"Let me get this straight, you stole these?!"
"I might have."
"I bloody love you."
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•1 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞•

Klaus woke up feeling happy.

He had spent the last night out on a date with Alex. He had taken him to fancy restaurant. Both wearing their best Suit, meaning Klaus was underdressed.

But that's not what got them kicked out.

Of course they got kicked out over Klaus pouring his Wine over a homophobic old lady who couldn't see with how her head was far up her ass.

So yes, Klaus poured his wine all over her and got them kicked out.

He looked like a kicked puppy and Alex couldn't help but laugh at his lover.

So they went to a park near the restaurant-still in their 'best' suits- and got some pie from a nearby bakery and ate it all in the park.

And after some pranks-involving Alex going invisible and scaring the crap out of a couple on the other side of where they sat- and some kisses under the moon, they finally went back home.

So it's safe to say that Klaus was hyped that night.

The next morning, He got out of his and Alex bed —because why not— quietly, not wanting to wake up Alex. Who passed out when they arrived.

He wore Allison's skirt and and throw on a random shirt and went downstairs.

"Good morning motherfuckers!" He announced his presence cheerfully.

There were some groans and some "good mornings." And a special "sup dickhead." From Diego.

It wasn't even morning. It was like 1 am. Why were they in the kitchen having coffee?

He sat next to Five who was sipping his coffee, and began to whistle happily.

"Well someone's in a good mood." Luther eyed him.

Klaus stopped pouring tea and grinned at Luther, "Well not all of us are miserable fucks."

Five and Diego snorted.

"So how was the valentine day?" Alison asked curiously.

Klaus paused, a toast halfway in his mouth, "de wot?"

Everyone paused, even Five stopped sipping his coffee.

"Valentine." Alison said.

Klaus swallowed, "and when is valentine exactly?"

This time Diego answered, "Tomorrow."

Klaus paled.

"Fuck my life."

•𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞•

Klaus was nervous.

Today was valentine and he had no idea what to do.

Should he take Alex out on a date again? No he did that already.

Flowers? Maybe.

Chocolate? Definitely.

He was going out of his mind, trying to get Alex a decent gift.

Everything was either simple or too flashy.

And Alex was a not a flashy kind of guy.

Klaus even went to Allison for help!

Bloody Allison!

And even she couldn't help. So Klaus knew he was screwed.

So Klaus decided to do the classics.

He went out and stole a big, fluffy bear.

Stole some chocolate, and then on his way stole some guys flowers.

They were roses so he must have gotten them for his special person.

Sorry man, but Klaus was broke and he had to steal, that's a lie and we all know .

So he went and hid the stuff he had bought-not stolen!- and hid them somewhere no one could find them.

Meaning his closet.

He then went into Pogo's room and stole some of his Frank Sinatra discs and the gramophone.

Let's hope he doesn't notice.

Next was the candles, all he needed to do was make a distraction that would keep Diego busy for 15 minutes. He did that in the form of making an anonymous call about some dude misusing and hurting knifes. Diego didn't even think, he just shouted some words that would make a sailor proud and then ran out of the house in full speed.

Now you might ask why do all of this? Well it's obviously because Diego is a hopeless romantic guy and has date nights with his knifes, so he should have some candles in his room.

And he had. Candles in all sizes. Klaus stole 20 and hoped for the best.

He then went to Grace and asked her to make something for the two and she accepted with a smile on her face.

Candles? Check
Music? Check
Dinner? Check
Gifts? Check

Now all he needed to do was set everything up and then find Alex.

And then fake his death and move to Mexico. Diego and Pogo were going to kill him.

•𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐱•

Alex ran out of the store with his hands full of teddy bears in all sizes and colors. They were too much that he was leaving a trail of teddy bears behind him and he could hear the store Clark and the guard shouting after him. That only made him laugh harder.

Alex was not poor. No he simply did not like to pay for stuff. If he could steal them then he would.

Last time he payed for something was... probably years ago because he could not recall it.

Finally, after too much running he realized what his name was. The invisible boy.

So he went invisible and poffed out of existence.

He hid The teddy bears under his bed and then went to Allison's room. There he found some flowers and a box of chocolates.

He took them and hid them with the teddies.

Fuck luther and his gifts. They're his now.

Now all he needed to do was find Klaus.

•𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬•

The two lovers found each other. Klaus found Alex lazily flopped over and head hanging from the couch. He was looking at him with a raised eyebrow.

They both want to Klaus's room (or theirs because Alex had slowly started moving in. His stuff was everywhere) and Alex found himself staring at a romantic meal with candles everywhere.

"Wait." He sais and then went to his room and took the teddies out and walked into Their room. He left them there and went back for the chocolate and The flowers.

Once he came back he found Klaus kneeling on the floor and hugging as many of the teddies as he could.

"You got me teddies?" Klaus whispered.

"I-" Alex scratched the back of his neck, "stole them."

Klaus looked at him with adoration in his eyes, "18 teddies..."

Wow, Alex hasn't actually counted them but wow.

"And I also stole these from Allison." He gave the items to Klaus and watched as he teared up.

"Well I stole these candles from Diego-"

"You- you did that for me?" Now Alex was the one with tears in his eyes.

"Yeah and the gramophone is Pogo's. Also the flowers are from some dude and the chocolate is from a guy with a really long nose I thought he had a sword. Oh and the teddy is from-"

He was cut off by Alex kissing him.

"A man after my own heart."

"Well what can I say," Klaus grinned, "I already have your heart."

"You're dam right."

They had a wonderful night, filled with laughter and kisses.

The next morning they woke up to police, Pogo, Diego and Allison yelling at them and luther bitching about his gifts being stolen. Five only laughed and sipped his coffee, he had apparently spent the night with Dolores on a romantic vacation to Paris.

But everything was worth it.

Okay, I know this isn't good
But I'm in the middle of my worst writers block yet and this is all I could manage.

Also I know it's not valentine anymore but SOMEONE (looks at proshsn ) couldn't beta me in time so I was left hanging.

I had this written and just added some stuff to it.

Bear with me guys.

Love y'all