7:13PM
MESSAGE FROM
"Pedro"

Pedro
hello beautiful human
what've you eaten today?
thinking about sushi
I can bring some by if you want?
Or a burger?
Ik you had therapy today
Proud of you xx

Willow
Hiiiiii my favorite human:)
how're youuuuu
therapy was good!
I like her A LOT
She doesn't seem judgmental
and didn't take any notes or anything
Just talked
It was nice
Felt like idk
Like I made a friend or smth

Pedro
Willow!!!!!
Don't brush that off!!!
That's amazing princesa!
I'm so happy for you!!!
Celebrating tn
Whatever you wanna eat
on me

Willow
Pedro
I can't eat off you
We're not dating
👹

Pedro
MI AMOR NO
😭😭
I didn't mean it like that
Like I'll buy it for you
You can have whatever you want
Not me!
I mean you already have me
But you know what I mean
GAH Willow

Willow
Hehe
Gotcha
Hahaha
Sorry
It was too easy

Pedro
Don't apologize princesa
I love that shit
I'm just happy you're happy
I like you joking

Willow
Awe:))))
You're sweet
Makin me happy and shit
I likes you

Pedro
Glad you're happy corazón
I'm smiling too
Lots
I look dumb
You always make me look dumb

Willow
STAHP IT AHHH

Pedro
So?
Dinner?
What're you thinkin sugar?

Willow
Hmmm
Surprise me
Im feeling adventurous

Pedro
You got it!
Be there in an hour:)

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pascalispunk
proud of you for everything you do.
one step at a time, corazón.
👹❤️‍🔥👺💓💞🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤗✨🔥🔥🔥💕💘💝💖
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sandywillow
good lord. how many emojis are needed here😂
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pascalispunk
👀👀👀
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DiegoLuna
Invitation lost in the mail??
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sandywillow
Next time I promise!!!!
(Liked by DiegoLuna)

User010200
what a slut lol
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pascalispunk
that's not what your mom said last night
(Liked by adamsandler and sandywillow)

OscarIsaac
I'm obsessed with her and you. Both of you. I'm obsessed with it all.
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pascalispunk
I'm most obsessed with you 😩
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User61619
yikes are they still together? #cancelled #pedrodobetter
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User8919
Seriously!!! Thought they broke up but I guess not??? Does that mean she cheated on him with James too???
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User77100
I HADNT THOUGHT OF THAT OMFG. She needs to just like f off and die already
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adamsandler
did she tell you the joke about the squirrels yet?
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pascalispunk
That's the EXACT joke she made before laughing and making that face. It's so stupid.
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adamsandler
And they say I make dad jokes 😆
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sandywillow
@pascalispunk @adamsandler GUYS PLEASE ITS SO FUNNY STOPPPP
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rpatz
@sandywillow it's not lulu.
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User6168
Ewwwww thought I blocked her 🤮 I guess I need to unfollow pedro too
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pascalispunk
@User6168 okay bye! 🤩🤗🥳

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9:17PM
MESSAGE FROM
"RDJ"

RDJ
hey sweetheart
How're you holding up?

Willow
I'm actually good!
I have a new therapist.
And I've been with good people.
I'm doing good.

RDJ
Good!
I miss you.
Coming to LA soon?
We can get Burger King again.

Willow
I am 10000% down for that
Yes please
I love burgers and you
Sounds like a great time idc

RDJ
Then it's a date!
But seriously
Ik what you're going through.
If you wanna talk to someone
who gets it, I'm here.
I'll always gonna be here for you.

Willow
Thank you❤️
I appreciate that sm
My mom loved you yknow

RDJ
I loved your momma
Very much
She was a damn good woman
And she'd be so proud of you
You know that right?

Willow
Been hearing that a lot
lately. I appreciate it.

RDJ
OH I FORGOT
I GOT ANOTHER CAT

Willow
AHHHH
NO SHIT
SHOW ME RN

RDJ IS FACETIME CALLING YOU...
ANSWER?

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2:03AM
MESSAGE FROM
"Pedro"

Pedro
hiiiiiiiiii

Willow
hi:)
what's going onnn

Pedro
Nothinnnnn
OKAY OKAY QUESTION

Willow
shoot babe

Pedro
Babe?
Nah
You can do better
Gross
Favorite office character?
This is important
Think carefully
If you say Andy...
We're no longer friends I'm sorry
I don't make the rules

Willow
Not Andy💀
He's terrible until like
S6-7
After the boat YUCKY
Big ick
It's giving James energy

Pedro
"It's giving James energy"
What does that even mean?

Willow
Honey
Pedro
Please
Have you not??
Your age is showing

Pedro
Im only 45😭

Willow
Eh
Lucky you're cute

Pedro
Willoooowww:(
Don't be mean:(

Willow
I'm sorry 👹👹
Can't help it
Okay ummm
I love Dwight
Ik it's the "safe" answer
But it's the correct one
I love Phyllis too idc 😭
She's so funny
and married to a mafia boss
Like cmon I love her

Pedro
Dwight >>>>
Second is Creed

Willow
Because he's as old as you

Pedro
WILLOW
STOP NO
THAT IS SO MEAN

Willow
Hehehee
Just messing
You're age is attractive
I likkkeeeee it
I like youuuu

Pedro
🤗❤️🥳
I like you too
So very very much
What're you up to

Willow
Idk
Texting you
Now I'm putting the office on
Made me wanna rewatch

Pedro
Score
I win
10 points

Willow
To hufflepuff

Pedro
Idk I've never actually checked
You think I'm a hufflepuff?
Isn't that the lame one?

Willow
No 😭
I love hufflepuff
I'm a Ravenclaw:)
The smart one
You're the sweet loyal
genuine one

Pedro
But I'm confused
It can't be accurate
You're not smart??

Willow
HAHDJDOOA
JOSÉ PEDRO
BALMACEDA PASCAL
NO THAT IS RUDE

Pedro
It's payback princesa
Can't get away with making
fun of me and taking nothing
back.
Cute when you're angry

Willow
You're just cute
(Pedro love reacted this message)

Pedro
Favorite princess?

Willow
Like Disney?
Hmmmm
I love Rapunzel
She's so cuteeee
And Belle

Pedro
You're very much like
a combination of them both

Willow
What about you?
Favorite princess?

Pedro
Easy answer
You

Willow
I'm not
Shut up
I would love to play a princess
It'd be fun

Pedro
*whoosh*
Straight over your head

Willow
Wait wym
OH
I'm
shut upppp
You can't say things like that

Pedro
You can call me cute
but you can't be my favorite
Princess?
You are princesa
You're my princesa

Willow
I'm so happy you're not here
I'm blushing so hard rn
Goddamn

Pedro
Im sorry
Ik its not what we're
doing rn
We're not supposed to be like
flirting and stuff
I promise I'll do better
It's just late
And you're so fucking pretty

Willow
Don't apologize
You make me feel good
And safe
Ik you'd never do anything
to make me upset or
hurt me.
You can say stuff like that
It makes me feel
really good

Pedro
Yeah?
You like being mi princesa?

Willow
Holy fuck
Im red as fuck rn
God
Yes
I do

Pedro
Good.
Because you are.
Dating or not.
You'll always be mi princesa.
(Willow love reacted this message)

Willow
Literally how am I supposed to
sleep now.
Wtf is wrong with you
Meanie:(

Pedro
Speaking of
You really should sleep
Silly goose
Goodnight princesa
duerme bien y dulce sueños,
mi corazón 💓

Willow
I just had to Google
translate that
Please teach me Spanish 😩
Goodnight pedro
Text me in the morning?

Pedro
Of course.

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they are so not just friends smh.
also I cannot wait for the smut idec