At least I am appreciated, you overspiced meathead..." I mumbled; turning my head away. His huff was audible, but he just began muttering under his breath as he made his way to his seat.

Two can play this game, Katsuki...

"Here, try some of the tomato! I don't like it...it's my least favourite vegetable." Kaminari held it with his chopsticks and gave me a sweet smile.

D'awwwww, he's fucking cute!

"Tomatoes are actually a fruit!" Sero pointed out smugly, and earned a weak kick to the stomach; making him fall over.

"I totally knew that! Buzz off!" Kaminari snapped; a bright blush forming on his creamy cheeks. He turned his attention back to me. "H..here...I'll even feed it to you! I'm c..cool like that!" He held out the cherry tomato, and just as I was about to lean over to take a bite, a not so small burst of flame and embers came rushing only inches past my face; exploding by the chalkboard. I snapped my head around to glare at the fuming culprit, who was standing with one foot planted on his desk.

"CUT IT OUT WITH THE PDA! IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!" Bakugou yelled, and his palms were steaming; ready to be used again. Kaminari looked like a startled rabbit, but he didn't move.

"I...uh...I...y-"

"I didn't take you for a prude, Kat~Su~Ki..." I sweetened my tone in the most innocent way possible, and he almost fell to the floor. His fists clenched, and his teeth looked like they could easily shatter under the pressure of his jaw.

"Hallway. Now." He hissed; kicking his desk over and storming out. Everyone was silent for a few moments before I stood up with an exasperated groan.

"Ooooh, is he gonna fight you?! I've got your back, girl!" Mina took a few jabs at the air; skimming the side of Kirishima's head and causing him to duck.

"Nah, it's cool...he's just being a baby. I'll be right back. Besides...I can just disable his quirk...there's no dust to save him now." On my way past, I ruffled the blond's hair fondly, and he swallowed; staring after me. Once I had rounded the corner, Bakugou grabbed my wrist and squeezed; leaning down so his lips brushed my temple.

"What the fuck was that, (Y/N)?" His tone was threatening, and for a moment I froze.

He's pissed...he's actually using my first name...good...

Scoffing, I pried his hand off me and took a step back; folding my arms and glaring with my intense, unimpressed (E/C) eyes.

"Why do you give a shit? I thought we were just..." I motioned between us with an exaggerated roll of my hands. "...this?" His face fell. Only for a split second, but it was enough to make that guilt come rushing back. He bared his teeth and cast his eyes to the side; lip twitching.

"Then why did you call me instead of him?! I was the one who came running when you were a fucking mess! I was the one who gave you a place to sleep and listened to...to whatever it was that's fucking you up! You think I'd waste my fucking time if I didn't give a shit?!" There was something burning in his eyes, but it wasn't anger. It was something I couldn't quite pin, but it made me want to fall at his feet and apologise.

I know you wouldn't...but...

"Katsuki..." I placed my hand on his warm shoulder.

No...it's hot...

"...what is this? Because...no matter how much it scares me...I...it's not a good feeling not knowing..." He stared at my hand for a long while before dragging his gaze to meet mine.

"This...this is..."

"I'm gonna give it to her! Me! I am!"

"Dark Shadow, c..calm yourself!" Bakugou jumped back; pulling out of my reach as we spun to see the whirling black mass of Dark Shadow; dipping and whizzing past students, knocking them flying whilst Tokoyami was sprinting after him.

"Later...we'll talk...later..." Bakugou whispered as he shoved past me to return to the classroom. Before I could say anything else, Dark Shadow came to a halt in front of me, holding out a to-go cup of coffee.

"H..here you go, pretty girl! I brought your coffee! Am I good?! Do you like me?! I'm good, right?!" It was definitely a strange sight, seeing a demonic entity in a fluster, but it was incredibly sweet.

"Thank you! You really are such a sweetheart!" I have it a tired smile and ran my fingers down it's ghostly head. It squeaked with delight, and I then turned my attention to Tokoyami once he finally caught up.

"Thank you, Tokoyami, I really owe you one. Is he always this...uh...enthusiastic..?" I had to tilt my head to the side, as his quirk was quite literally nuzzling into the crook of my neck. The crow-headed boy shook his head whilst taking a sip of his own coffee, which I was surprised to see had survived his pursuit.

"No, I believe he just fancies you."

"EHHH?! YAMI..W..WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!" Black Shadow shrieked; right beside my poor ear, and retreated back into his vessel's chest.

"Awww, Shadow..." I sighed; placing a hand over my heart. "He's a darling heart!"

"Please...could you refrain from encouraging him?" Tokoyami said with hinted frustration, but he gave me a slight smile.

"I can't make any promises if he keeps being such a cutie." I joked; following him back into the classroom. I took a long, much needed sip of my coffee and immediately relaxed. It was bitter and scalding, but it hit the spot. "I'm alive again!" I pumped my fist into the air, and Mina cheered along with me despite not knowing what I was on about. That was just the kind of person she was.

"Who can drink coffee without sugar?! How can people ingest anything without sugar?!" Sato said with a shake of his head and I waved him off as I strode towards my now vacant desk.

"I haven't had actual sugar for...what...six years or so?" The poor thick-lipped boy clutched his chest and gasped dramatically, as did half of the class, who had begun returning from the short break.

"How are you even alive?!" Ururaka exclaimed in panic.

I don't even know that myself...

Mineta cocked his head and placed a finger against his chin.

"I fail to see how someone with such a sweet ass doesn't eat sugar!" I stopped dead and glared daggers at the purple dwarf.

"BUG! PERVY BUG!" Mina screeched; pointing at the shameless student.

Jirou slapped a hand over Koda's mouth to muffle his scream.

"Bro, have some respect, Jesus Christ..." Kirishima muttered, and both Bakugou and Kaminari had risen from their seats to approach the boy; one with blazing fists and the other rolling up his sleeves.

"Mineta, honey, come here for a moment, would you?" Everyone ceased moving when I called for the boy; beckoning him with a single curled finger. Excited, Mineta rushed over to stand in front of me.

Stay calm...

"Could you pretty please repeat what you just said?" I asked in a sultry tone.

"What the fuck is she doing..?" Hagakure murmured; likely just staring (who fucking knows?).

"Shhh...just watch..." Todoroki hushed her and leant his head on his hand.

"I said I fail to see how someone with such a sweet ass doesn't eat sugar!" Mineta repeated proudly. I nodded slowly, as though I was really intrigued with his words.

"Oh...okay...well then..." It all happened so quickly. I raised my foot in the air and brought it down on Mineta's head.

Hard.

The dwarf cried out for help, but everyone just watched and either laughed or cringed.

"Mercy! Have mercy, (Y/N)!" He wailed; head crushed to the floor. Deciding that I had punished him enough, I removed my foot from his skull. Or, I tried to. The purple bobbles on his head stuck to my shoe, and his body raised with my foot. Narrowing my eyes, I began to try to shake him off, but he just wasn't coming loose.

What the actual fuckity fuck?!

"Uh...(Y/N)? Um...according to the information I've gathered about Mineta's quirk...he's...not coming off any time soon..." Midoriya piped up from his desk, and I stiffened mid shake; turning to face the walking shrub.

"Say what?" My tone didn't match my face. My voice was soft and quiet, but my eyes were blazing and my teeth were bared.

"Depending on how I'm feeling, my balls can stick for up to a whole day! I'll be sticking around for a while!" The pervert added smugly. My skin prickled, and for once I had no guilty thoughts about wanting to tear him limb from limb.

"GET OFF ME YOU PERVY LITTLE CREEP! OFF OFF OFF!" I stomped and kicked whilst the majority of the class erupted into uncontrollable laughter; drowning out poor Iida, who was flailing his arms about like a helicopter crying to calm everyone down.

"TH..THIS IS GOLD! PURE FUCKING GOLD! OH MY GOD!" Bakugou and Kirishima had doubled over against each other; cackling and gasping for oxygen.

"I..I'm d..dying! Pfffft! W..water! H..help!" Jirou was on the ground, clutching her sides.

"Dude, it's funny and all...but...can't you g..get off her now?" Kaminari asked; covering his mouth to try to muffle his snickering.

"That's not how it works! Besides, I'm getting a great view!" Mineta announced; a trickle of blood running from his nostril. My face turned hot, and I clenched my fists to fight against my boiling temper.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!" I charged; kicking my leg up to smash him against the wall with a sickening crack. I went to smash him again, but ended up discovering that now he was also stuck to the wall. My leg was up; high up, and the little creep was gushing and gawking.

"Panties!" He squealed, and I immediately used my hands to shove my skirt down.

"I HATE YOU!" I struggled and squirmed; almost falling backward if it weren't for Kaminari diving to hold me upright.

"CLOSE YOUR EYES! STOP PERVING! BUG! BUUUUG!" Mina crawled between my legs and blocked his view, and I was basically riding her like a small pony. Koda was screaming. Bakugou was in a fit; threatening to blow the grape's head off. Iida was almost having an aneurysm. The entire class was chaos.

*AIZAWA POV*

When I had turned the corner to head to my classroom, I could hear the commotion in an instant.

Why am I always stuck with the weird ones?

Heaving a sigh, I ambled to the door and stepped inside. there I saw absolute mayhem. (Y/N) had Mineta pinned against the wall with her foot whilst she was shrieking profanities; a furious Mina between her legs doing the same. Kaminari was looking like he had already fried his brain as he tried to hold my sister up, and Bakugou had already scorched the windowsill. Koda was being consoled by Ururaka and Yaoyorozu, and Iida...let's not speak of Iida's condition.

(BIG THANK YOU TO CreepypastaBxtch FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK OF THIS CHAOTIC SCENE! I LOVE YOU!)

I don't get paid enough for this...not at all...not even close...

"Those who can, take your seats and shut up..." I deadpanned; rubbing my face with my hand. "You're all terrible...just...terrible..."

*BONUS: THIRD PERSON POV*

After defusing the situation, Aizawa had taken his place in front of the class. (Y/N) sat with her arms crossed; muttering under her breath, whilst Mineta was groggily swaying at his desk with her shoe stuck on his head.

"Today, we shall be taking a little field trip." the scarfed ravonette announced; unphased by the earlier incident. "There shall be three teachers, including myself, accompanying you for this training." Sero stood up and raised his hand; his strange elbows knocking the black shoe atop Mineta's noggin. Aizawa held a card up to the class; two words written in bold across its width.

"Rescue training!"

***This chapter was just...a mess... XD
My brain isn't working, so filler...but this is where it gets INTENSE! For the record, I know Mineta's quirk doesn't actually work like that, but this is a fan fiction, and I thought it would be funny to add. Also, I couldn't resist making Dark Shadow smitten with (Y/N)! He's a cutie and I love him almost as much as I love Bakugou and Kaminari. I have a lot on tomorrow, but I'll try to get chapter 13 out if I can. I also spent the day doing a character reference and something else for this fic...
Character reference? "what for?!" you may ask?
Well...I'll be introducing you to this new face very soon...
Stay tuned, and thanks for reading!***