22. Take That!
"You?! What the heck are YOU doing here?!" Kook shouted. "Well bonjour mannerless bitch!" Namjoon greeted mannerlessly. "Kook stop being so freaking rude!" Yugyeom said while slapping Kook in the arm. "Sorry for my friend he is just very savage," Youngjai said with embarrassment. "O-oh it's fine," Taehyung said
"Yeah, don't ever talk to my buddy like, you piece you dead stinky rat," Jinyoung said to Kook. "W-wait? He is your friend." "Yes, you unhuman human" Said Namjoon while sitting next to Jinyoung. Yoongi sat next to Kook purposely. "I have a lot about you from my friend," Yoongi said. "And? What the heck am I supposed to do about that." Kook said bitterly. "Well, I am Min Yoongi, a clarinettist. You haven't have heard of me." "Jeon Kook, violinist. Not glad to meet you."He said without looking at him. "I am telling u Kook, I hate u-" Yugeom got cut off. "Wow, you are cockier then I was told." "Yes, I more than what people expect, "Kook spoke back. "Why I am here?" Yoongi sighed. "Same" Jinyoung. "I am Kim Namjoon, I am a flute soloist," Namjoon said smiling to Yugyeom and Youngjai. "Oh I am Choi Youngjai and I am Bassonist." He smiled and shook his hand. "I am Kim Yugyeom and I am a tubist! Would you like to be friends?" He said with excitement. "of course you guys seem so much kinder than this jerkwad." He said looking at a Kook who wasn't even paying attention but just looking at his phone. "Oh well, we can share numbers!" Youngjai suggested. And that's what they did. "That was fast" Jinyoung just mumbled.
It was a bit of silence for a while because no one was talking but they were all just drinking their drinks. Jungkook was just looking at Namjoon with a disgusted face.
"What?" "Ugh, your goddamn voice gives me a severe headache!" Kook said. "Your voice gives me a primary brain tumour," Namjoon spoke back. The others were just looking at them while they were fighting. They just wanted to see where this drama goes until.
"You are so ugly!" Namjoon begins. "really?!" "Yes!" "Good! I was trying to look like you today!" Kook then started laughing. Namjoon just gasped as he was offended. The others were laughing like crazy as well. "This is actually really fun," Yoongi said while chuckling. "I know right!" Youngjai said. "Here is a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your mouth," Namjoon said while actually giving the tissue. Kook was just sitting there with shock. "Come on Kook give a comeback," Yugyeom said while laughing like a chicken. "I really want to slap you but that will be animal abuse," Kook said. "You fucking snitch!" "Dear hater, I couldn't help but notice that 'Awsome' ends with 'Me' and 'Ugly' starts with 'U'." Kook roasted him once again.
"Can you just stop now!" Namjoon nearly shouted. "Oh, I think you should use cold water to apply to burned areas. It will help." Kook said with a smile. Namjoon just stood up with a disappointed face. He went to the bathroom in the cafe. " "You really are a dickhead!" Jimin shouted while getting up and running behind Namjoon with, Taehyung, Yoongi, and Jinyoung.
"Yeah, why do you have to mess up all of my friendships and stuff?" Youngjai sighed. "It's not my problem that your social ass called them over," Kook said while arms crossed. "I hate you" "Love you too" Kook replied. But now let's go see what's going over to the gang of besties.
"Oh my God sis, I can't believe that you actually just offended," Jinyoung said with a cocky tone. "Shut up bitch! And what the fuck were you doing with them?!" Namjoon yelled. "Oh that, I was forcefully brought here by Gyeom and Youngjai, I also just met the bitchy Kook." "Knew it" Taehyung spoke. "Also how did you know him?" Jinyoung asked. "Well let me spill some tea for you," Yoongi said. "Oh, I am so ready."
Yoongi finally told him all the tea that happened. "Oh my GOd, and I oop, and I opp, and I oop. Kskkkskskks."Jinyoung began. "Stop acting like goddamn vsco, you motherfucker." Jimin slapped him in the "Well, wow it means you two have become like bloody enemies!" Jinyoung exclaimed. "Yeah.." Namjoon sighed. "Also what did Jungkook talk to you about when you first met," Tae asked. "Oh, he was looking at his phone when I came so he didn't see my face. He was being a small dick to me as well. But when he finally looked up his eyes basically lit up. Like he said he was a fucking fan of me. He said that he admires tubists. But my senses told that this guy is coconut head so I began messing with him as well." "Well, that's a discovery." Namjoon spoke, "Did you take his contact?" Yoongs asked. "Well he was being nice so yeah...but now I regret it. But he is also a pretty good buddy to do thug life shit with. "NO, delete it now. He is going to make you against me!" Namjoon snapped. "Jeez nobody can turn me against a fusing tube light like you," Jinyoung assured. "Fuck you." Namjoon pouted. "Aww, thanks."
Namjoon walked back to the table and stood in front of Kook. "What do you want again, rotten cheese?" He asked without looking. Namjoon instead threw the strawberry cake at him that was on their table. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" "you are fucking serious-" Yoongi got cut off. "That was for messing with me. "Oh but you are already messed up," Kook said and threw the hot latte on him. "YOU FUCKING STINKY DOG SHIT!" "How'd that feel, Karen?" "Did you just-" They were basically about to punch each other but their friends were holding them. Everyone was watching them. "Fight! Fight! Fight!"Jinyoung exclaimed. "You are not helping brat!" Yoongi told.
"Sir please leave, you are making our costumers uncomfortable." The manager finally came and told them off. They all said sorry except Joon and Kook they were being bratty like always. But when they finally got out they started walking down the street. "If you are going to be fighting like this then how the heck are going to be when you will be having tour lectures together."Youngjai spoke, "WAIT WHAT!?" "Wait, who said that we are going on a tour together?" Namjoon asked. "Haven't you heard about it?" Every member knows about it." Youngjai spoke. Namjoon just gave a death glare to his friends for not tell him and then Kook. "I hate you. You ruined my day. Let's go!" Kook said grabbing Youngjai and Gyeom. "I hate you too," Namjoon said grabbing his friends as well.
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